Anagrammy Placegetters for January 2013
All the highly-placed anagrams from the January 2013 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Ellie Dent with:
Gun rights =
Thugs grin.
2nd - Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Rules are made to be broken =
No rebuke to a rebel's dream!
eq3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Taking down your Christmas lights =
Guy's task list: "Do right now in March".
eq3rd - nedesto with:
A thoroughbred stallion =
That old labouring horse!
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Scott Gardner with:
New Line's Hobbit =
Bilbo in the news.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Monet's pic 'Iris' is ~
impressionistic.
eq3rd - View with:
The motion picture Les Miserables =
This item captures some rebellion.
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
President Obama's second administration =
A man promised to end a nation's debt crisis.
2nd - Ellie Dent with:
Algerian hostage crisis =
The aggression is racial.
3rd - nedesto with:
President to ban assault rifles =
Portends less urban fatalities.
THE PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Adie Pena with:
President Obama =
A pro; Biden's mate.
2nd - View with:
Lance Edward Armstrong =
Man declared 'Star'... Wrong!
3rd - Ivan Andonov with:
Vinicius de Moraes =
Divine music arose!
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - nedesto with:
Lamb of God threatened at ~
the Battle of Armageddon.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
A Chevrolet Sprint =
Transport vehicle.
3rd - Scott Gardner with:
The San Francisco International Airport =
I transport Californian to eastern China.
THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY
1st - Scott Gardner with:
1. Mona Lisa
2. Starry Night
3. The Last Supper
4. The Creation of Adam
5. Guernica
=
1. A portrait
2. Southeast France
3. Mural
4. Am on the ceiling
5. Spanish tragedy
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
The Top Five Most Memorable Erotic Movies
1. Basic Instinct
2. Sex and Lucia
3. Nine 1/2 Weeks
4. Last Tango In Paris
5. Eyes Wide Shut
=
1. Stone gives a close view within
2. Spicy senorita is 21
3. Sick sex themes
4. Brando butters up a female
5. Tom and Nicole mate in it
3rd - Ellie Dent with:
A gent goes into his local inn. 'Better get me the strong beer, Art, I had a
flippin' rotten day,' he declared. 'Terrible.'
'How come, sir?'
=
'I care for the Royals' pets. Inbreeding has led to low intelligence and bad
temperament.
The corgis aren't too bright, either.
THE ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
"Pure friendship is something which men of an inferior intellect can never taste." - Jean de la Bruyere
=
There is no damn chance, Jean, if even Paris Hilton reels in a creepily huge number of Twitter friends.
2nd - Dharam Khalsa with:
"Pure friendship is something which men of an inferior intellect can never taste." -Jean de la Bruyere.
=
A flippant friend is even thrice more dangerous than the sincere foe, as he will injure by increment.
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
"Pure friendship is something which men of an inferior intellect can never taste." - Jean de la Bruyere
=
The cynical, ever-fluent, French philosopher jeers: "Dimwits ne'er find a genuine mate. It's a no-brainer!"
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - nedesto with:
Harry was finally going to be a groom and he was excited about his upcoming marriage.
As he was leaving the office, Harry noticed his boss was walking over, his large hand outstretched.
"Here here ,Harry, congratulations! Now I just want to tell you that I have been married for thirty years and I am sure that you'll always recall this day with the fondest of memories as the very happiest day of your entire life!" he professed with a wink, a nod, and a heartfelt handshake.
"But sir", spoke Harry, seeming a little confused, "I am not getting married until tomorrow!"
"Yeah, Harry, I know", said his boss.
=
While Charley was at a marriage seminar, everyone was telling how long they'd been married. Charley said that he and his wife had been married for almost fifty years.
"That is so neat!" said the group's leader. "Could you share some of your insights?"
"It's just that I treat my wife well, buy her gifts, take her on trips," Charley answered. "For our twentieth anniversary I took her down to the Bahamas."
"That's such a moving inspiration for us all!" said the leader. "What are you going to do for your next anniversary?" she said.
"Well," said Charley "I'm thinking of going back down to the Bahamas to pick her up."
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
THE NATION'S FAVOURITE NO. 1 SINGLES (Since charts began).
As voted for by the British public.
10. Can't Get You Out Of My Head
9. I Will Always Love You
8. Dancing Queen
7. Baby One More Time
6. Imagine
5. Hey Jude
4. Don't Look Back In Anger
3. Someone Like You
2. Billie Jean
1. Bohemian Rhapsody.
=
10. Kylie 'I'm bubbly!' Minogue
9. The Whitney Houston 'Bodyguard' tune
8. Abba go gay
7. Britney's erotic schoolgirl video.
6. John Lennon living a dream
5. Beatles in their heyday
4. An Oasis 'anti-fu** off" piece!
3. A so-emotive tune by Adele
2. Michael Jackson moonwalks
1. Queen's operatic No. 1
3rd - Dharam Khalsa with:
Twenty Things You Must Give Up to Be Happy:
1. Complaining
2. Blaming
3. Criticising
4. The need to always be right
5. The need for control
6. The need to impress others
7. Resistance to change
8. Self-defeating negative talk
9. Limiting beliefs
10. Labels
11. Fears
12. Excuses
13. Old emotions
14. Attachment
15. Worrying about what other people think
16. Trying to live to someone else's expectations
17. Procrastinating
18. Gossiping
19. Junk food
20. Bad habits
=
Twenty Suggestions for Gaining Happiness:
1. Patience
2. Tolerance
3. Kindness
4. Growth of knowledge, literacy
5. Forgiveness
6. Compassion
7. Imagination
8. Hospitality
9. Becoming grateful to God
10. Loving others
11. Humor, laughter and delight
12. Objective excitement
13. Hobbies (sew batik, Scrabble)
14. Honest sympathy
15. Music and the arts
16. Upliftment
17. Spontaneity
18. Politeness
19. Exercise, diet for better health
20. Teetotaling (optional)
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
To The Evening Rainbow by Robert Southey
Mild arch of promise! On the evening sky
Thou shinest fair with many a lovely ray
Each in the other melting. Much mine eye
Delights to linger on thee; for the day,
Changeful and many-weather'd, seem'd to smile
Flashing brief splendor thro' its clouds awhile,
That deepen'd dark anon and fell in rain:
But pleasant it is now to pause, and view
Thy various tints of frail and watery hue,
And think the storm shall not return again.
Such is the smile that Piety bestows
On the good man's pale cheek, when he in peace
Departing gently from a world of woes,
Anticipates the realm where sorrows cease.
=
The Heat of the Israeli winter
Rain shocks us when we hear that thunder's roar,
Regaling as we watch it plump and pour.
One flood can drench the crops and heal them so,
Our fields will be so pained to see that go:
Yeah, we may feel the odd resplendent spray,
Yet none of them are then too keen to stay.
Great streams in other lands may flow among
Green pine trees, which can then grow thick and strong,
But in my homeland, as a rule of thumb,
Brief showers end, and plants stay mainly numb.
I wish I'd touched one bit of snow, yet I
Inherit these annoying stimuli:
Vile rays of light that pierce me like a shiv,
Veiled in that early fog in Tel Aviv.
eq2nd - Tony Crafter with:
An Englishman, a Mexican and an Irishman were carrying out some construction work on scaffolding on the 50th floor of a city skyscraper.
They were just about to eat their lunch, when the Englishman suddenly muttered, "Oh, bloody hell; it's cheese and pickle! If I get sodding cheese and pickle for lunch one more time I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and cried, "Arrgh! It's burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'll jump off, too."
Paddy the Irishman opened his lunch and muttered, "Begorra! It's corned beef and cabbage again. Oi tell ya, if oi get a corned beef and cabbage sandwich one more time, I'm feckin' jumpin' too."
The following day the Englishman opened his lunch, saw cheese and pickle, then wrote a suicide note and leapt straight to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch and saw the burritos and jumped too.
The Irishman opened his lunch, saw the corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral the Englishman's wife was weeping copiously. She said, "Oh, my poor, poor Trevor; if I'd known how tired he really was of all that cheese and pickle, I'd never have given it to him!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "My poor Pedro, I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I really didn't realize that he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Irishman�s wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."
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A man walked into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side.
He placed the crocodile up on the bar and, turning to the astonished patrons, he said...
"I am going make you guys an amazing offer. In a minute, I shall open this ferocious brute's jaws and I shall place my manhood inside.
"Then the crocodile will close his mouth for a count of one minute.
"Then I shall make him open his mouth again and I shall remove my unit, uninjured.
"In exchange for witnessing this genuinely mindboggling spectacle, I'd expect a payoff - I expect each of you to buy me a drink of my choice. Deal?"
The crowd cheered in agreement so, in a flash, the man climbed up on the bar, then he dropped his jeans, and inserted his credentials in the crocodile's gaping mouth. The crowd gasped as the croc began closing his huge jaws...
After a seemingly endless minute the man grabbed a beer bottle and cracked the crocodile hard on the top of its head. The croc opened his mouth and the man did indeed remove his privates injury-free, exactly as promised.
The anxious crowd now cheered with relief as the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The man stood up again and made another announcement... "Ok, I will offer anyone $50 who is willing to give this a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a nervous hand went up in the back of the bar and a blonde woman timidly spoke up...
"I'm willing... just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle, ok?"
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - View with:
Multiple orgasm =
Emit plural OMG's?
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Phallic masturbation =
A lubricant to his palm
3rd - Maurice Goddard with:
Gents WC or urinals had lewd ~
crude drawings on the walls!
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