Anagrammy Placegetters for July 2002
All the highly-placed anagrams from the July 2002 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Adrian Hickford with:
Board meeting =
More debating.
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
Confessional =
So clean of sin.
eq.3rd - Joe Fathallah with:
The Meaning of Life =
Feel fate homing in.
eq.3rd - Paul Pan with:
Casting =
Sing, act!
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Richard Grantham with:
Monsieur Camille Saint-Saens =
Learns to see animals in music.
2nd - Jaybur with:
Michelangelo Buonarroti's famous 'Pieta' =
O, cut marble into shape of a religious man.
eq.3rd - Wayne Baisley with:
Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter =
The television writher-conducer.
eq.3rd - David A. Green with:
Kirsten Flagstad, the Norwegian soprano ~
entertains with folksongs, a grand opera.
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Allan Morley with:
There is no God but Allah =
The tough old Arabs' line.
2nd - Mick Tully with:
A streaker at Wimbledon =
I demonstrate bare walk.
3rd - Adrian Hickford with:
George Best's liver transplant operation =
To preserve genial, notable sporting star.
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Could we keep the relationship open? =
(OK, I can sleep nude with other people!)
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
Incestuous relationship =
Put it in cousin's arsehole.
eq.3rd - Larry Brash with:
Anal intercourse =
One lunatic's rear!
eq.3rd - Paul Pan with:
Turbo-stamina ~
masturbation.
THE SPAM CATEGORY
1st - Allan Morley with:
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At last, a spam with real worth and appeal! I could do with one of those things, thanks. Partially because my dern garden grows wild and free in the time I take deleting all the needless, crass and nonsensical spam I get forwarded so incessantly, but largely because right now I feel like snipping important (if meager) soft and fleshy appendages off your body. I don't need to draw you a diagram.
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2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Fellow Investors, What has defined winning investments you've
had in the past? Many will agree it was good or perfect timing.
There are people who bought IBM back in January at $120 and they
are losing money right now as IBM currently trades in the low
$70's!! There are also people who bought small and microcaps in
the same time period and are making money!! Why? Because they
had good timing, that's why. Today's featured company, Indiginet
just recently started trading on NASDAQ's Bulletin Board under
the symbol, "IGTT". You may feel after doing your due
diligence that it represents good timing for you, right here,
right now!! ( Source for Price Info:Yahoo Finance Historical).
This reference to past performance is specially selected to be
referenced based on its favorable/unfavorable performance.
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THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Larry Brash with: [The Constellations]
Andromeda, Antlia, Apus, Aquarius, Aquila, Ara, Aries, Auriga,
Bootes, Caelum, Camelopardalis, Cancer, Canes Venatici, Canis
Major, Canis Minor, Capricornus, Carina, Cassiopeia, Centaurus,
Cepheus, Cetus, Chamaeleon, Circinus, Columba, Coma Berenices,
Corona Australis, Corona Borealis, Corvus, Crater, Crux, Cygnus,
Delphinus, Dorado, Draco, Equuleus, Eridanus, Fornax, Gemini,
Grus, Hercules, Horologium, Hydra, Hydrus, Indus, Lacerta, Leo,
Leo Minor, Lepus, Libra, Lupus, Lynx, Lyra, Mensa, Microscopium,
Monoceros, Musca, Norma, Octans, Ophiuchus, Orion, Pavo, Pegasus,
Perseus, Phoenix, Pictor, Pisces, Picis Austrinus, Puppis, Pyxis,
Reticulum, Sagitta, Sagittarius, Scorpius, Sculptor, Scutum, Serpens,
Sextans, Taurus, Telescopium, Triangulum, Trangulum Australe,
Tucana, Ursa Major, Ursa Minor, Vela, Virgo, Volans, Vulpecula.
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This is a list of eighty-eight constellations, all-up, visible on Earth, up in space's vacuum.
Astronomers in ancient Greece, Arabia, Mexico and Asia, and exploring Caucasian mariners observed, mapped and gave each star group arcane names - mercurial superhuman heroes, mythological creatures and various curious animals.
Polaris to Arcturus to Spica to Southern Cross; a complex panoramic circle. Our opus excludes pure spiral nebulae, quasi-circular galaxies, ubiquitous pulsars, unusual quasars, major planets or uncommon moons.
Spurious astrologers, vacuous gurus, paranoiac psychics, and manic mediums loudly murmur, as usual, auspicious star signs or particular unusual conjunctions, can exactly predict, ruin, or cure our capricious lives or mess 'em up. Many peculiar accuracies occur.
2nd - Paul Pan with:
Bob Marley: War
3rd - Adrian Hickford with:
O Rose, thou art sick!
The invisible worm
That flies in the night,
In the howling storm,
Has found out thy bed
Of crimson joy:
And his dark secret love
Does thy life destroy.
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William Blake's "The Sick Rose" offers the hint that
even in the young, most joyously attractive, blooms hidden horridness,
hidden sorcery within.
It's food for thought.
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Zoran Radisavlevic with:
The Maid of Orleans =
Damsel on a hot fire!
2nd - Adrian Hickford with:
Doctor Harold Frederick Shipman =
Horror plan of sick medic - Dr. Death.
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Ariel Sharon, Yasser Arafat and George Bush =
Sheer Fat-Arse, Aging Arab and Sorry U.S. A-Hole.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Zoran Radisavlevic with:
United States of America =
I see fun, so I am attracted!
2nd - Mattias Inghe with:
google.com =
Come, log, go.
3rd - David A. Green with:
P. Loftus & Son, Funeral Directors ~
is full of rotted corpses & an urn!
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
An
Enigma, by Edgar Allan Poe
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
Fifteen sets of anagrammed
national flags. The flags in each set have been subtly modified in order
to form mutual anagrams, containing the same number of pixels of each
colour.
3rd - Wayne Baisley with:
Solitary confinement =
Ancient. Flinty. Morose.
Can't see in flinty room.
Cement floor, insanity.
Container, often slimy.
Controls meanie. Nifty.
Fair lost in yon cement.
Fancy nil-sin roomette.
Felony merit sanction?
Fits loner con, anytime.
For men, in a tiny closet.
"Infernal" comes to "tiny".
Innately sine comfort.
Innocent flies to Mary.
Interaction? On my self.
It's my felon container.
Leitmotif: "one's cranny".
Manifestly nonerotic.
Matt Cori's Felony Inne.
Meanin' strictly one-of.
Mine, sanctity of loner.
My life in can -- Too stern.
No, I'm not scantily free.
No it isn't fancy, Elmore.
Notice my arse on flint?
Not so many in, I reflect.
One life. Most tyrannic.
Oneself, intimacy-torn.
Rant, "My life not so nice!"
Rot in fancy limestone.
'S informal, yet not nice.
Smitten in cry of "Alone!"
Some flinty container!
Ain't leniency for most.
Any reticent in Folsom?
Felony's Intern-O-Matic.
No, let iron sanctify me.
City in fenestral moon.
Come into infernal sty.
Connotes my life in art.
Inclement. A soft irony.
Monastery inflection.
My son, a tin reflection.
Men's fancy iron toilet.
Are not flimsy, not nice.
It's only for manic teen.
Fits "intern-al" economy.
Lost in cannery of time.
Stony. Maleficent iron.
Lonesome, tyrannic fit.
My nonfiction relates.
My life not certain, son.
Comfy? Sentential iron!
Somnolence. I try faint.
An f-in' termites' colony!
...or cotenants in my life.
Not any? In terms of lice?
Loon in sync after time.
Comes into final entry.
Comfort seen in litany.
Eminently, act of irons.
Ton o' Feen-A-Mint lyrics.
Infection, Roman style.
Frantic? Moo intensely!
Crafty mole in tension.
Cry of metal in tension.
Cry of lame intentions.
Iron, stone fit clay men.
Cement-only is not fair.
Mofo in a snit recently.
Stayin' in cool ferment.
"Only Cretin" Manifesto.
City of lone mannerist.
One of stern militancy.
Miscreant into felony?
Mortify in lone ascent.
Rein nasty mofo "client".
Nice loser. Not many fit.
I ran my "no contest" life.
Nonaction. Tire myself.
Rest -- my nonaction life.
No, I may not lift screen.
Licit, nasty -- None for me!
Al fresco, I'm nonentity.
Manic loony in fetters.
'Tis nice, yet nonformal.
Notoriety, if clansmen.
Claim entry, "not so fine".
Eminent olfactory sin.
Nonlife's yet romantic.
Sectional for tiny men.
Time flies, canny or not.
Felt moony in canister.
Tiny men's cartoon life.
Nanny cloister of time.
Interns come in to flay.
Once more stay in flint.
Set in flint y con amore.
Only confetti remains.
Confirms entity alone.
Constant irony, me life.
Contains not my relief.
Or a life in my contents.
Controls a fine enmity.
Enormity: Contain self.
No can stifle enormity.
Entrance is only motif.
Insolent man. Ferocity.
It's not Florence in May.
Foments irony in eclat.
Mystic inlet for an eon.
Tiny, solo. Frenetic man.
Friction, one-man style.
Innocent's fairy motel.
Ninety tons of miracle.
Monocrat's feelin' tiny.
A monster city of Lenin.
Motion in flat scenery.
Nicotine felt masonry.
Meyran's nicotine loft.
Let me sanctify no iron.
"Sanction felonry" time.
More life non-sanctity.
Fitment-only scenario.
Since one may not flirt...
Tenacity in lone forms.
My life's traction: None.
Ailment: Cry of tension.
Ain't solemn for nicety.
Inflict any more stone?
Fools certain tiny men.
Tyrannic Motel, so fine.
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