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Two very different versions of Death of a Whale by John Blight. |
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Death of a Whale When the mouse died, there was a sort of pity; |
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Hidden away by the fighting of a World War, a hateful, audacious attempt by the Turks to subdue some Armenians faithful to Jesus who were in the area resulted in a huge, horrific slaughter - at least a million that were shot, impaled, flayed, asphyxiated or starved to death. Yet the wider world totally forgot this ugly, egregious episode with incautious haste - unlike the Jewish Shoah that echoed it, it yielded few memorials; few history lectures are taught; few Hollywood features have hitherto been filmed... There are no Armenian Holocaust apologists. There do not need to be. |
A true tale. (Allegedly.) There was a wee mouse in the stove of a dilapidated old share house. It used to emerge from a hole daily at much the same time for food. The guys threw their knives at it when they were bored, and as a joke tried asphyxiating it with gas. Finally they tried the usual. But their hardware shop just had a great huge rat trap, which a wee mouse won't usually release. So they filed it down to a hair-trigger... when it went off, with a huge, loud noise, it pounded the animal so forcefully that both of its little eyeballs shot out of their orifices and bounced across the room. |
Updated: May 10, 2016
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