Anagrammy Placegetters for March 2011
All the highly-placed anagrams from the March 2011 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
Money is the root of all evil =
Yet the love of oil is normal?
2nd - Larry Brash with:
North American Indian =
Red man in a rich nation.
3rd - Ivan Andonov with:
The spoiler =
Plot is here.
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Adie Pena with:
Bond's adversary =
Very badass Dr. No.
2nd - Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
The Tinman, the Scarecrow and the Cowardly Lion =
Still an enchanted crew on camera with Dorothy.
3rd - David Bourke with:
The singer and blues guitarist Eric Clapton =
Regrets cocaine...but still standing up, I hear!
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - View with:
Nuclear disaster at Fukushima =
Tsunami rush caused a rift & leak.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Eastern cougar =
Rare US cat gone.
3rd - David Bourke with:
Power stations in meltdown ~
is news to an impotent world.
THE PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Adie Pena with:
Sir Thomas Sean Connery ‡
He is an ornery Scotsman.
2nd - Dharam Khalsa with:
The US President Barack Obama =
Skeptic: "Oh dear, must be an Arab!"
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Adie Pena with:
The Statue of Liberty, New York =
To be truly free, as they know it.
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
George Bush Intercontinental Airport =
Nice big plane-terror target in Houston.
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
Mount Rushmore National Memorial, South Dakota =
Ah, look! A monument in art to our immortal US heads!
THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY
1st - Ellie Dent with:
One day, this bear walked up to the Hogshead Bar, the West's busiest and smartest bar, and he said,
'Howdy! I'll have a Gin and................................ tonic.' =
'Cool. But why the big pause?' asked the bartender.
The old bear stared at his hands, and said: 'Aw, it's nothing, son. I've always had 'em.'
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
It is stated that one in five people born in the world is Chinese...
Er, heck, there are five in my family, so it must be one ~ of them! It's either Ma, Pa, or one of my brothers: Clive and Nee-Lee Yen Wen.
This is a definite poser.
But I think it's Clive.
3rd - Harshal M. with:
ANAGRAMMY CATEGORIES
1. General
2. Entertainment
3. Topical
4. Peoples Names
5. Other Names
6. Medium
7. Long
8. Special
9. Challenge
10. Rude
=
1. Common
2. Nice amusement
3. Darn Israel gone
4. Puerile things
5. Great
6. Complete sentence
7. Appeal
8. Ode
9. Anagrammy's heart
10. Illegal
THE ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
"An earthquake achieves what the law promises but does not in practice maintain - the equality of all men" - Ignazio Silone =
Quite a loca quiver hit
Uniting them with me;
Alas, one asset it may scar -
Kind people in a zone afar,
Each blown into the sea.
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
"An earthquake achieves what the law promises but does not in practice maintain - the equality of all men" - Ignazio Silone =
Whether it happens in Haiti, N. Zealand, or a coastline tsunami north of Tokyo, we see all victims became quite equal again.
3rd - Larry Brash with:
"An earthquake achieves what the law promises but does not in practice maintain - the equality of all men" - Ignazio Silone =
When you are in that danger zone, it is best to quit that whole place in a calm fashion, please. (I mean MOVE IT, as in, REAL QUICK!)
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
I was alone at the bar, just staring at my Scotch when a really huge biker stepped up to me, picked up my drink and downed it in one gulp.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about that?" he said menacingly, as I dissolved into tears.
"Oh, come on, man," the biker said, "Hell, I didn't think you'd cry. I hate to see a man cry."
"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late for work and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found that my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet behind in the cab home. Then I found my old lady in bed with the delivery man, and, to cap it all, my dog Curtis bit me."
"So I came here to work up the courage to end it all. I bought a drink, dropped a cyanide capsule in and watched the poison dissolve. Then you, you asshole, showed up and drank the lot! But enough about me, how's your day going?"
=
A smart-looking lady went into a pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide'
The pharmacist asked, 'Now, why in the world would you be needing cyanide?'
The woman answered, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
'Lord have mercy!' cried the dumbfounded man. 'You want me to sell you cyanide to kill off your husband? I could never agree to that because it's against the law! I'd be compromised, and I'd lose my license. Then, after that, they'd sling us both in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. So, I am NOT giving you any cyanide. Absolutely not!'
The woman reached into her bag and took out a picture showing her husband, in bed, making love to the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Ah... now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2nd - Dharam Khalsa with:
Six Irishmen are playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses five hundred pounds on a single hand, clutches his chest, quivers, and drops dead at the table. Yet, out of respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up.
O'Connor asks, "Well me boys, someone's got to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?"
They draw straws. Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet and try not to make the bad situation any worse.
Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and raps on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers and asks him what he wants.
He declares, "Your husband just lost five hundred pounds on a single hand, and is afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!" says Murphy's wife.
Gallagher says, "I'll go tell him."
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Mary O'Donnell goes up to old Father O'Grady's office after a neighbourhood Sunday morning worship service and knocks on his door. When he answers, she's huddled attempting to hold back emotional tears.
Perplexed, the jolly silver-haired man greets her, "Mary O'Donnell! So, what's troubling ye this fine morning?"
Controlling her choked sobbing, Mary pronounces, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. Me cantankerous old husband passed away last night."
The sympathetic priest says, "Good Lord, Mary, that's truly awful news. Tell me, did he have any last requests?"
Thus, the woman says, "That he did, Father. He made a small supplication."
The old priest pursues supportively, "What did he say?"
She responds, "He said, Mary, if ye will please put down that gun....."
3rd - Adie Pena with:
The 12 Oscar Nominations of Katharine Hepburn
1. "Morning Glory"
2. "Alice Adams"
3. "The Philadelphia Story
4. "Woman of the Year"
5. "The African Queen"
6. "Summertime"
7. "The Rainmaker"
8. "Suddenly, Last Summer"
9. "Long Day's Journey Into Night"
10. "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?"
11. "The Lion in Winter"
12. "On Golden Pond"
=
The 12 Major Failures of George Bush
1. Annoyingly 'mis-spoke' all the time
2. "Katrina?! Oh, I am on a holiday!"
3. Crony henchmen
4. Hey, no WMDs!
5. Personal liquor
6. "I permitted torture!"
7. Moronic management
8. Handling of Middle East
9. An honest nation?!
10. War on drugs!?
11. The twins!!
12. Running the U.S. Presidency.
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Dharam Khalsa with:
Autobiography
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Comfort
Eq3rd - Tony Crafter with:
How To Get On In Society
Eq3rd - Adie Pena with:
CLXVII The Lost Love
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Making love in bed =
Medieval "bonking".
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Spread your legs =
Red pussy galore!
3rd - Adie Pena with:
Clitoral stimulation techniques =
Listen! I'll acquire a hot moist cunt!
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