Anagrammy Placegetters for April 1999
All the highly-placed anagrams from the April 1999 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - ID Letterman with:
Angina pectoris =
In pain. Got scare.
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Exclamation =
Note a climax.
eq.3rd - Daniel F. Etter with:
Statutory rape =
"A tot?" "Yup." "Arrest."
eq.3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
A Sexually Transmitted Disease =
Lays? Uses latex. AIDS terminated!
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Kevin Hale with:
Eurovision Song Contest =
I vote on cretinous songs.
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
William Shakespeare's 'Antony and Cleopatra' =
Play: "Caesar won: hard to sink. Asp, a-Nile-late me!"
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Philip K. Dick's "Do androids dream of electric sheep?" =
Rick Deckard (H. Ford) dispelled machines? I oppose it!
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Tom Myers with:
Albanian Refugees =
A Serbian, a gun, flee!
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Local government elections =
Inane mongrels collect vote.
3rd - Richard Brodie with:
And he saith unto them, Be not affrighted:
Ye seek Jesus of Nazareth, which was crucified:
he is risen; he is not here:
behold the place where they laid him.
=
Christ the King! We cheer with joy thy adorable name.
His is a faith which ensures life.
He neutralized death. He opened the tomb.
He freed us of sin's ache.
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Tom Myers with:
Morning erections =
Crooning "insert me!"
2nd - Mick Tully with:
Male Chauvinist Pig =
Elicit, hump vaginas.
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Pork scratchings =
Pigs' rank crotchs.
THE SPAM CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
"This is a one time mailing. You will not receive an e-mail from our company again. Thank you." =
"A tiny, illicit violation? Spamming me once? How generous of you! A real humanitarian..." Mey K.
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Death to spam! =
Hate mad post!
3rd - Mick Tully with:
!!!!TEENS TAKING IT UP THE ASS FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!! =
Shrieks: "Meatiest penetration - tight stuff!"
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
WE DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING AVAILABLE FOR DSS, SATELITE OR DIGITAL
CABLE SYSTEMS AND DO NOT EXPECT ANYTHING FOR THEM ANY TIME SOON.
=
I exhibit a most annoying, ineffective spam that mentally-challenged
nerds sent. A logo? "To Rob!"... Very sad. WAY too sad.
It has to end!
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
For we have all sinned, and come short of the glory of God. =
Severed off, from childhood, lower than angels, to agony.
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Russian leader, Nikita Kruschev bangs shoe on table in the General Assembly =
Ha! I see angry, bald, soleless barbarian kicks heels at US government in the UN.
eq.2nd - Larry Brash with:
Lee Harvey Oswald =
Lay overhead. Slew!
eq.2nd - Kevin Hale with:
Samson and Delilah =
Slain handsome lad.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Mick Tully with:
The Microsoft Corporation =
Motto: Rich fornicates poor.
2nd - Earle Jones with:
McDonalds Hamburgers =
Scrambled ground mash.
eq.3rd - Daniel F. Etter with:
Alcoholics Anonymous =
My, in such a cool saloon.
eq.3rd - Marc Macauley with:
The Declaration of Independence =
Confident, open-hearted; nice deal.
THE ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Alzheimer's Neurodegenerative Syndrome =
A long, severe, dire memory seizure. And then...
Memory reversing seizure, death. A lone end.
A neuron termed severely misorganized, eh?
Neurons vandalized. Her memory gets eerie.
Reveal unseen disorganized memory there.
Memory neutralized. Head's gone in reverse.
eq.2nd - Kevin Hale with:
Eurovision Song Contest =
I vote on cretinous songs.
Voices snore, not sing out.
Notorious voting scenes.
eq.2nd - Tom Myers with:
The middle of nowhere =
Do fondle with me here.
"Lift home?" he wondered.
The wormhole defined.
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Upon
an Usurer
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Summer time and the living is easy
Fish are jumping and the cotton is high
Your dad is rich and your mom is so good looking
So hush little baby don't you cry
=
Hot season is here, humdrum is harmony;
Giddy cod is coming, crop is tall.
Father has money and mother is just divinity;
You sobbing, kid? Enough. You got it all.
3rd - Mattias Inghe with:
[Anagrammed Beatles titles.]
I Saw Her Standing There =
Nearsighted heart wins.
I Want To Hold Your Hand =
I want horny adulthood.
Oil that hard woody, nun.
Horn-and-tail duty: Oh! Ow!
I'll Cry Instead =
Drastic yellin'.
Lady Madonna =
Annoy mad lad.
Nowhere Man =
Women ran, eh?
P.S. I Love You =
O, you pelvis!
Paperback Writer =
Beware! Crap PR kit.
Please Please Me =
Else, pee a sample.
She Loves You =
Yo, use shovel.
She's a Woman =
He's a woman's.
Something =
Me: hitsong.
Twist and Shout =
Thousand twits.
Yellow Submarine =
My new blue sailor.
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