Don P. Fortier

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Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.

He, unwelcome pest,
Met a lady distressed,
Web-swinging o'er that sweet.

Miss got off her duff
Left mad, in a huff:
"An arachnid has ruined my treat!"

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Little Boy Blue,
Come blow your horn,
The sheep's in the meadow,
The cow's in the corn.

Where is the boy
Who looks after the sheep?
He's under a haystack,
Fast asleep.

Oh, the mood's blue,
A mystery search.
A youth abandons:
He left in a lurch.

So where's the wee boy
Who often screws sheep?
Look there, in the sack
With Little Bo Peep.

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Othello, V, ii, 341-343

"Speak of me as I am; nothing extenuate,
Nor set down aught in malice: then, must you speak
Of one that loved not wisely but too well."

"Look upon us: Iago gave a most potent untruth.
I, Othello, slew that innocent beauty, wife Desdemona.
Shame takes my own life next..."

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Hamlet, II, ii, 323-328

What a piece of work is a man!
How noble in reason!
How infinite in faculty!
In form and moving how express and admirable!
In action how like an angel!
In apprehension how like a god!
The beauty of the world!
The paragon of animals!

Arranging a probe into
Shakespearian dichotomy:
Will he view man as
all bright and shining?
Or is he a cynic?
When we examine Hamlet,
what opinion will be found?
Hope, anon, a note of affirmation,
or a put-down of weak-kneed fools?

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Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest

Epic reads: Two girls, mother, one absent fiancé.

Predilection for best wit as name change rose,
Breach is a rift, some secret pain to Gwendolen,
As scene tempo races on with glorified banter.

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Updated: May 10, 2016


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