Anagrammy Placegetters for November 2003
All the highly-placed anagrams from the November 2003 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Correspondent ~
does CNN report.
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
The desert oasis ~
does ease thirst.
3rd - Dean Mayer with:
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned =
Flamethrower on hand, she can kill you!
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa =
A smile adorns a vain old icon.
2nd - David Bourke with:
Walt Disney's 'Winnie The Pooh' =
Went to slide his paw in honey.
3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Ludwig von Beethoven's Eroica Symphony =
He's moved by huge victory Napoleon wins.
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - David Bourke with:
Baghdad, the capital of Iraq =
Big patch of Al-Qaida hatred.
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Pedophiliac Singer Michael Jackson =
Jail Pop King! Cease his child romance!
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Warrant Issued for Michael Jackson's Arrest =
Star remains just a wacko for children's arse!
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The rock star groupie =
Care to go up her skirt?
eq.2nd - David Bourke with:
Impotency drug Viagra =
Gigantic. (Am VERY proud!)
eq.2nd - Adrian Hickford with:
A stretch in prison =
O! Sphincter strain!
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
American President George W. Bush =
He needs grim war to bring us peace?!
2nd - Adrian Hickford with:
John Cleese in 'Fawlty Towers' =
Ah! Joy of well-written scenes!
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Academy Winner Tom Hanks =
Ah, cinema's my known trade.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The recent Microsoft Windows update =
Few noticed it's the same worn product.
2nd - Matjaz Pihler with:
The Apollo Thirteen mission =
One hellish Moon-trip, I state.
3rd - Adrian Hickford with:
His crimes proven =
HM Prison Service.
THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY
1st - Larry Brash with:
Members of the Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Psychiatrists =
By all the results and models, we are claiming that Prozac is safe for anyone.
2nd - David Bourke with:
Royals hold a miniature-size cute little baby, now named... ~
Lady Louise Alice Elizabeth Mary Mountbatten-Windsor.
3rd - Dean Mayer with:
President George Bush and Prime Minister Tony Blair =
To be presented: British premier and lying ignoramus.
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Anthology: The Best Of Michael Jackson
Disc 1
1. Got To Be There
2. Rockin' Robin
3. Ain't No Sunshine
4. Maria (You Were The Only One)
5. I Wanna Be Where You Are
6. Girl Don't Take Your Love From Me
7. Love Is Here And Now You're Gone
8. Ben
9. People Make The World Go 'Round
10. Shoo-Be-Doo-Be-Doo-Da-Day
11. With A Child's Heart
12. Everybody's Somebody's Fool
13. Greatest Show On Earth
14. We've Got A Good Thing Going
15. In Our Small Way
16. All The Things You Are
17. You Can Cry On My Shoulder
18. Maybe Tomorrow
19. I'll Be There
20. Never Can Say Goodbye
21. It's Too Late To Change The Time
22. Dancing Machine
Disc 2
1. When I Come Of Age
2. Dear Michael
3. Music And Me
4. You Are There
5. One Day In Your Life
6. Make Tonight All Mine
7. Love's Gone Bad
8. That's What Love Is Made Of
9. Who's Looking For A Lover
10. Lonely Teardrops
11. Cinderella Stay Awhile
12. We're Almost There
13. Take Me Back
14. Just A Little Bit Of You
15. Melodie
16. I'll Come Home To You
17. If N' I Was God
18. Happy
19. Don't Let It Get You Down
20. Call On Me
21. To Make My Father Proud
22. Farewell My Summer Love
=
Reviews by the delighted customers:
"A bloody good job, Michael - so good that I neglected my web-surfing for a whole day!" (Pete Townshend)
"We love your work!" (N.A.M.B.L.A.)
"Oh my god, what a dreamy collection! Playing the album in my room really gets me in the mood to drive by a school" (Pee Wee Herman)
"Not bad, for a goy! Hearing your voice fetched cute memories of Soon-Yi when she turned eight" (Woody Allen)
"Love the groove, Mike my man! Ah hell, you are too cool for words. Oh, and thanks for your latest advice - teenage booties ARE an inspiration!" (R. Kelly)
"Please, allow me to e-mail a 'kudos' for a nugget of an album, Michael. I know we don't see eye to eye when it comes to gender, but I like the overall theme... And ignore the D.A. - he is such a killjoy" (Roman Polanski)
"A great treat by an immortal icon... Holier than the Holiest... We would be honored to send some boys your way as indication of our gratitude" (from a long note by several anonymous Catholic clergymen)
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
I pledge allegiance to the flag,
of the United States of America,
and to the republic for which it stands,
one nation, under God, indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.
=
Those dirty, flag-waving Republicans
often pander without limit
just to get Bush the oil thief
elected again.
Arnold's bold farce election
in California is hated indeed.
3rd - David Bourke with:
The President of the United States of America,
George Walker Bush, and the Prime Minister of
Great Britain, Anthony Charles Lynton Blair
=
An ignorant, brainless, retard mercenary yank
buffoon together with his best chum (a little
pet poodle) remaining thereafter at his side.
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Mike Keith with:
The raw materials for 641,959,232,274,432 pairs of anagrammed sonnets.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Magic by Shel Silverstein
3rd - David A. Green with:
THE AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY
This month's challenge was to anagram:
The fortieth anniversary of the assassination of President John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The fortieth anniversary of the assassination of President John Fitzgerald Kennedy =
A jarring shot on that sad, stern Friday invokes fifteen dozen inferential hypotheses.
2nd - Adrian Hickford with:
The fortieth anniversary of the assassination of President John Fitzgerald Kennedy =
Jets in on a
Friday in Nov... Eyes
Keen to gaze first-hand...
Rifle-shots
In the head's front
Part...
3rd - Larry Brash with:
The fortieth anniversary of the assassination of President John Fitzgerald Kennedy =
Let's join, in steady tears, gaze on and thank this fine Navy hero president for his effort.
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