Anagrammy Placegetters for May 2005
All the highly-placed anagrams from the May 2005 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The legal profession =
One gets help of liars.
2nd - Matthew O'Dempsey with:
Treadmill =
I melt lard.
3rd - Adrian Hickford with:
Thai food =
A hot Fido.
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - David A. Green with:
The terracotta soldiers of Emperor Shi Huang Ti =
Here march the rigid statues of Oriental troops.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Beatles' Yellow Submarine =
Album's entirely below sea!
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Soccer player Diego Armando Maradona =
Sadly, I am on rare Grade-A Moroccan dope.
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Saddam pictures in 'The Sun' =
Captured this man's undies.
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
One path to unite countries... ~
the European Constitution.
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
A rhetorical question =
Can the Iraqis rule too?
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The indicted singer Michael Jackson =
"Get in, scared child! Join me in the sack!"
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
The Russian Empress =
She sees Mr Rasputin.
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky's ~
this tickle-ivory-keys chap.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The Parisian street =
A painter sits there.
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Noble King Arthur's famed Camelot =
Knights came for Round Table meal!
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
McDonalds Corporation =
Add onions, color, crapTM.
THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
People who take an instant dislike to politicians are merely saving time. =
Please note it, as we also don't like a vain, lying, pathetic Prime Minister. OK?
2nd - Ellie Dent with:
"The natural superiority of women is a biological fact" Ashley Montagu =
Oh face it, guys! We claim an honor, as it IS a battle outperforming you all!
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, directed by Mike Newell =
Film written for children (or debated by the real geeko type).
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
One day I was playing - I was about eight years old - and I noticed the cellar door was open just a crack. Now, my parents had told me, "Never go near that door, lad," but damn, I had to find out what was on the other side if it killed me! So I went to the cellar door and then I pushed it open and edged through and... I saw strange, wonderful things - things I had never seen before... trees, grass, flowers, the sun - that was nice!
=
A man was driving east to Ottawa on a steep mountain pass when he almost collided with a car, wildly careening around the bend. "Sheeet! You reckless, stupid fool!" he shouted. The other driver, a woman, wound down her window and yelled, "Pig!" Angry at the insult, the obsessed fellow jerked his car into gear, roared off fast round the steep bend... and crashed it straight into a giant hog standing in the road!
3rd - David Bourke with:
George Galloway:
"All your lies have come back to haunt you.
The best thing the Labour party could do is
sack you tomorrow morning... New Labour
plumbed new depths in this campaign."
=
Bethnal Green and Bow Muslim Holy War:
With much courage, a cheeky Respect Party
loudmouth beats unpopular old cow Oona King,
gives a bloody nose to Tony "Liar" Blair,
the smug git.
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Mike Keith with:
Stars of the Seasons
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Christina Rossetti: A Birthday
3rd - David Bourke with:
'Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans' - Noël Coward [version I]
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The nude resorts =
There to undress!
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
The Miss Universe Contest, ~
it's never seen so much tits!
3rd - David Bourke with:
The former child actor Macaulay Carson Culkin =
Outcry, alarm, and rancour... Michael felt his cock!
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