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A song by Bob Dylan. |
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MR. TAMBOURINE MAN Hey! Mister Tambourine Man, play a song for me, Take me for a trip upon your magic swirling ship, Hey! Mister Tambourine Man, play a song for me, Take me disappearing down the smoke rings of my mind, Hey! Mister Tambourine Man, play a song for me, |
MR. TALIBAN MAN Hey mister Taliban man, give Bin Laden to me now, Hey mister Taliban man, from Kabul to Jalalabad, September eleven, Ground Zero, New York. Twisted twin-towers
implode, Biological, chemical warfare? Funny white powder in my post? In downtown Manhattan, new hopes, one tremendous unity; Hey mister Taliban man, we'd boot you up the Khyber Pass, |
Affirmation, by Savage Garden |
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I believe the sun should never set upon an argument I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality I believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned I believe forgiveness is the key to your unhappiness I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned |
I believe in Father Christmas, the Tooth Fairy, and use feng
shui, no shit. I believe you, Bill Clinton, when you say weed you did not
inhale. I believe that Richard Gere did not bung even one wee gerbil
up his butt. I believe Australia, you're too polite, too suave, too refined. I believe Skoda. Sure, you make some very good top prestige
cars. I believe George 'Dubya' Bush, you see, he's so very, very
intelligent. |
Has Anyone Ever Written Anything For You Has anyone ever written anything for you? Has anyone ever given anything to you? And the rain comes down, Has anyone ever written anything for you? So, if not for me, then do it for yourself, |
Written by Stevie Nicks in tribute to the late three-and-a-half-year-old of her then love, one Mr Walsh (guitarist in 'Eagles' as you may, or you may not know), who in grief had built a tiny silver drinking fountain, in Denver, Colorado, dedicated to his brave daughter, and 'to any of you tiny young kids who only want a drink'. So, one snowy day, on intuition, he took Stevie out in a hire off-roader for about two hours, to view it, in order to show her not to worry, to open her eyes, to find out that her own 'heavy heavy touring problems' were nothing, even kinda funny, if you set them off against very hard ones people endure every day, alone or in union, (ie: the death of your youngster, even). You know, Stevie was so very moved by this story, she wrote this yearning tune for him, the most personal, unifying one she ever wrote, do you not think? I do. |
"Britain's funniest joke" |
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion, and says: "Look up to the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says: "I see millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, and if a few planets are like Earth, there might also be life." Holmes replies: "No, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent!" |
So, at last, voted Britain's funniest new piece of humour by some one hundred thousand helpful people that Dr. Richard Wiseman of Hertfordshire University asked, the mad senile geek. Ha ha! Ho ho! Tee hee! Look, it's so totally side-splitting that I'm spraying coffee and toast on my new PC's screen as I do this nonsense long anagram, almost soaked. Well well, what a total mess! |
Updated: May 10, 2016
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