Anagrammy Placegetters for June 2005
All the highly-placed anagrams from the June 2005 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
For the evil that men do ~
doth live on after them.
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
Internet addiction =
Cannot end it. I tried.
3rd - Dean Mayer with:
"One small step for man, one giant leap for Mankind" =
Neil's plan - speak for a moment after moon landing.
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - zolrakk with:
Rap music ~
Is, um... crap.
2nd - Ellie Dent with:
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet " =
Be honest... we assume lady really wants Romeo.
3rd - Dean Mayer with:
Big Brother contestants ~
cannot be brightest sort.
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes =
OK, is the romance simulated?
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
California earthquakes =
Quite a shake for car in L.A.
3rd - Ellie Dent with:
The Live Eight Concert =
Then rich elect to give?
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The US astronaut Neil Alden Armstrong =
Let's send this great man on a lunar tour!
2nd - View with:
Sir Lancelot and Guinevere =
Intrigues can end real love.
eq.3rd - Ellie Dent with:
Arthur Conan Doyle =
Canny older author.
eq.3rd - Rosie Perera with:
Astronaut Sally Ride =
Lure a lady into stars.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Rosie Perera with:
The Federal Witness Protection Program =
Tattlers get new ID, car, sniper-proof home.
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
American Apollo Eleven Mission =
Neil's moon leap is live on camera.
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
The University of Western Ontario =
These fine tutors in an ivory tower.
THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
In regard to his social security plan, Bush's stated that he 'remains undeterred'. =
He then burst into a manic laughter and told his press secretary: "See, I said TURD."
2nd - Ellie Dent with:
The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. (William Shakespeare) =
Grief! That implies that the Devil is set to work forevermore, while man lies, in death, beneath the sod!
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
'A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.' =
This ga-ga Stalin lie indicates a morality that's diseased.
THE AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY
This month's first challenge was to anagram the name of a famous criminal.
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Bonnie Parker & Clyde Barrow =
Known pair declare: "Robbery!"
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Donatien Alphonse Francois De Sade =
Dreaded felon's an insane sociopath.
3rd - zolrakk with:
Charles Manson =
Conman, slasher...
THE AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY
This month's second challenge was to anagram "The Austrian neurologist Sigmund Freud".
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
The Austrian neurologist Sigmund Freud =
Guilt ensures anguish of a tortured mind.
2nd - David A. Green with:
The Austrian neurologist Sigmund Freud =
Truth is, I dream of unsound genital urges.
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
The Austrian neurologist, Sigmund Freud =
And thus, listening, figure out our dreams!
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Top 20 picks of AFI's jury members for the most popular and lingering key quotes in motion picture history:
20. "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." (Casablanca)
19. "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" (Network)
18. "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" (White Heat)
17. "Rosebud." (Citizen Kane)
16. "They call me Mister Tibbs!" (In the Heat of the Night)
15. "E.T. phone home." (E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial)
14. "The stuff that dreams are made of." (The Maltese Falcon)
13. "Love means never having to say you're sorry." (Love Story)
12. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." (Apocalypse Now)
11. "What we've got here is failure to communicate." (Cool Hand Luke)
10. "You talking to me?" (Taxi Driver)
9. "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night." (All About Eve)
8. "May the Force be with you." (Star Wars)
7. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." (Sunset Boulevard)
6. "Go ahead, make my day." (Sudden Impact)
5. "Here's looking at you, kid." (Casablanca)
4. "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." (The Wizard of Oz)
3. "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." (On the Waterfront)
2. "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." (The Godfather)
1. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." (Gone with the Wind)
=
Oh, a neat list of lines - but to even things out, I want to nominate 20 entries for the most *heinous* film extract ever:
20. "Did NASA find oil on Uranus, man?" (Armageddon)
19. "This is why Superman works alone." (Batman & Robin)
18. "The rat is the cleanest one." (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II)
17. "You ooze, you lose." (Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie)
16. "No one laughs at a master of Quack Fu!" (Howard The Duck)
15. "I came here to study the great American art of muff diving." (Van Wilder)
14. "Move the feet to the left, you're in my shot." (the Paris Hilton video)
13. "Die, stuffed ball of fluff!" (Death to Smoochy)
12. "I had no idea you could blow like that." (Glitter)
11. [Many men and women vomit at a funeral] (Mafia!)
10. "Grab my belly and make a wish." (Kazaam)
9. "Huh?" (Dude, Where's My Car?)
8. "I always wanted to cornhole me a blind chick." (The Toxic Avenger)
7. "Haven't you ever heard of the word "compromisation"?" (Spice World)
6. "They make my penis sneeze." (Gigli)
5. "It's turkey time! Gobble Gobble!" (Gigli)
4. "Technically, sir, tomatoes are fags." (The Attack of The Killer Tomatoes)
3. "I'm the king of the world!" (Titanic)
2. "I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango." (Battlefield Earth)
1. "One thing's sure - Inspector Clay is dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible." (Plan Nine from Outer Space)
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Walking down the street, I saw a blind man being led by a guide dog. Suddenly, the dog peed on the man's leg. The owner took a biscuit from his pocket, bent down, and gave it to the dog. I said to him, "Pal, that was one of the kindest things I have ever seen." The man said, "Kind! No, I just want to find out where his head is so I can kick his ass!"
=
A snobbish woman, walking down a street with her dog, passed a drunk hobo sitting on the sidewalk. The distasteful man looked at them and jibed, "That's the ugliest pig I've ever seen."
"Why, you offensive, drunken idiot," chided the incensed woman, "it's not named a pig, it's canine, as in 'dog'!"
"Heck," the hobo said, "I was talking to the dog."
3rd - Ellie Dent with:
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw)
=
"Oh help! I'm a teapot!" Das ist, transparently, a grand delusion. How the patient's self emerges brand new. The poor deranged fool! An abnormal, remorseless, inborn stress. What a hell the mother began... (Freud)
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Larry Brash with:
When I was a lad I served a term
2nd - Mike Keith with:
A 935,763-letter anagram of Moby Dick
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
John Keats: To My Brother George
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
A problem getting an erection =
Met girl... Nope! I can't get a boner.
2nd - ofap with:
Topless waitresses =
We possess real tits!
3rd - LR with:
Masturbation =
To burst a main.
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