Anagrammy Placegetters for July 1999
All the highly-placed anagrams from the July 1999 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - John Morahan with:
Stone age =
Stage one.
2nd - Mick Tully with:
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? =
The dimwits lazily keep heads warm, OK?
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Angioplasty =
It's agony, pal.
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman in "Eyes Wide Shut" =
Audiences saw her nudity. Men liked moist icon.
2nd - Jeff Simpson with:
"Animal Farm" by George Orwell =
Minor war fable? Allegory gem!
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
America's Funniest Home Videos =
'Amateur Comedies On VHS' is fine!
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - ID Letterman with:
A tragedy strikes the Kennedy house again =
It's a dark sky. The eager young end in the sea.
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Prime Minister, Ehud Barak =
Hi, President Mubarak! I'm there!
eq.2nd - Mick Tully with:
Belgium National Day =
I am bigoted, annually.
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Buster Hymen =
Enter my bush!
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Arseholes =
He's a loser.
eq.3rd - Daniel F. Etter with:
Blow Jobs =
Bob jowls.
eq.3rd - Mick Tully with:
Judicial Judgment =
Judge: "Jail dim cunt!"
THE SPAM CATEGORY
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Check this out! Too much fun!! Magic tricks, jokes, photos, recipes,
WAV's, and fun. A lot of fun. See me tie a necktie, one-handed,
in one second, blindfolded. Then, I tear up a newspaper and restore
it. I'll teach you magic. 1000 photos for wallpaper. Free slideshow
programs. A LOT of recipes. A ton of really cool helpful links
of all types.
=
We use spam to amuse us. I'll confess, I have loads of fun getting
cocky spam accounts killed off. Please remit an appropriate fee
($1000) ASAP to: Jon Gearhart's recent address -- no phone calls.
You'll be shipped out a hot, poop-like concoction within like
a week as reminder. Hurry! Don't elect to hold off or flinch --
the offer will end.
2nd - Jessica Arts with:
T E S T I M O N I A L S =
So lame, isn't it?
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Super Powerful & Fast Online Searching Tool! =
Shun us! We'll rearrange off-topic post; no lie!
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Question: Why did the blonde think she was so smart when it took
her six months to assemble a jigsaw puzzle with only seven pieces?
Answer: Because on the box it said "Two to four years"!
=
Want to hear feminine joke? No? Well too bad! So, I saw very sexy,
ditzy broad wax eloquent about prowess, but she's not the Whiz
Girl she thinks she is. No Ms. Wise, she's a most pathetic dunce.
eq.2nd - Dan Fortier with:
North Ireland Government proposal is decried by the Unionists =
Ulster party ponders decision, vote "No sir"; bother him in England.
eq.2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Gene Kelly, Nina Foch and Oscar Levant in "An American in Paris" =
"Singin' in the Rain" leadin' man love Caron. France: a Yank's place!
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Melody Jonak with:
David Lee Roth =
A red hot devil.
eq.2nd - Wayne Baisley with:
Leni Riefenstahl =
The Infernal Lies.
eq.2nd - Larry Brash with:
John Michael Keis =
Inhale jism? Choke!
eq.2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Samuel Taylor Coleridge =
Lo, I am "Old Tar Curse" elegy.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Tom Myers with:
Yosemite =
O my! See it!
eq.2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
The Eiffel Tower =
O feet! Where lift?!
eq.2nd - Sean B with:
Drug Enforcement Administration =
Freedom contaminating intruders.
THE ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY
1st - Richard Brodie with: [Proverbs 17:15]
He that justifieth the wicked, and he that condemneth the just, even they both are abomination to the LORD. =
Doth not the Jew tend to hate the Arab, and the Limey oft evoke Irish hate? Hatch not then the dumb injustice.
The Serb itcheth to hurt the Bosnian, and the holy jihad venom attacketh the Jew. Oh! Time-out! Find a detente!
It is the race of the black man that they jeered.Oh! the hate! Thumbs down! Then join united to hand it the veto.
2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman in "Eyes Wide Shut" =
Moralist whined; nude maid in key scene is cut. O! :(
His cock: unseen. Nudity's eliminated. Media row.
Male nudity diminished (wear suit). No cock seen.
Moralist audiences whined. One key mind is cut.
Hi. Wee, timid minority nuked scandalous scene.
eq.3rd - Jessica Arts with:
Weight loss =
Weighs lots.
Legs show it.
Let's go wish!
We sigh lots.
Lo! Gets wish!
eq.3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Prime Minister, Ehud Barak =
Hi, President Mubarak! I'm there!
Met heir: "Hi, President Mubarak!"
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Clinton gets fined =
Tit fondling scene.
Fling is not decent.
Gent lends fiction.
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Mike Keith with:
A set of six anagrams of Shakespeare's sonnet #60,
attempting to match the style and substance of six novels from the 19th and 20th centuries.
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Bill
of Rights
3rd - Jon Gearhart with:
Imagine
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