Anagrammy Placegetters for August 2005
All the highly-placed anagrams from the August 2005 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Ellie Dent with:
Archaeologists =
Goal is to search.
2nd - dupe with:
Islamic fundamentalism =
Damn fanatic Muslim lies.
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The medical profession =
Help to confirm disease.
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Ellie Dent with:
The James Bond movies starring Sean Connery =
His command's greatest: I never enjoy Brosnan.
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
All Things Bright and Beautiful =
Lift a bible, laugh and sing truth.
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
The Folies Bergere, Paris =
See if girl bares top here.
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Dean Mayer with:
Threat to Iraq leaders? =
The Al-Qaeda terrorist.
2nd - Paul Lusch with:
New Orleans evacuation =
A violent ocean as we run.
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Gates may file for iPod patent cash =
Microsoft shafted Apple yet again.
THE PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Rik Sengupta with:
Leonardo da Vinci =
Dead icon - no rival.
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Madonna Louise Ritchie =
"I can mount a horse", I lied.
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery =
Brits forge army and handle Rommel.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Larry Brash with:
Microsoft Developer =
Deliverer of compost.
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Stonehenge and Avebury in Wiltshire =
When in England, base your visit there.
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Clears land mines... Oh-oh! Forgot one! =
The Congressional Medal of Honor.
THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
"If a man be gracious and courteous to strangers, it shows he is a citizen of the world." =
And if a man tries to rationalize force to conduct wars, it shows us he is George Bush.
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
A Society couple are making love:
"Darling, do poor people do this?"
"I think so, my beloved."
"Far too good for them, don't you think?"
=
GIGOLO: "Ooh-la-la, my love; you look pretty after drink!"
SHE: "Come come poppet! Forgot so soon? I didn't have
a drink."
HE: "No, but I did."
3rd - Larry Brash with:
The members of Queen: Freddie Mercury, Roger Taylor, John Deacon, and Brian May =
A major band, formerly fronted by a magic hormone-enriched queer, endures yet.
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Ellie Dent with:
A MEDITATION FOR DE-STRESSING
Picture yourself near this quiet stream.
Look at the scene... the beauty of nature helps.
Look up. See a deep blue sky, the birds... how sweetly they sing.
A happy place... away from the usual hateful, unhappy world.
You know no one can bother you here.
Just soothing waterfall sounds echo on the air.
The water's clear.
=
You can easily make out the face of the person whose head you are holding under the water.
Look! It is the person who caused you all this stress in the first place.
What a pleasant surprise.
You let them up... just for one quick breath... then plop! Back under they go....
You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want.
There now... feeling better?
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
These five people won the right to enter Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory:
Augustus Gloop
Violet Beauregarde
Veruca Salt
Mike Teavee
and
Charlie Bucket
=
the 'Golden Ticket' group; very average, we feel.
look, see
a fat bastard
a vacuous gum-chewer
a spoilt little shit
a couch potato
one lucky winner, the believer.
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
Lady Legge-Bourke took more than the normal care of her staff, so when Jeeves was hurt in an accident she went straight to the hospital. "No visitors allowed mam, just family," moaned an ill-mannered nurse. "Are you his wife?"
"God no!" said Lady Legge, gliding by; "I'm his mistress!"=
Sir Stuart Haynes-Fyffe, the Lord of the Manor, awoke one morning with a huge erection and immediately called for his butler. "Congratulations sir," said Jeeves; "shall I awaken madam?"
"No Jeeves," said his lordship; "get me my baggy shorts and we'll smuggle this one into town."
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Richard Brodie with:
A poem by Lord Byron.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
On an Infant Dying as Soon as Born by Charles Lamb
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
A beauty from The Sound of Music
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Visit the bathroom =
Shit, bathe or vomit.
2nd - David Bourke with:
Giant testicles ~
testing elastic.
3rd - Rik Sengupta with:
Pension =
No penis.
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