Anagrammy Placegetters for February 2005
All the highly-placed anagrams from the February 2005 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Premenstrual syndrome =
Tampons render me surly.
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Death before dishonor =
Defines a brotherhood.
3rd - David Bourke with:
In rehabilitation ~
I halt inebriation.
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Dan Fortier with:
Clint Eastwood's "Million Dollar Baby" =
So I'll bet it'll win old boy a damn Oscar!
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Chicken Soup For The Soul =
Folk hocus-pocus therein.
3rd - David Bourke with:
The singer Madonna Louise Ciccone =
Do me a continual screeching noise!
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Charles to wed Camilla Parker Bowles on April Eighth =
Pale old Brit will plan marriage? So, who the heck CARES?!
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
State of the Union Address =
Dishonest data? Sure! Often!
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
Iran's nuclear potential =
International curse, pal.
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Don Rogers with:
Eldrick "Tiger" Woods =
Stick wielder, or God?
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Hoffa, the Teamster Union leader =
I hear the man's a LOT of feet under.
eq.3rd - Paul Lusch with:
The U.S. attorney general, Alberto R. Gonzales =
Get set! Here's torture bonanza, all year long!
eq.3rd - View with:
Chairman Gates =
A magnate's rich.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Paul Lusch with:
Bureau of Economic Analysis =
I balance USA's income for you.
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
The Democratic People's Republic of Korea =
Polemic tirades block hope for true peace.
3rd - Dan Fortier with:
Anagrammy.com site talents =
or, a mental gymnastics team!
THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The Oscar nominees for Best Motion Picture: 'Sideways', 'Million Dollar Baby', 'Finding Neverland', 'The Aviator', 'Ray' =
Meet a sad vino-lover, an ambitious fighter, a children's writer, a simply intense flyboy - and a blind crooner, too!
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
Prince Charles to wed his lover, Camilla Parker Bowles, April Eighth, at Windsor Castle =
Will their clear happiness arrive, or will Diana's well-perched ghost come back to star?
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
So, bearing in mind that: a king rules a kingdom; a prince rules a principality - then who rules a country? =
An uninspiring monarch? Ranting dictator? Wacky religious leader? The PM? Eureka! No, it's plainly... Bush!
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Larry Brash with:
The Three Laws of Robotics
1. A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
=
The Anagrammy Rules
1. Do not bother to post woeful anagrams which use terrible grammar or obscure spelling into this cool site.
2. Do not write obscene,"off" anagrams with bed-sex. No... not nice! Cut it out!
3. Do contribute just the very best, choice, apt anagrams, which consist of orthodox content, without which the outcome will often be: "no win".
Larry Brash
2nd - David Bourke with:
"I, George Walker Bush, do solemnly swear that
I will faithfully execute the office of President
of the United States and will, to the best of my
ability, preserve, protect, and defend the
Constitution of the United States."
=
Detestable dense twit: "I intend to:
- Misuse my power
- Use oil resources fiftyfold. Plenty left.
- Invade Iran, then North Korea... so what the hell!
- Execute the gays
- Stuff that sweet little old Condi Rice
- Puff that big fat doobie."
eq.3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Do They Know It's Christmas Time 2004
eq.3rd - Rosie Perera with:
The parable of the Prodigal Son, as told in the fifteenth chapter of Luke, commencing at verse eleven, continuing through verse thirty-two =
Son rebuffed father's love, took inheritance, spent it all on hot wenching, etc., ate pig slop (that hurt!), truly grieved, then came home, forgiven.
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Mike Keith with:
Shakespeare's 115th sonnet
eq.2nd - David Bourke with:
Slough
eq.2nd - Richard Grantham with:
Shakespeare's 135th sonnet
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The art of seduction =
Need that for coitus.
2nd - Hans-Peter Reich with:
Lesbian pornstars =
Lips ran on breasts.
3rd - David Bourke with:
Personalised number plates =
Barred name spells out PEN15.
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