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'The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores' - Morrissey
You must be wondering how the boy next door turned out,
Have a care, but don't stare, because he's still there.
Lamenting policewomen, policemen, silly women, taxmen,
Uniformed whores, they who wish to hurt you, work within the law.
This world is full, so full of crashing bores,
And I must be one, 'cos no one ever turns to me to say,
Take me in your arms, take me in your arms, and love me.
You must be wondering how, the boy next door turned out,
Have a care, and say a prayer, because he's still there.
Lamenting policewomen, policemen, silly women, taxmen,
Uniformed whores, Educated criminals, Work within the law.
This world is full, oh oh, so full of crashing bores,
And I must be one, cos no one ever turns to me to say,
Take me in your arms, take me in your arms, and love me, and love me.
What really lies, beyond the constraints of my mind?
Could it be the sea, with fate mooning back at me?
No it's just more lockjawed pop stars,
Thicker than pig shit, nothing to convey,
They're so scared to show intelligence,
It might smear their lovely career.
This world, I am afraid, is designed for crashing bores,
I am not one, I am not one.
You don't understand, you don't understand, and yet you can
Take me in your arms and love me, love me, and love me.
Take me in your arms and love me, love me, love me,
Take me in your arms and love me, take me in your arms and love me.
Would you do, would you do, what you should do,
Oh oh oh, Oh oh.
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Some of the most tedious out-and-out bores:
Tony Blair.
Geoff Hoon.
Mo Mowlem.
Ann Widdecombe.
Everyone else in The House of Commons too.
U.K. authorities.
The Dome.
The Euro.
The European Union.
The Eurovision Song Contest.
The Hague.
Bono.
Gordon Sumner (Sting).
Michael Schumacher.
Tracey Emin.
Jim Davidson.
Steve Davis.
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.
Damien Hirst.
David / Victoria Beckham.
Sven-Goran Eriksson.
Ulrika Jonsson.
Tim Henman.
Max Clifford.
Neil Hamilton.
Paul McCartney.
Roy Wood / E.L.O.
The Duke Of Edinburgh.
Mohamed Al Fayed.
Andrew Lloyd-Webber.
George W. Bush.
Donald Rumsfeld.
Russell Crowe.
Peter Tatchell.
Sophie Wessex.
Robert Kilroy-Silk.
Michael Winner.
Alan Titchmarsh.
Deborah Harry.
Omar Sharif.
Sheena Easton.
Kylie Minogue.
Ray Winstone.
Pete Townshend (The Who).
Eminem.
Desmond Tutu.
Harry Houdini.
Tammy Wynette.
Edward Van Halen.
Dave Lee Roth.
Thom Yorke (Radiohead).
The Duke and Duchess of Kent.
Walter Rudy Newboldt.
Australia.
Amelie Mauresmo.
Fleetwood Mac's 'Rumours'.
Moonies.
Mormons.
Volvos.
Trinny Woodall / Susannah Constantine.
Tommy Cooper.
Tom Robinson.
Sylvester.
Tweety Pie.
Dick Dastardly.
Muttley.
Yves Saint Laurent.
The Two Ronnies.
Alanis Morissette.
Ursula Andress.
Midge Ure (Ultravox).
Timmy Mallett.
Musical Youth.
Geoff Boycott.
Courtney Love.
Ruby Wax.
Ian Woosnam.
Woody / Soon-Yi Allen.
Mary Whitehouse.
Peter O'Toole.
Henry VIII.
www.google.com
Lord Hutton.
Minnie Mouse.
Yoko Ono.
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