Jon Gearhart

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IMAGINE
John Lennon

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today

Imagine there's no country
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will live as one

PRESUMING
Jon J. Gearhart

Presuming he's not a God
Isn't all hard
No Underworld nor Satan
Overhead in an open yard
Presuming every human
Abided life day by day-ie-ie-ie-ie

Presuming no land boundary
[I lie] An easy plan
No death 'n' no destruction,
Nor ill theology, man
Presuming everyone
All got along

oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

You'll think I'm foolish
They all feel this way
If we come together
It'll be as I say

Presuming I owned nothing
Is nil help to you
No envy or no famine
Joined in all we do
Presuming men 'n' women
Inherited the Earth

oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

You may think I'm foolish
They all feel this way
I believe it'll become,
It'll all seem as I say

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A poem from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There.

The White Knight's Song
by Lewis Carroll

"Haddock's Eyes" or "The Aged Aged Man" or
"Ways and Means" or "A-Sitting On A Gate"

I'll tell thee everything I can;
There's little to relate.
I saw an aged, aged man,
A-sitting on a gate.
"Who are you, aged man?" I said.
"And how is it you live?"
And his answer trickled through my head
Like water through a sieve.

He said "I look for butterflies
That sleep among the wheat;
I make them into mutton-pies,
And sell them in the street.
I sell them unto men," he said,
"Who sail on stormy seas;
And that's the way I get my bread --
A trifle, if you please."

But I was thinking of a plan
To dye one's whiskers green,
And always use so large a fan
That it could not be seen.
So, having no reply to give
To what the old man said,
I cried, "Come, tell me how you live!"
And thumped him on the head.

His accents mild took up the tale;
He said, "I go my ways,
And when I find a mountain-rill,
I set it in a blaze.
And thence they make a stuff they call
Rowland's Macassar Oil --
Yet twopence-halfpenny is all
They give me for my toil."

But I was thinking of a way
To feed oneself on batter,
And so go on from day to day
Getting a little fatter.
I shook him well from side to side,
Until his face was blue;
"Come, tell me how you live," I cried
"And what it is you do!"

He said, "I hunt for haddocks' eyes
Among the heather bright,
And work them into waistcoat-buttons
In the silent night.
And these I do not sell for gold
Or coin of silvery shine,
But for a copper halfpenny,
And that will purchase nine.

"I sometimes dig for buttered rolls,
Or set limed twigs for crabs;
I sometimes search the grassy knolls
For wheels of hansom-cabs.
And that's the way" (he gave a wink)
"By which I get my wealth --
And very gladly will I drink
Your Honor's noble health."

I heard him then, for I had just
Completed my design
To keep the Menai bridge from rust
By boiling it in wine.
I thanked him much for telling me
The way he got his wealth,
But chiefly for his wish that he
Might drink my noble health.

And now, if e'er by chance I put
My fingers into glue,
Or madly squeeze a right-hand foot
Into a left-hand shoe,
Or if I drop upon my toe
A very heavy weight,
I weep, for it reminds me so
Of that old man I used to know --
Whose look was mild, whose speech was slow,
Whose hair was whiter than the snow,
Whose face was very like a crow
With eyes, like cinders, all aglow,
Who seemed distracted with his woe,
Who rocked his body to and fro,
And muttered mumblingly and low,
As if his mouth were full of dough,
Who snorted like a buffalo --
That summer evening long ago
A-sitting on a gate.

Beware the Blackwood Awakening: The Song of the Blackish Haze
by Jon Gearhart [If a gag, ha!]

Every foul word I have I'll say
I'll tell what I know
About a lowly, strange black mage
I knew a few years ago
When I first set eyes on him
I knew he was no good
He said that his name was Slim
And he came from Old Blackwood

He said, "Well I am a magic man
And I'm skilled in the black arts
I take all orders straight from Say-tan
And I corrupt young foolish hearts
I don't like being questioned
On high religion or beliefs
And if I haven't mentioned
I am thick with thugs and thiefs.

"Son, you should watch your step --
Don't ya give me any grief
'Cause I'll call for demons' he'p
In any awful thing I need
Well, I've got the power to awake the dead
And put those who live to sleep
For a permanent dirt nap, friend
So I'd think before you peep."

I heard those few words he had to say
And I heeded them complete
And I thought I'd then be on my way
Before I got in too deep
I said, "So nice to meet you, sir,
I should be moving along,"
So as not to ruffle any fur
Or to rub him wrong.

He stopped me with a long cool stare
Right there in the park
He raised his arms high in the air
And his fingertips shot sparks
He yelled out his garbled words
But his speaking tweren't to me
Those incantations I then heard
Really set my heart to beat.

YEEEEEE-HAWWWWWW!!

Well his 'Ab--ra--ca--dab--ra,
Hoc-us poc-us!' goo
Filled me with the fear, I
Didn't know what to do
It seems I was held there
By Slim, that old mage
And my head was all fogged in
With some sorta blackish haze.

He made me watch those demons dance
Right off within my view
He was lost within his trance
Tweren't nothing I could do
I watched in all out horror
As off before my waking eyes
He called all his minions forward
To assist with my demise.

They all came with their hearts set
To try to ring my throat
But Slim would not let them yet
Not 'til he got my goat.
He observed all my reactions
With a sadist's glee
And to his sick satisfaction
I shouted, "Lordy, set me free!"

He gurgled away with the laughter
Of a li'l ol' child of five
Then a few moments after
He let me loose, alive.
He said, "Don't you leave yet son
This gives me lots of glee
And it won't end un-
-til I say that it's done
And I finish with my fun
And spook ya so's ya want to run
From the night into the sun
To go and get a shiny gun
And kill me with a twenty-one
Firing 'til my guts all run
From swiss cheese holes in my bung
And my clothes to me have clung
All red and sticky like your mum
When her monthly time has come
And I finally let you leave."

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A Dream
by Edgar Allan Poe

In visions of the dark night
I have dreamed of joy departed -
But a waking dream of life and light
Hath left me broken-hearted.

Ah! what is not a dream by day
To him whose eyes are cast
On things around him with a ray
Turned back upon the past?

That holy dream - that holy dream,
While all the world were chiding,
Hath cheered me as a lovely beam
A lonely spirit guiding.

What though that light, thro' storm and night,
So trembled from afar -
What could there be more purely bright
In Truth's day-star?

A Harsh Nightmare: Ahhh, What Horror
by Jon Gearhart

A harsh sight of her that cold night
Hath, in waking, haunted
But later, in the bold daylight
I put up a brave front, undaunted

A nightmare oft reminds of
A hard thing which came before
Mad images like evil doves
Fly 'round my cerebral core

The imagery, Lord - the imagery, Lord
Made me almost break
My sheet dripped with sweat then, more
At day, that hour to wake

Toward daylight eyes had opened
To the mortals' day
But inside, at hope's end
I still felt all blown away

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Fire and Ice
by Robert Lee Frost

Some say the world will end in fire;
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

Forget It, Yank: You're Dead, If Hot Or If Cold

Armageddon is to be hot
Or, as future may prove, cold.
If Satan sees fit when we rot,
Beware, for his first wish is hot.
However, if it occurs two fold,
I saw in life infinite deceit --
How in time the cold
Burns like heat
When it takes hold.

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Song
by Edgar Allan Poe

I saw thee on thy bridal day -
When a burning blush came o'er thee,
Though happiness around thee lay,
The world all love before thee:

And in thine eye a kindling light
(Whatever it might be)
Was all on Earth my aching sight
Of Loveliness could see.

That blush, perhaps, was maiden shame -
As such it well may pass -
Though its glow hath raised a fiercer flame
In the breast of him, alas!

Who saw thee on that bridal day,
When that deep blush would come o'er thee,
Though happiness around thee lay;
The world all love before thee.

Verse
by Mr. Gearhart

I was at the court date
When love had gone this course --
When he, the able local magistrate,
Had granted the divorce.

Oh, how the hate your pupils showed,
Mirroring all harsh, foul thoughts
On what more to you he has owed
Than what it has been you got.

He betrayed a thousand times.
Ah, such hell was plain to see.
He toyed with all emotions' binds
And he, well, he shunned them faithlessly.

A happy aisle walk began it all
And the gavel's swing brings an end.
If I may be of help Pam, I beg, please call;
I'll be here -- be a helpful friend.

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Hymn
by Edgar Allan Poe

At morn - at noon - at twilight dim -
Maria! thou hast heard my hymn!
In joy and woe - in good and ill -
Mother of God, be with me still!
When the hours flew brightly by,
And not a cloud obscured the sky,
My soul, lest it should truant be,
Thy grace did guide to thine and thee;
Now, when storms of Fate o'ercast
Darkly my Present and my Past,
Let my Future radiant shine
With sweet hopes of thee and thine!

My Dearest Prayer
by Jon Gearhart

You stand watch on duty out there
And can and did hear this, my prayer.
You stood by bent men through trials,
Happy and sad, godly and wild.
Time flushed fast o'er me
And things went my way, see.
Then tough times common grew --
Faith led men on to meet You.
To show how faithful the bond, then, still
To beliefs I think and will
Hold through all eternal time,
I now ask Christ to be mine.

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Updated: May 10, 2016


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