Anagrammy Placegetters for October 2000
All the highly-placed anagrams from the October 2000 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Who's the World's Stupidest Person? =
Results show the Windsors topped.
2nd - Art Day with:
There is no God but Allah =
Death to all neighbours!
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
The Scriptures =
Precise truths.
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Wile E. Coyote and The Roadrunner =
Try a cartoon duel where none die!
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
The Paralympic Games =
Gym team has a cripple.
3rd - Chris Bradfield with:
I left my heart in San Francisco =
I am the classic forty-niner fan.
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
The Yugoslav President Slobodan Milosevic =
Damning evil policy, Serbs voted asshole out.
2nd - Jaybur with:
Pride, covetousness, lust, envy, greed, anger, sloth =
The Yugoslav revolts: censured President's gone.
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Mel Carnahan, the Governor of Missouri =
Great crash - mourn him, for no one's alive.
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
I please her vagina =
I have a large penis.
2nd - David Bourke with:
The performing of cunnilingus =
Chin/tongue in prone girl's muff.
3rd - Richard Grantham with:
Nauseating =
Eating anus.
THE SPAM CATEGORY
1st - Richard Grantham with:
My White Cotton Panties are Rolled Down Over My Firm Tan Thighs!
And My Knees are Up Over My Head!!
Guess What You Can See?
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Wow! I Can See Them - A Warty, Runny Minge, One Of Your Dodgy
Herpetic Vulva Sores, And The Stinky Arsehole That Spammed Me!
2nd - David Bourke with:
CHECK THIS OUT
Try this site out. I found some really great Items.
http://www.sincerelyyours.com
Thanks
Tiffany
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Why e-post here, sucker? Fuck off, you cretin! In Alt.Anagrams,
we do not wish to try this scummy, shitty little site.
3rd - Larry Brash with:
WARNING: IF YOU ARE DRINKING DIET SODAS WHICH CONTAIN ASPARTAME
OR USING SUGAR-FREE PRODUCTS - READ THIS!!
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Dear fat-ass, don't spam us again with your weirdo untrue crap,
regarding Coke and/or Irish gins, etc. Finish!
THE LONG SPAM CATEGORY
1st - Richard Grantham with:
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SPAMMERWOCKY
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Spammerwock, our son!
Foul cons that fool, queer lures that catch!
Beware conniving cunts, and shun
'Fun Fifteen-Year-Old Snatch'!"
O, I took yon mouse from off our floor,
Then took off to hunt our foe one noon;
Poor moi! Too fearful in my core -
No man, I felt a loon.
Until out of an Inbox, one appear'd -
One Spammerwock, to foully vex:
Offensive on the eye, it near'd,
Now roaring "Live Free Sex!!!!!"
At once I wrote one stroppy note
Concerning those quite horrid cunts
To 'abuse @ pokeadot dot com',
Who snuffed it out at once.
"O, hast thou slain the Spammerwock?
Hooray, O conqueror! Such clout!
O frabjous day! Callooooh! Callay!"
All people soon did shout.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
2nd - David Bourke with:
The Most Powerful Anti-Obesity Drug Ever Discovered!
"It Is Like Metabolic Liposuction Vacuuming Off Excess
Body Fat!"
"It Is The Age Reversal Miracle Of The 21st Century!"
"It Is The Ultimate Anti-Aging Therapy!"
"It Is Cosmetic Plastic Surgery In A Bottle!"
These are statements from physician researchers - as they try to find appropriate words to describe some of the amazing health benefits they have noted and documented in their clinical research work with this incredible substance!
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Thank You!!
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Hey, lard arses! Massive 36-72-36? All blubber? Trim it!
In fact, you mightn't be harpooned every time you go swimming!
- Stop talking-scales screaming:
"Christ! No more coach-parties, please!"
- See your genitals without the aid of a mirror!
- Find where you had left that missing TV remote-control!
- Stop calling 999 (the Fire-Brigade) over, to hoist you from the bath!
- Have fewer chins than the Chinese telephone directory!
- Ride a bike and don't stick in the saddle!
- Have sex for the first time since 1972!
- Smaller (44D) tits!
- Fit in an F1 car!
..etc, etc, etc.
Is it pretty much time to trim-up?
- I think it is! Cut the crap!
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3rd - Ralph Musco with:
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"The Art of Seduction" Video
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About Mary Taylor
WebSite: www.livegirlproductions.com
E-mail: peelandplay@livegirlproductions.com
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Invite blazing passion into your love life.
Dive into hot water-sports fun at pottyfun.com!
This dazzling new hit video, "Urine My Dreams", is all you'll need to become the greatest piddler ever! Cool narrator Courtney Love demonstrates how you can easily empty your bladder like a porno star, in a car, on a railway train or an airplane, or totally vacate in a zoo, cavern, loo, or cafe!
Watch curvy oriental call girls force-urinate on noodles, and sweet hookers "pee-water" a gay stud's face!
Covers moral issues, urinary care and hygiene, stream focusing, reversal training, ways to change flavor/odor, improving flow, "body washing".
Rush to http://www.pottyfun.com
email: upissonme@ilikepoop.com
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Winter
Nightfall by Robert Bridges
2nd - Ralph Musco with:
FS: MACE PERSONAL PROTECTION DEVICE
This is real MACE, made by MSI - exactly what many police departments issue their officers. These are police issue models and are legal everywhere in the USA.
The device is TRIPLE-ACTING - containing MACE (tear gas), PEPPER (oleocapsicum) and UV (ultraviolet) dye for ID purposes. They are ideal for women to carry, fitting easily into a purse or pocket.
The price is $20.00 per cannister, shipping included. We accept VISA, MASTERCARD, AMERICAN EXPRESS, DISCOVER, DINERS CLUB, and CARTE BLANCHE. C.O.D. orders are charged shipping plus a $5.00 C.O.D. fee, and MUST be paid via MONEY ORDER.
To order, send your payment to:
ON TARGET
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516-328-3004
516-328-3641 FAX
Credit card orders may be phoned or FAXed.
** MAKE SURE YOU INCLUDE YOUR NAME, **
** FULL STREET ADDRESS, AND DAYTIME **
** AND EVENING PHONE NUMBER(S). **
neil hoffman
gunman@ontarget-ny.com
NOTE: This product ONLY available in the United States of America.
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For Sale: Military Attack Mice
$160 each ($1,400 for 10)
These imported mice are genetically-engineered for superior performance and dependability. Over 68,100 casualties have been linked to our psychopathic rodents. In use by 342 law enforcement agencies.
Trained by handsome, tan ex-Army cadre in weaponry, tactics, and strategy, they're perfect assassins, bodyguards, spies, and mercenaries. They have exceptional survival skills, and need little maintenance (self-cleaning), food (feed on targets of opportunity), or currency.
Due to overproduction, these high-end animals are available at deep discounts. Free overnight shipping (DHL). Canadian orders add $30 import fee.
Mail certified checks or money orders to:
Super-Rodent Engineering, Inc.
91 Patuxent Rd.
San Jose, CA 01232
Or pay by Credit Card (AMEX/MC/Visa):
(800) 555-MICE (6423)
Rudolph Udelup, PhD
Visit: www.superrat.com
e-mail: udelup@superrat.com
CAUTION: Improper use may cause pet death or emphysema.
3rd - Don P. Fortier with: [From Othello, Act V, scene II]
"Speak of me as I am; nothing extenuate,
Nor set down aught in malice: then must you speak
Of one that loved not wisely but too well."
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"Look upon us: Iago gave a most potent untruth.
I, Othello, slew that innocent beauty, wife Desdemona.
Shame takes my own life next..."
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Jaybur with:
Sir Peter Paul Rubens =
Superb painter rules.
2nd - Circe with:
Marilyn Monroe =
*Norma* , in my role.
3rd - Don P. Fortier with:
Alfred Hitchcock, Master of Suspense =
Plot? Heck, he scared us stiff! Scream on!
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Jaybur with:
Fire of London =
Inferno of old.
2nd - Ralph Musco with:
Upset Stomach =
Tums stop ache.
3rd - Andrew Denny with:
The International Space Station =
Pathetic totalitarian nonsense.
THE ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY
1st - Brad Williams with:
Man walks into the bar I use, a trusty duck tethered. =
The bartender wails, "Take this turkey and scum out!"
The man wheedles, "Arr, but it's not a turkey, it's a duck!"
The bartender says, "Um... true. I was talkin' to the duck."
2nd - Don P. Fortier with:
Oscar Wilde's "The Importance of Being Earnest" =
Epic reads: Two girls, mother, one absent fiancé.
Predilection for best wit as name change rose,
Breach is a rift, some secret pain to Gwendolen,
As scene tempo races on with glorified banter.
3rd - Jaybur with:
Severe flood warning =
I endanger overflows.
Given news for ordeal.
Darn! see overflowing.
Or reviews of England.
SE loved forewarning.
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Richard Grantham with:
Arsehole
2nd - Jon Gearhart with:
The
Land of Beyond
3rd - Mike Keith with:
Four-Gram-Word
Text (from Will Shak. play)
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