Anagrammy Placegetters for October 1998
All the highly-placed anagrams from the October 1998 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Michael Jeans-Jakobsson with:
If at first you don't succeed =
Try deft, if cautious, second!
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Hail Mary, full of grace; the Lord is with thee =
The Holy Ghost laid her? Artful miracle, wife!
3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Can anyone vote, and where is a complete list of categories? =
O, only active, elite, deft, ace anagram poets choose winners.
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Larry Brash with:
And they lived happily ever after =
Help end the very vapid fairy tale.
2nd - Tom Myers with:
George Orwell's Animal Farm =
Law allegories from manger.
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Ludwig van Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in C minor =
Hint: Hymn V by deaf composer. Fun! Loving it! He wins!
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Independent Counsel Report =
Let porn denounce President?
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Party line vote =
Polarity event.
3rd - Mick Tully with:
Rushdie decree lifted =
The dude's cried: "Relief!"
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Richard Brodie with:
I have noticed guys staring at my... Well, that's another story! =
Horny amoral eyes view that naughty coed's startling tits!
eq.2nd - Larry Brash with:
Frank Scott Leshoguine =
Rotten fucking asshole!
eq.2nd - Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Mike Tyson & Evander Holyfield =
He and I fervently like sodomy.
THE SPAM CATEGORY
1st - Keith Lehman with:
I have a great way to make money on the Internet using emailing that I will share for free. =
I am a thief. A liar for revenue. Why not mail green money, OK? It's a genital thing, sweetheart.
2nd - Larry Brash with:
You can do it! It's so easy! =
I say it's a con! Out, ye sod!
3rd - Wilhelm Noeker with:
An unregistered version of Newsgroup AutoPoster PRO posted this article! =
A poor transgressor's deed. To grip people, shun counterintuitive software!
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - John Morahan with:
All men are created anagrammable, but some are more anagrammable than others. =
A man's name should be rearrangeable to become, ah, a real grammar maltreatment?
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Now what? The Office of the Secret Service had worried that Monica
could maim the President's "you know what", and that
she was planning on killing Hillary, also. =
Keen lady? Lorena with fangs! Tryst "cut short", manhood
undone. New meaning to the phrase "I swallow." Erotic
castration? Off with his "head"! Halve dick, will impeach.
3rd - Jon Gearhart with:
I've gotten myself in a bind
Doing those *gang* things from behind
I never will learn
In Hell I will burn
For giving that gal a rear-grind
--E. O. Washebridge
=
I fear I might end in Hell
For what I've done, I sadly tell
Laverne was grinning
Right from the beginning
Does bang the gong slow ring a bell?
--Bard Uri VII
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Michael Lepore with:
Michael Lepore =
Hello! I'm a creep!
2nd - Mick Tully with:
Slobodan Milosevic =
Is manic - loves blood.
3rd - Richard Peers with:
Binyamin Netanyahu, Israeli PM =
Aaiyy! Palestinian men burn him!
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Tom Myers with:
Fayetteville, North Carolina =
Fat violent reactionary hell.
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Coors Brewing Co., Golden, Colorado =
God's own organic beer. Cool or cold?
3rd - Richard Peers with:
University of East Anglia =
Gaunt, I sit finals; over, yea!
THE ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY
1st - Richard Brodie with:
In the beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. =
Nothing. Then divine heated breath generated change.
A high-tech bang detonating event ended in earth here.
2nd - Steve Krakowski with:
Knights of the Round Table =
Lads hunt for the King to be.
Oh? Then tutors fabled King.
Fond OK; best hunt the Grail.
Oh! Thunder of King's battle.
Think of rough battle's end.
Death of truth, noble kings.
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The act of fellatio =
Eat tool? Face-filth!
Felt the facial, too?
To fill face, eat hot.
Fat tool? I felt ache.
Felt hot oil at face.
Eat hole to afflict.
All of it to the face.
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Cheating Death Itself
2nd - Graham Perkins with:
program gentler_nuns;
begin
writeln( "hello world" );
end.
=
MODULE longer;
BEGIN
WrStr( "hi_planet" );
WrLn
END longer.
3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Requiescat For Isola
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