Anagrammy Awards > Literary Archives > Larry Brash
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And Did Those Feet in Ancient Time And did those feet in ancient time And did the Countenance Divine Bring me my bow of burning gold! I will not cease from mental fight, |
Mmmmmmm... Nine Cold Beers And didn't Jesus come here in the past And did Jesus try Foster's with his mates, Give me a beer, girl, nice and cold! We'll chug a ninth tinnie and, damn, |
Henry V, III, i, 1-17 |
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Once more unto the breach, dear friends,
once more; |
Hello! Let's give the froggies the hiding that they won't forget. We'll defeat them! Brits pissed on the Dauphin when we liked. Hell, we're the Best in the World. The bloody escargot eaters are a crude bunch of arse bandits. Mind if we go to Paris and can't speak French that well, the rude bastards'll just ignore you. I'll tell you, the cuisine's crap and the wines are to be avoided (Hell, Aussie wine's nicer). The cunts should test the atomic bomb on Brie constantly, not on the Muroroa Atoll. What about the Rainbow Warrior? Pretty shameful, eh? As we understand it, "Renault" is just French for "heap of chilled shite" (Gerard Depardieu, too). We hate the fashion, the manners, the food, the high-handed Frenchmen. |
The prologue of Romeo and Juliet. |
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Two households, both alike in dignity |
This is the prologue's view of William Shakespeare's play about the Montagues' brave son, Romeo, and the Capulets' fair daughter (for which I'm short a letter to do her name), who are in love, if to the consternation of their families. With two clans, which have hate for each other running for years, it won't work out. I'm sure you'd have predicted it; the horrific final scene, wherein the hurt couple kill themselves, is hard stuff. West Side Story (music by Leonard Bernstein), based on that old tale, involves two awful street gangs, which war for divided turf, the Sharks and another ruffian horde (I'd need that fucking letter here, too). |
The Star-Spangled Banner |
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Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light |
After terrorist thugs flew planes to destroy the World Trade
Center towers, half the Pentagon and kill rather a lot of people,
George W. Bush told the harsh Taliban rabble: |
A quotation from The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde. |
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about and that is not being talked about. |
Gay Wilde hated to be thrown in that stinking gaol. He dies in a hotel, lost, broken, beaten and burnt-out. |
Updated: May 10, 2016
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