Anagrammy Placegetters for June 2003
All the highly-placed anagrams from the June 2003 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Allan Morley with:
Cigarette addiction =
I did it to get a cancer.
2nd - David Bourke with:
Borderline case =
Reconsiderable.
eq.3rd - Jaybur with:
The scenes-of-crime officer =
Meet force's forensic chief.
eq.3rd - Hans-Peter Reich with:
Ghettos =
Get shot.
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Disney's classic feature, 'Bambi' =
Baby deer in a film? It's a success!
2nd - Scott Gardner with:
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix =
Portrayed orphaned hero for the next hit.
3rd - Paul Pan with:
"Living History" by Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton =
Thin Bill and girthy Monica's horny oral story, live!
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Afghanistan liberated =
A fight ends Taliban era.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The foreign policy of the United States =
See that fight erupt if tycoon needs oil.
3rd - Richard Grantham with:
Palestinian suicide bombers =
Arab is inside incomplete bus.
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
They are platonic friends =
(Pity I can't fondle her arse...)
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
Prostitution =
Point is to rut.
3rd - Allan Morley with:
Late-night television =
Love the genitals in it!
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Adrian Hickford with:
Alan Mathison Turing =
An original maths nut.
2nd - Allan Morley with:
The incumbent President of the USA =
The incompetent Bush's a true fiend.
eq.3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The US Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton =
Control horny man - halt his adulteries!
eq.3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
Martha Stewart indicted =
And what crime started it?
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Jaybur with:
The New Olympus Digital Cameras =
Capture the way a model's smiling.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Louvre Museum in Paris =
House unveils premium art!
THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY
1st - David A. Green with:
The Federal Bureau of Investigation's Ten Most Wanted List =
We aim to detain and get the bent US villains off our streets.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Washington Irving's tale, "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" =
The Felon gallops with no noggin, yet will sever heads!
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
The Federal Bureau of Investigation's Ten Most Wanted List =
See outlaws, fugitive bandits, and rotten felons... I rate them!
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquillity, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
=
In the name of national security,
we people of 'freedom' (Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft), without an able ounce of sense,
just love to enter into agreement
to help our rich friends belittle democratic institutions,
toss out the 'outmoded' Bill of Rights,
imprison 'terrorists' after speedy secret trials,
defraud some deportees, and invade Iraq.
2nd - Larry Brash with:
The twelve cranial nerves: Olfactory, Optic, Oculomotor, Trochlear, Trigeminal, Abducent, Facial, Vestibulocochlear, Glossopharyngeal, Vagus, Accessory, and Hypoglossal
=
Giving control of smell, eyesight, visual accuracy, face's tonal character, hearing, balance, taste, vocal cords, stomach. Will propel shoulders or loop a tongue very ably, too.
3rd - Jaybur with:
Sheep
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Henry Wadsworth
Longfellow: Night
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
An anagram checker, the code of which is itself an anagram.
• View the checker
(java applet)
• View the source code
3rd - Adrian Hickford with:
My Garden, by
Thomas Edward Brown
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