Anagrammy Placegetters for August 2000
All the highly-placed anagrams from the August 2000 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Tom Myers with:
Years of neglect meant ~
a legacy of resentment.
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Self-gratification =
It is carnal, I get off.
eq.2nd - Wayne Baisley with:
Handle with care =
What chandelier?
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Art Day with:
The Penthouse centerfold =
Unclothed "pets" often here.
2nd - Mike Keith with:
The Count of Monte Cristo, by Alexandre Dumas =
Told a French story about madmen, executions.
3rd - Jaybur with:
Auguste Rodin's The Kiss =
Huge nudes: it is so stark.
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Russia turns down British and American submarine rescue offers =
Reds ruin it for crew: barbarous, inhuman minds refuse assistance.
2nd - Jaybur with:
Sir Alec Guinness dies at eighty-six =
I sigh: sadly, it's exit a screen genius.
3rd - Dan Fortier with:
Democratic National Convention =
I am convinced - no talent or action!
THE RUDE CATEGORY
eq.1st - Richard Grantham with:
Large breasts =
Great, braless.
eq.1st - Tom Myers with:
This is a new device which will double your penis size -- it's guaranteed! =
Scientist: with a hard willie so big, seduce ladies whenever you unzip!
3rd - Graham Perkins with:
Short and curlies =
Older cunt's hairs.
THE SPAM CATEGORY
1st - Larry Brash with:
I APOLOGIZE TO ALL THAT RECIEVED MY COMMERCIAL POSTING YESTERDAY,
I TRULY MADE AN ERROR WITH MY POSTING SOFTWARE. IM SORRY =
Regret? O, I'm lying. I really meant to send it. I'm a low-life,
depraved, crazy spammer who scams, too. Priority? I try to get
your cash.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SAVED MY LIFE!!!!!
I KNOW THAT THIS SOUNDS RIDICULOUS BUT IT IS THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH!!
=
YOU ARE THE SADDEST, MOST HIDEOUS STUPID LITTLE SHIT-FACE EVER
FOUND!!!
I KNOW THIS IS AN INSULT BUT BET IT'S THE TRUTH!!
3rd - Richard Grantham with:
THE REALITY OF FAT LOSS =
Eat shitty offal, loser.
THE LONG SPAM CATEGORY
1st - Richard Grantham with:
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Cheers
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=
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2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Management Software
I'd like to introduce to you the company rules and regulation
system that a company need and has been proved very useful in
China as follows (this company rules and regulation system is
one of the items that presented above I can provide the company
management consulting to you).
These items covers all the factors in a company management that
you can make a broad choice from them and I'd like meet you in
your office to fulfill these items in detail for you.
The management software is based on the whole factors in the process
of management.The parts of it interact each other, make up a integrity
, a system .It is not only based on strengthful theory, but also
based on abundant applicability. It is proved to be practicable
and efficient.According to the management software ,you can exactly
advance the management standard, and it help you realize your
company strategy and your company goal.
Temporary managing client(temporary general manager£(c)¡¢company
management software (e.g.company rules and regulation system)¡¢company
management consulting service and other services are my company
business items.Especilly the company management software (e.g.
company rules and regulation system), which I would like to introduce
to you, is the primary consulting service.The company management
software has been proved to be applicable and efficient according
to being used in China.It can work in short time, and our company's
first tenet is serving you£¬the charge is reasonable
and acceptable. We promise in the honor of our company. We ensure
the quality of the service. Welcome to contact me in any time
whenever you need me. This is my honor to serve you here in Beijing
China.
Looking forward to receiving your message.
=
Mr. Boring Bill, bugging spammer,
My reasonably good temper and my tragic heart condition convinced
me to spare you from a more eagerly tense reply to a cocky, crappy,
inane, vacantly tacky BS e-mail you sent me. Instead, please accept
some funny anecdotes your (remaining) clients mentioned about
yo groggy, very crummy, big-tummy, piggy, blubbery, provocative
pervert, ugly anomaly of a mama:
client One: "Yo mama is so fat, she had dinner at McDonald's
once, and contributed nine more digits to the 'Burgers Served'
counter."
client Two: "Yo mama is so fat, I wanted to dip my cock in
her the other night, so I rolled her in flour to see where her
cunt is."
client Three: "Yo mama is so fat, NASA declared her as a
second moon."
client Four: "Yo mama is so fat, you were born with a dent
in your head, cause your horny papa didn't know she was pregnant."
client Five: "Yo mama is so fat, your papa jumped on her
once... they had to scrape him off the ceiling."
client Six: "Yo mama is so fat, she considers a wheel-o-cheese
as a health food."
client Seven: "Yo mama is so fat, she gave your puppy a hug
once, and it was never found again."
client Eight: "Yo mama is so fat, you pay another mortgage
for her butt."
client Nine: "Yo mama is so fat, nineteen randy campers could
use her panties as a tent."
client Ten: "Yo mama is so fat, an elephant gave *her* peanuts
once."
client Eleven: "Yo mama is so fat, I've been in her cunt
one time and realized I can't scream..."
client Twelve: "Yo mama is so fat, she won a 'Springer Beauty
Queen' title."
client Thirteen: "Yo mama is so fat, she can pick up a cent
using her tits."
client Fourteen: "Yo mama is so fat, she once went to the
top of the leaning tower of Pisa, and the constructors cancelled
their cement plan."
More are at:
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Get bent, you dumb mugger.
Mey K.
3rd - David Bourke with:
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=
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Men! Do women laugh at your stupid, naff, pale little two-inch (at best) tadger? Ha ha ha! Tough cheese, then, you sad tosser! But you'll never have sex without a proper pork-sword, so best get used to it, you pathetic stump-ended prick! And get a life, eh! See, all the Alt.Anagrams men have real hard, thrusting purple helmets! Ner ner ner ner ner!
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THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Richard Grantham with:
Shall
I compare thee to a summer's day?
2nd - Larry Brash with:
The quality of mercy is not strained,
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath.
=
The quote from The Bard's "The Merchant of Venice".
Portia's entreating:
"Hey! Listen up, I appeal; end thy loan".
3rd - Richard Brodie with: [Deuteronomy 15:1,2]
At the end of every seven years thou shalt make a release. And
this is the manner of the release: Every creditor that lendeth
ought unto his neighbour shall release it; he shall not exact
it of his neighbour, or of his brother; because it is called the
LORD'S release.
=
Here are the reasons underlying the financial cleansing called
elimination of debt. Here too are the remedies for all the vexing
vultures, the harassers that seek to thrive by usury. Oh! the
ratholes! So, to the foolish deadbeat's health! Here his troubles
cease.
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Richard Grantham with:
Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy =
O, it's a lovely thick novel!
2nd - Jaybur with:
Dame Daphne Du Maurier =
Ah, I dreamed up a rum end.
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Craig Steven Fothergill =
Love act - fingers the girl.
eq.3rd - Mick Tully with:
Rubens Barrichello =
Races Hill on rubber.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Tom Myers with:
Firestone radial tires =
Inferior -- disaster tale!
2nd - David Bourke with:
Stella Artois - Reassuringly expensive =
A very strong ale, I see. All six pints? Sure!
3rd - Richard Grantham with:
Villefranche-sur-Saone =
French sure love a snail!
THE ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY
1st - Richard Grantham with:
And with a blend of these four indivisible elements -
EARTH, both divine and life-fill'd, to imbue newnesses;
AIR's blow, undefined, not visible, that enmeshed life;
WATER, seem'd libation behind the fund of liveliness;
Blessed FIRE of the divine, now bated, still inhumane -
He made this oft-unbelievable world's infinite ends.
2nd - Mick Tully with: [The US Army slogan]
"Be all that you can be." =
Obey, launch a battle.
A bullet to any beach.
Lethal bayonet, Cuba.
Tally-ho! Cuba beaten.
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
I do like eating corn-on-the-cob - it's mouthwatering. =
Cook it. Ah, so adore chewing on it in melting butter.
Boo, I go clean teeth, to rid grain stuck on/within 'em.
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Richard Grantham with:
Genesis
1:1 - 2:3
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
Stillborn
3rd - Mike Keith with:
Sonnet
by Nicolas de Caen
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