Anagrammy Award Winners - 2016
Here are all the winners of Anagrammy Awards in 2016. All
anagrams have been checked for accuracy by the Anagrammy Checker.
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[October] [November] [December]
January 2016
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Larry Brash with:
A five star restaurant =
Starve at unfair rates. - 2nd place:
Christopher Sturdy with:
I really hate to say it, but ~
you are a little bit hasty! - 3rd place:
Rick Rothstein with: Religious faith? ~
It is a rough life.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
David Bourke with:
'Going Rogue: An American Life' by Sarah Palin =
Angry imaginings are of a Republican A-hole. - Topical Category:
Julian Lofts with:
Merkel helps a line of migrants to find asylum =
Adolf Hitler's 'Mein Kampf' sells out in Germany. - People's Name Category:
Dharam Khalsa with:
American business magnate Donald Trump =
Damn scumbag, sure not a presidential man! - Other Name Category:
Ellie Dent with:
British Ornithologists' Union Records Committee =
It's into birds: monitoring their colours, homes etc. - Medium Length Category (three way tie):
Ellie Dent with:
There was a young man who wanted to be a great writer. He said,
'I want to write stuff that makes people react, and stirs emotion.
=
I want an able idea to tease, that'd taunt... then I want them to weep.'
Update: He works away for Microsoft, writing error messages.Adie Pena with
The Top Three New Year's Resolutions
1. Spend More Time with Family and Friends
2. Fit in Fitness
3. Tame the Bulge
=
1. Often see my wife, sons or daughter
2. Defer the fun; perspire till I'm slim
3. Maintain that "no sweets" diet by then.
David Bourke with:
The United States presidents George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln.
=
All the Rushmore ghost faces - a noted brotherhood of past statesmen now joined in everlasting dense granite. - Anagrammy Challenge Category:
David Bourke with:
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing" - Edmund Burke =
My insight's no doubt found proven: Adolf Hitler, the Khmer Rouge, and the Islamic State. - Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
THE TOP TEN MOST INFLUENTIAL SCIENTISTS OF ALL TIME
1. Sir Isaac Newton
2. Albert Einstein
3. Nikola Tesla
4. Galileo Galilei
5. Leonardo da Vinci
6. Charles Darwin
7. Max Planck
8. Niels Bohr
9. Alan Mathison Turing
10. Marie Curie
=
1. Gravitational fellow
2. Eccentric genius
3. Serbian all-rounder
4. Italian astronomer
5. Italian; painted 'Mona Lisa'
6. Eminent naturalist
7. Ex-theorist
8. Seminal Danish bloke
9. 'Enigma' fellow
10. Polish scientist, all chick! - Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place:
Adie Pena with:
BLIZZARD William Carlos Williams - 2nd place:
Jason Lofts with:
34 Hilariously Bad (i.e. Anal) Casual Pick Up Lines For The Foolhardy - Each Is GUARANTEED To Fail And Offend Any Woman - 3rd place:
Tony Crafter with:
THE BAILOUT PACKAGE
- 1st place:
- Rude Category:
David Bourke with:
See-through clothing =
Go sight her cunthole! - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Scott Gardner with:
The Force Awakens trailers =
Nice leak of Star Wars there.
February 2016
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Jason Lofts with:
Sandalwood perfume ~
made wonderful soap. - 2nd place:
David Bourke with:
Honorable intentions =
Noble notions in heart. - 3rd place:
Jesse Frankovich with:
Fame and fortune ~
often mean fraud.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Tony Crafter with:
'Oliver Twist', a Charles Dickens story
= Clearly shows Victorian street kids. - Topical Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
Flint's water ~
wants filter. - People's Name Category:
Dharam Khalsa with:
US Presidential hopeful Donald Trump =
Dull and stupid people are nuts for him. - Other Name Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
President of the United States of America =
To see Trump in that office is a tense dread. - Medium Length Category:
Tony Crafter with:
Mick Jagger
Keith Richards
Ronnie Woods
Charlie Watts
=
I sing, jerk and am sacred
I growl
I rock
I watch the others! - Anagrammy Challenge Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
"Every game is winnable if you change your mind about what the prize should be and your perspective about the players at the table." - Shannon L. Alder.
=
Who is in to get inaugurated up ahead?
We have Trump... absolutely not.
Heaven hopes they defeat Cruz!
Maybe Bernie Sanders?
Probably Hillary Clinton. - Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
A young man who was chronically shy went into a bar and saw a beautiful young woman sitting alone.
After an hour or two of trying to pluck up sufficient courage, he went over to her and tentatively asked, "Er... may I buy you a drink?"
"What, go to a hotel!?" she screamed.
"No, no," protested the man. "You misunderstood me. I just asked if you would like a drink."
"What? You are asking me if I will go to a hotel to sleep with you!?" she screamed, even louder this time.
Everybody in the bar heard, leaving the young man embarrassed and completely bewildered. Red-faced, he sloped off back to his table in the corner, while everybody glared at him accusingly.
After fifteen minutes or so, the girl came over to him and, smiling broadly, she said:. "Hey, I'm sorry to have created that scene back there. You see, I am a student of psychology and I'm presently studying human behaviour in unexpected situations."
The young man looked straight back at her and shouted, "What? Two hundred dollars!?"
=
Ever since I was a lad, I've had a nagging fear of someone lurking under my bed at night. So I went to a psychiatrist for help.
"I'm really scared I'm going mad," I said nervously. "Every time I go to bed I think there's someone under it."
"Just put yourself in my hands for a year," pronounced the doctor. "Come along and talk to me three times a week and we should be able to cure you of your fear."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit," he said.
"I'll think about it and come back to you," I said.
Six months later I met the psychiatrist on the street. "Why didn't you call back and see me about curing those fears you were having?" he asked.
"Well, eighty bucks three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! Anyway, a bartender cured me for only ten dollars. I was so happy having saved all that money that I went out and bought a new SUV."
"Humph!" he snorted indignantly; "and how, may I ask, could a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed - ain't nobody under there now!" - Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.
1st place:
Tony Crafter with:
15 Dolly Parton quotes to live your life by.
- Rude Category:
Scott Gardner with:
Breast reduction =
I see "D" bra turn to "C". - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Ellie Dent with:
When NASA first started using space astronauts they swiftly discovered ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.
=
Boffins worked away, spent long, trying years: strove to invent a wizard product to last.
Whilst the Russians used a pencil.
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March 2016
Break in Anagrammy Awards[January] [February] [March] [April] [May] [June] [July] [August] [September] [October] [November] [December]
April 2016
Break in Anagrammy Awards[January] [February] [March] [April] [May] [June] [July] [August] [September] [October] [November] [December]
May 2016
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Jason Lofts with:
Decriminalisation of prostitution ~
to optimise industrial fornication. - 2nd place tie:
Jesse Frankovich with:
The adoption process =
I'd choose top parents. - 2nd place tie:
Josiah Winslow with:
I am also arranging ~
original anagrams.
- 2nd place tie:
David Bourke with:
Artificially enhanced breasts =
Flat chest nicely raised in a bra!
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Tony Crafter with:
Simon and Garfunkel's 'The Complete Collection' =
Hear folk music talent on one compelling CD set. - Topical Category:
Jason Lofts with:
Donald Trump clinches GOP nomination =
I'm hoping Clinton can stop rude old man. - People's Name Category:
Larry Brash with:
The presidential candidate, Donald Trump =
Input this retarded man into a padded cell. - Other Name Category:
Jason Lofts with:
The German Nationalists =
Insane lot hate migrants. - Medium Length Category:
Tony Crafter with:
I tried to log in to my PC last Sunday but it wouldn't let me.
Rather harassed, I shouted to my wife, "Aw, Chrissie, have
~
you changed our password?"
"Um... yes Tom." she admitted.
"Well... what is it?"
"It is the date of our anniversary."
Little bitch. - Anagrammy Challenge Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
Neath tragedy is heinous pain;
Our hostile fight is so insane.
We ought negate this plague of hate
And try to get along, relate.
Rethink this rough and dark, vile trend,
So one day hearts with hope can mend. - Long Category:
Jason Lofts with:
Important Announcement
After some discussion with my wife, I have decided to make some major changes in my life, as my 68th birthday approaches. Unfortunately, this will include no longer running the Anagrammy Awards after this month's Awards. If no successor is able to take over, then the awards will cease to exist. The Forum itself will continue.
Regards, Larry Brash.
=
Melancholic tribute to the magnificent, fantastic, congenial (soon ex) Awardsmaster L. Brash
Oh, how much we will all miss you! Wishing you fun in retirement.
Shalom!
Tony Crafter
Meyran Kraus
Jesse F.
Adie Pena
David Bourke
Chris Sturdy (alias HSP)
nedesto
Scott Gardner
Dharam
Ellie Dent
The two Lofts twins
Rosie Perera
View
and the rest of his Anagrammy fan community. - Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place:
David Bourke with:
Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans
- 2nd place: Josiah Winslow with:
I'll make true art... - 3rd place:David Bourke with:
The Snake
- 1st place:
- Rude Category:
Rick Rothstein with:
I reached into her panties =
I notice a hard penis there! - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Adie Pena with:
His MEDIUM category entry
THE LAST FIVE REMAINING PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEES:
1. Donald Trump
2. Ted Cruz
3. John Kasich
4. Hillary Clinton
5. Bernie Sanders
=
1. Crazy, intense and rich
2. Still TRUST a Republican jerk?
3. Pinhead from Ohio.
4. Never sent hidden e-mails!?
5. Listening old man.
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June 2016
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Ellie Dent with:
Dawn is breaking =
Birds awakening. - 2nd place tie:
Jesse Frankovich with:
Mowed pasture =
Purest meadow. - 2nd place tie:
Dr Charles G Waugh with:
Diagnosed as trash food: ~
Hot dogs, a soda, and fries.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Scott Gardner with:
Michelangelo's masterpieces =
Select images in Rome chapels. - Topical Category:
Julian Lofts with:
Ali's funeral =
Arena is full. - People's Name Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
The Vermont politician Bernie Sanders =
Not in presidential race this November. - Other Name Category:
Dharam Khalsa with:
The San Andreas Fault in California =
Continual fears in a land-shift area. - Medium Length Category:
Ellie Dent with:
I, many people here, think each pooch is faithf... ~
Lock your wife and the dog in the family car f... - Anagrammy Challenge Category:
Tony Crafter with:
Spry, fun-lovin' shrink, Larry Brash... - Long Category:
turnip with:
Two Japanese men are relaxing in the local village... =
Three candidates for the position of Samurai ... - Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place: Tony Crafter with:
A selection of jokes on drugs and health ... - 2nd place: David Bourke with:
'Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans' - 3rd place: Mike Torr with:
Invictus
- 1st place: Tony Crafter with:
- Rude Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
House Democrats =
Most are douches! - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Rosie Perera with her TOPICAL category entry:
David Cameron resigns =
Damn cad's reign is over.
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July 2016
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Scott Gardner with:
The summer vacation =
It must have romance. - 2nd place:
Dharam Khalsa with:
Video game player =I may develop rage!
- 3rd place:
Larry Brash with:
Lithium carbonate =
I calm out the brain.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Scott Gardnerwith:
French painter Claude Oscar Monet =
Picture scene of Norman cathedral. - Topical Category:
Julian Lofts with:
Recent deaths in Baton Rouge are ~
about intense Negro race hatred. - People's Name Category:
Jason Lofts with:
The British ex-Prime Minister David Cameron =
Brexit did him in. It meant his PM career's over. - Other Name Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
United States of America =
A race feud taints it some. - Medium Length Category:
Rob Bretveld with:
Donald Trump's five children: 1. Donald Junior... =
1. First born, jerk 2. Lovely, candid 3. Pro... - Anagrammy Challenge Category:
Josiah Winslow with:
BANG! Shoot too far right!
Here stood onlookers, injured.
Bias, foul outcome...it's a sign if
Any "innocent ones" can fall.
But I echo thoughts I have:
"We harm no one,
And, all people matter." - Long Category:
turnip with:
A rabbi, a cantor, and the president of the syn... =
It was a break during the late evening high ... - Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place:Tony Crafter with:
TURNED UP ...
- 1st place:Tony Crafter with:
- Rude Category:
David Bourke with:
Complete wanker =
Women kept clear! - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Adie Pena with his MED category entry:
The United States First Lady Michelle Robinson Obama =
But to the distaste of many, Melania cribs her old lines!
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August 2016
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Jason Lofts with Stanford undergraduates =
Frustrated and dangerous. - 2nd place:
View with:
Social security =
O, yes, it's crucial! - 3rd place:
Rosie Perera with:
Um, I looked up "Narcissistic Personality Disorder" =
So ironic: it says, "See Donald Trump (delirious prick)."
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Jason Lofts with:
Author Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (Lewis Carroll) =
A girl called Alice sets through wondrous world. - Topical Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
Election season =
One lies; one acts. - People's Name Category:
David Bourke with:
D. Trump is ~
Mr. Stupid. ... - Other Name Category:
Ellie Dent with:
Painting of The Last Supper =
A prophet's painful setting. - Medium Length Category:
Ellie Dent with:
A sloth happens upon a fiendish gang of snails which beats him up. So, later, kinda weepy, addled, he takes off to talk to police.
~
'What's happened?' a police officer asks. 'This gang of snails beat me up.' 'Oh, what did they look like?' 'Dunno. It all happened so fast.'
- Anagrammy Challenge Category:
- (joint First Place) Josiah Winslow with:
When I fell, I faced cold viewS.
I'll toast a bit in joy to yoU,
Not cede to killjoy winter glooM
To spend a summer in your rooM.
Envisage the fun you arE:
Release, and all day, go faR!
- (joint First Place) Tony Crafter with:
SOLO
Just a book is all I need,
Feet up, there I'll sit 'n' read
In some old, very-warm location
Feeling joyful on vacation
Golly gee, what nicer way
To add fun memories to your day!
- (joint First Place) Josiah Winslow with:
- Long Category:
Julian Lofts with:
The Most Outstanding Performances at the Rio de Janeiro Olympic Games
1. Michael Phelps
2. Usain Bolt
3. Simone Biles
4. Katie Ledecky
5. Simone Manuel
6. Ashton Eaton
7. Andy Murray
8. Kohei Uchimura
9. Elaine Thompson
10. Fiji
11. Joseph Schooling
12. Thiago Braz da Silva
13. Rafaela Silva
14. Argentina
15. Patrick Hickey
16. Ryan Steven Lochte
17. Team USA
=
1. He is a machine
2. He is a very famous Jamaican track sprinter
3. Gymnast
4. Pool (niche: freestyle)
5. A pool rookie
6. "I'm in the decathlon"
7. Tennis
8. A gymnast
9. Jamaican sprinter
10. Sevens
11. Butterfly
12. A Brazilian pole vaulter - meant he is agile
13. Judo
14. Hockey
15. Ignominious ticket scalping
16. He lied about a holdup. A shame, OK?
17. Most medals - hoorah! - Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place: Tony Crafter with:
A WINDMILL IN OLD AMSTERDAM
- (Only 3 entries, so only one award)
- 1st place: Tony Crafter with:
- Rude Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
That noisy spurting? =
Shitting your pants! - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Rick Rothstein with:
The Olympic Games in Rio =
i.e., champions' glory time.
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September 2016
- General Category:
- 1st place: Jason Lofts with
Old age pensioner =
A person gone idle. - 2nd place:
View with:
All the signs point to ~
the polling stations. - 3rd place:
Ellie Dent with:
The ladies footwear =
'Twas a heel to die for!
- 1st place: Jason Lofts with
- Entertainment Category:
Tony Crafter with:
The late singer Amy Jade Winehouse =
Ah, we enjoyed the genius's material. - Topical Category:
Mark Huffman with:
Hillary Clinton health issues =
It's not a hunch - she really is ill! - People's Name Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
The Republican nominee Donald Trump =
Rich man under blonde toupee implant. - Other Name Category:
Tony Crafter with:
The Trump Foundation =
Impound that fortune! - Medium Length Category:
Tony Crafter with:
BEST-SELLING SINGLES EVER
1. White Christmas
2. Candle In The Wind/Something About The Way You Look Tonight
3. Silent Night
=
1. Bing's massive Yuletide hit
2. Elton in hymn to 'England's rose'/Cute little song
3. Bing hits the heights with a carol we know
- Anagrammy Challenge Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
"A text is not a text unless it hides from the first comer, from the first glance, the law of its composition and the rules of its game." - French philosopher Jacques Derrida
=
Six Major Afflictions
One stiff growth.............. Tumor
Chafing spots................. Rash
Quite horrid sore............. Ulcer
Infects tots.................. Measles
The lethal epidemic........... Pox
A trend more fetid than these: ^ - Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
Two Indian doctors were having a heated exchange in the hospital corridor. "Well, I say it's W-H-O-O-M!" yelled the first one.
"Nah, poppycock! It's W-H-O-O-M-B," challenged the other.
A passing nurse heard them. "Huh? Sorry, but you're both totally wrong," she said. "It's actually spelt W-O-M-B."
"Er... thank you, Staff Nurse Gallagher," said the first, "but we'll settle this ourselves - anyhow, we don't exactly think you're in a position to describe the sound an elephant makes farting under water!"
=
An urban cop on horseback says to a little girl on her push-bike, "Wow, honeybunch, did Santa bring you that?"
"Yes, he did," says the girl.
"He did? Well now, you'd best tell him to put a reflector light on it next year," he murmurs and, with a mean grin, fines her five dollars.
The child looks up at the cop and says, "Wow, what a nice horse you've got there, was it from Santa?"
The cop replies: "Sure was!"
"Well," says the girl, "next year, tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
- Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place: Meyran Kraus with:
The New Colossus
- (Only 3 entries, so only one award)
- 1st place: Meyran Kraus with:
- Rude Category: (tie)
Jesse Frankovich with:
Don't shit where you eat =
You do that in the sewer! - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
The State of Florida =
After heat, it floods
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October 2016
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Rob Bretveld with:
Climate change denialists: ~
"That's all imagined science." - 2nd place:
Ellie Dent with:
The inevitable =
Believe in that! - 3rd place:
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Spiral staircase =
Rails arc as I step.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Tony Crafter with:
Simon and Garfunkel Hits Collection ~
does contain enthralling folk music. - Topical Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Donald Trump's presidential campaign =
Man's a liar peddling crap to stupid men. - People's Name Category:
Julian Lofts with:
Melodist Stephen Sondheim =
He's penned some hits, I'm told. - Other Name Category:
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
The United States of America =
A frenetic madhouse, I attest. - Medium Length Category:
Josiah Winslow with:
TRUMP (n): a valuable resource that may be used, especially as a surprise, in order to gain an advantage. =
TRUMP: a vulgar, audacious, easily angered, not reasonable Republican that may serve as a President. - Anagrammy Challenge Category:
Tony Crafter with:
A dim, giddy girl, Tara Gunny,
Dresses hot and looks sorta funny,
At night she appears
In a tail and long ears,
Tara works as a cute Playboy bunny! - Long Category:
(Joint 1st place) Meyran Kraus with: Top Six Extra-Crazy Remarks Tweeted by Donald Trump:
- "I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th."
- "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."
- "It's Friday. How many bald eagles did wind turbines kill today? They are an environmental & aesthetic disaster."
- "Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again - just watch. He can do much better!"
- "My I.Q. is one of the highest and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."
- "I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."
= ******************* It's the TRUMP RANT GENERATOR! *******************
(Joint 1st place) Tony Crafter with:Joy married Henry; they had twelve children. Then Henry died of pneumonia. She then married Walter, and they produced eight more children. Walter was killed in a motoring accident, two years later. She got married yet again, this time to Pablo. She and Pablo had six more children. Joy finally passed away, having produced twenty-six children. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her soul. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and proclaimed: "Lord, they are finally together." Lottie leaned over and whispered to her friend, Ursula: "Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?" Ursula replied: "I think he means her legs, dear." =
Leroy Radford joined in the line of worshippers at the church, and when it was his turn to be addressed, the preacher said: 'Greetings, Leroy Radford, how can I help you?' Leroy said: 'Well, Reverend Merrick, sir, I'd like you to pray for my hearing.' The preacher nodded determinedly, then put a finger in Leroy's left ear, and placed the other hand on his head. Then he tilted his own head grandly to the Heavens and began praying with much fervour. Some moments later, he removed both his hands and, stepping back dramatically, he exclaimed: 'Hallelujah! Tell me, Leroy Radford how is that hearing of yours now?' Leroy said, 'I dunno, Reverend Merrick, it ain't till next Friday.'
- Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place:Meyran Kraus with:
Sonnet Fifty-five
- 2nd place:Tony Crafter with:
Curtain Rods - 3rd place:Christopher Sturdy with:
The Wayfarer
- 1st place:Meyran Kraus with:
- Rude Category:
Jason Lofts with:
The US presidential candidate Donald Trump =He is an adept and trim leader. Stupid old cunt! - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Dharam Khalsa [Entertainment] with:
Famous pieces:
1. Mona Lisa
2. Starry Night
3. The Last Supper =
1. A pleasant smile
2. Ah, Saint-Rémy
3. Upset of Christ's group - General Category:
- 1st place:
Tony Crafter with:
Pot causes ~
space-outs. - 2nd place:
Dharam Khalsa with:
Rome was not built in a day =
No, but it was a minor delay. - 3rd place:
Christopher Sturdy with:
Going as white as a sheet =
It's when I see a-a-a g-ghost... :-0
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Adie Pena with:
Pink Floyd's "The Dark Side of the Moon" =
Some kind of odd, freaky shit on the LP! - Topical Category:
David Bourke with:
Desperate times call for desperate measures =
Tears, some real deep fears, as Trump is elected. - People's Name Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
US presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton =
The e-mail scandal and story did her political run in. - Other Name Category:
Dharam Khalsa with:
Thanksgiving Day in the United States of America =
This time is festive - go hungry and take an antacid! - Medium Length Category:
Tony Crafter with:
The Beatles lineup:
1. Paul McCartney
2. George Harrison
3. Ringo Starr
4. John Lennon =
Star northern gentlemen:
1. Sharp one
2. Spiritual one
3. Jolly one
4. Anarchic bugger - Anagrammy Challenge Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
"I won't have to topple the USA with too much violence, changes or speeches... In the end, these people are going to topple it with their own hands". (The joke they've elected president) - Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
A teacher was talking to her class of five-year-old kiddies about whales. She said it was impossible for whales to swallow human beings because, although they're very large in size, their throats are quite small. One quizzical kiddie in front, Candice, put her hand up and said, "But poor old Jonah was swallowed by a whale wasn't he?" As the teacher did not have a good reply to give the girl, she merely reaffirmed her assertion that it's physically impossible for whales to swallow humans. Undeterred, Candice replied, 'When I get to Heaven I'm going to ask Mr. Jonah myself.' 'Okay, Candice' responded the now irritated teacher; 'and what if poor old Jonah went to Hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you can ask him.' =
Janet, a blonde was whizzing down the highway in her swish little sports car when she was pulled over by a policewoman, who was also a blonde. The female officer asked to see her driver's licence. As she delved through her handbag Janet was getting progressively more hot and irritated. "Hell, what's it actually look like?" she asked, waspishly. The policewoman said, "Well, it is usually square and it will have your picture on it." Janet finally found a small, square mirror hidden at the bottom of her handbag. She peered at it for a second, then passed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "All right ma'am, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop!" - Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place:Meyran Kraus with:
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- Rude Category: (tie)
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Christopher Sturdy with:
Donald Trump wins the election in America =
Damn it, a moronic cunt. We're all in deep shit!
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Christopher Sturdy with:
- Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Rob Bretveld [Other Names] with:
A church of Scientology =
Con, fool, cheat rich guys.
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November 2016
December 2016
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Meyran Kraus with:
First memories a man has =
I am safe in Mother's arms. - 2nd place:
John Ramos with:
Landscaping =
Scan, plan, dig. - 3rd place:
Ellie Dent with:
Lonely Christmas ~
stirs melancholy.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
The children's fairy tale 'Snow White' =
I'll stay on here with the nice dwarfs! - Topical Category:
Ellie Dent with:
The tragedy in Aleppo =
People that are dying. - People's Name Category:
Julian Lofts with:
Princess Leia =
Special siren. - Other Name Category:
Rosie Perera with:
A Hyundai Sonata =
Handy Asian auto. - Medium Length Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Depicted in the New Testament:
1. Conquest (or Pestilence)
2. War
3. Famine
4. Death =
The New Omens:
1. Floods escalate in frequency
2. Atomic weapons
3. The rate of deep ethnic hate
4. President Trump - Anagrammy Challenge Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Nearest Hour
Hate's winning left and right, it seemed;
Our fight for honor's tanking, too.
Perhaps there's mainly this to do:
Endure, Confront, Redeem. - Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
LONDON'S TOP TEN ATTRACTIONS
1. Warner Bros Studio Tour - The Making of Harry Potter
2. The Coca Cola London Eye
3. Madame Tussauds Waxworks
4. The Tower of London
5. The Shard
6. Sea Life - London Aquarium
7. Westminster Abbey
8. The London Dungeon
9. London Zoo
10 Shrek's Adventure! =
1. One wizard experience!
2. Monstrous outdoor Ferris Wheel
3. Man, look at that uncanny likeness!
4. Hosted banquets and the odd torture!
5. Glass tower
6. Marine world
7. National treasure, haven of hymns
8. Town's doomy old lock-up
9. Has baboons etc
10 A fond nod to that rotund ogre - Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place:Meyran Kraus with:
This Land Is Your Land
- 1st place:Meyran Kraus with:
- Rude Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
What does Pinocchio's girlfriend yell at night? =
She'd hop on that still, rigid face, crying: "Now LIE! - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
David Bourke [Medium] with:
The singer George Michael (Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou) =
A Greek-Cypriot hero, a glamorous Eighties gay icon, is gone.
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