Anagrammy Placegetters for June 1999
All the highly-placed anagrams from the June 1999 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
eq.1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Stipend =
Spend it.
eq.1st - Tom Myers with:
Oust Milosevic =
Scum is too evil!
eq.3rd - Earle Jones with:
Armageddon =
Goddam near.
eq.3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Self-catering holidays =
Ideal fling? Chores stay!
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Sydney Pollack's Tootsie =
Testicles on lady? Spooky...
eq.2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
James Dean & Natalie Wood in Rebel Without a Cause =
Audiences saw both in awe: a Romeo and Juliet tale.
eq.2nd - ID Letterman with:
Monty Python's "Life of Brian" =
Nifty info (blasphemy or not).
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The British Royal Wedding at Saint George's Chapel, Windsor =
Two rising 'English Trash', Edward & Sophie, celebrating today.
2nd - Mick Tully with:
Andre Agassi wins French Open =
Ace's forehands reap winnings.
3rd - Tom Myers with:
The House Gun Bill =
One huge bullshit.
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - ID Letterman with:
Ugly, stupid flesh =
Delightful pussy.
eq.2nd - Jon Gearhart with:
Another satisfied customer =
Rotate inside her; Cum so fast.
eq.2nd - Mick Tully with:
CUM VISIT US FOR SOME HOT HORNY TEEN FUCKING!! =
Enormous cunt? Oh, mouth five sticky fingers!
THE SPAM CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
WHAT MAKES US SO SPECIAL?????
We process over $4 Billion in credit card transactions every
year.
We have over 100,000 merchants online and growing.
We offer secured on-line real time transactions.
We offer 24 hour customer service 7 days a week in 17 different
languages.
We offer complete training and installation through our technical
support group.
We offer a life time warranty and unlimited upgrades.
We help make money for your company and your customers.
=
WHAT MAKES ME REALLY MAD?????
Fuckers who are in love with theirselves.
Spammers e-mailing feces.
Low-life wankers ruining our net.
Warts & acne covered nerds posting awful, used stuff to newsgroups.
Eerie Pyramid Scams.
"Our letter can change your life" crap.
A guarantee of "Double your money" or "$40 to $40,000".
Every annoying, coffee\acid\cocaine-user pervert starting a letter
with "712 Pure Hardcore Porno Pics of 71 horny women..."
And a final one:
A moronic list I didn't want!
eq.2nd - Larry Brash with:
Take few minutes to read it through and it will change your life only followed some simple instructions! =
Hi, we anagram you fucking online spammers finely. Crud? We don't delete it. Hell, it is worth lots of toil to us.
eq.2nd - Mick Tully with:
Great pictures,sex chat, and STREAMING VIDEO! =
OUTRAGE! X-rated spam advertising. (Nice chest...)
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Preamble
to the United States Constitution
eq.2nd - Jon Gearhart with:
Confucius said, "To know that we know what we know, and that
we do not know what we do not know, that is true knowledge."
=
"To not know what we do know, and we know that we know that
we do not know;
Is that true knowledge?"
Confucius said, "WHAT?!?"
eq.2nd - Mike Keith with:
I used to have
A liking, regard, admiration, fancy, unsearchable highs,
Affection, attachment, yearning for, passion,
Devotion, fervor, enthusiasm, idolatry.
I used to cherish, adore, sing your beauty, dote,
Be smitten - so smitten! - charmed, bewitched.
Ooh I shook, I was bitten, amatory, ill-in-love,
Swirling, soaring, sorrowless, alive, well.
I, hero?
Ask them if I loved you.
=
What I now have is
Disaffection, disfavor, enmity, anomisity,
Umbrage, a grudge, a high dudgeon, bitterness of spleen,
Ill blood, acrimony, malice, a wish for revenge.
I hate, detest, abominate, abhor, loathe
Recoil at, shudder at, shrink from, see with horror,
Revolt against, scowl at, disrelish, dislike,
Conceive an aversion to you.
You stink in my nostrils.
I hate you.
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Larry Brash with:
Milosevic =
'Cos I'm evil.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Gorgon Medusa =
"God! Her mug!"... a stone.
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Texas Governor Bush =
Gun voter abhors sex.
eq.3rd - Mick Tully with:
Anthony Charles Lynton Blair =
Tally ho! NATO ran in, lynch Serb!
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Son Hong Nguyen with:
Eastern Asia =
It's near a sea.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The American Society of Cinematographers =
It's a cameramen force- they're shooting a pic!
3rd - Mick Tully with:
"Animal Hospital" =
Oh! Limp Alsatian.
THE ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
A Penthouse Centerfold =
No clothes? Nude, fare pet!
Pose half nude? Not erect!
Pose nude? Cheer- not flat!
See a cunt, fondle her top.
2nd - Son Hong Nguyen with:
Slobodan Milosevic =
Slavic blood is on me,
So I led Slavonic mob.
eq.3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Mental institution =
Limitation: ten nuts. [a small facility]
Let out instant I'm in. [lenient policy]
Not emit until saint. [strict policy]
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Arrest Milosevic =
Victims real sore!
More vile racists.
Overt lies, racism.
More racist evils.
Veto liar's crimes.
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Mike Keith with:
The
Raven
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The
Little Boy and the Old Man
3rd - Mike Keith with:
A simultaneous anagram
and approximate translation of an excerpt from Dante's "Inferno".
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