Anagrammy Placegetters for October 2001
All the highly-placed anagrams from the October 2001 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - David A. Green with:
An hermaphrodite =
O, I'm part he and her!
2nd - Noam D. Elkies with:
Homo sapiens =
Ape's son, IMHO.
3rd - Richard Grantham with:
Future generations =
Our unfit teenagers.
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - SpursKevin with:
Dolly Parton's Greatest Hits =
Hot legs, portly arse, and tits.
2nd - Jaybur with:
Actress Linda Gray in 'The Graduate' =
A star lady: her nude acting is great!
3rd - Mary DeVaughn with:
Kathie Lee Gifford =
The Glorified Fake.
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - David Bourke with:
The USA and Britain ~
unite and hit Arabs.
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
Operation Enduring Freedom =
More die for ruined Pentagon.
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
US Strikes Taliban =
Is Kabul resistant?
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - David Bourke with:
Drinking to excess =
Dick resting, no sex.
eq.2nd - Richard Grantham with:
Sleeping together =
Get their legs open.
eq.2nd - David A. Green with:
Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more =
Wow! Men's rude kinky innuendo gag.
THE SPAM CATEGORY
1st - Allan Morley with:
Dear Friend,
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PEOPLE HAVE LOST 2 to 14 INCHES OF FAT INSTANTLY
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=
You do not need to starve, spew, exercise, swallow medicine or anything else to be thinner! Just find a chainsaw and LOSE WEIGHT NOW THROUGH HOME SURGERY!
* Sever the fingers, toes, nose, ears, behind, feet, even an
entire arm!
* Take a nice pair of pliers then tear out your teeth!
* Give blood! Donate one kidney, one lung, one cornea, one liver,
anything you have two of.
* Urinate! Fart!
* Shave your hairy eyebrows, head, armpits, legs, ass and nuts!
* Sever those genitals! It's not as if you ever get any, fatso.
Absolutely failsafe! Watch the extra pounds drop off - LITERALLY!!!
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2nd - Larry Brash with:
Want a better sex life ?
Men and Woman can improve their sexual desire and preformance
This great product is all natural !
=
What an excellent spam!
I want more of it!
A great spam example!
Sure is darned cute!
And never abolish it!
Can't find URL (Error?)
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Our program simply involves the folding and processing of pamphlets.
YOU WILL RECEIVE A FULL $1.00 FOR EACH AND EVERY PAMPHLET THAT
YOU PROCESS! What do we mean by process? It's simple...
FIRST: You will neatly fold the provided preprinted single-sided (8 1/2 by 11 inch) pamphlets into thirds [The pamphlet that you will be processing will be provided to you and will be printed on regular 20 lb. (8-1/2 by 11) inch paper.
SECOND: You will neatly insert the folded pamphlets into the pre-addressed, postage paid envelopes [These envelopes will be sent directly to your home, dorm or apartment with customers' names and addresses already printed on the envelopes along with postage already affixed to the envelopes].
THIRD: Lick and seal these envelopes and then send them out, directly to the customers.
=
Hello Mr. Services and may your cave collapse,
I'm self-employed, middle-old people. Though I despise your oppressive country deepfully, your spam letter positively caught my eyeballs. Since I, as well, prepare many envelopes presently, I appeal, Mr. Services, to swap some odd tips. Preferredly, I love to learn how to spot stupid spelling and how to powder the paper more splendidly.
Now this other thing to tell. Despite you're repelling fart, the love to terror is evident. I then hand in the capacity of butler down in my bunker. The services are to fold tights, test bombshells and pamper infants. The wages can be standard then degraded. Dental plan, sand beds, hot wind, fond sheep, smallpox for the children!
I should wait when you accept.
Death to most things,
'The Devil' Bin Laden
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - James H. Young with:
A
Plain and Easy Introduction to Practical Music (1597)
2nd - Maurice Goddard with:
Presidents George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James
Madison, James Monroe, John Quincy Adams, Andrew Jackson, Martin
Van Buren, William Henry Harrison, John Tyler, James Polk, Zachary
Taylor, Millard Fillmore, Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan, Abraham
Lincoln, Andrew Johnson, Ulysses S. Grant, Rutherford B. Hayes,
James A. Garfield, Chester A. Arthur, Grover Cleveland, Benjamin
Harrison, Grover Cleveland, William McKinley, Theodore Roosevelt,
William H. Taft, Woodrow Wilson, Warren Harding, Calvin Coolidge,
Herbert Hoover, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Harry S Truman, Dwight
D. Eisenhower, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard M.
Nixon, Gerald R. Ford, Jimmy Carter, Ronald W. Reagan, George
Bush, William J. Clinton, and George W. Bush.
=
Independence Day, Statue of Liberty, "God Bless America",
Reform 'n' free men evolve, Watergate, Vietnam hell, Super Bowl,
Star Wars, Mr Frank Sinatra, lover Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, Jerk
Mr Mike Tyson, gun murder hell, Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormon hordes,
Jukebox, Hot Dogs, Joe Blow, John Doe, Jim Crow, Grand Canyon,
Mohican Indian, Wells Fargo, Billy the Kid, Chinatown brothels,
Jumbo jet, Jaws, Longfellow, Andy Warhol high on hash joints,
Judy Garland, twisters, Mr Quincy Jones, raving jam, Disneyland,
CIA, darned hanging chad, Help! NASA error, Dollar rich Uncle
Sam, Niagara Falls, CNN 'n' Larry King Live, Mr Tiger Woods, Mr
H. Hefner, Harvard, Mr John Wayne, Arizona ranch, Hells Angels,
major war on damn arch-foe Bin Laden, jihad terrorism horror,
'n' Air Force One.
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Oh,
say can you see by the dawn's early light
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - David Bourke with:
The terrorist Osama Bin Laden =
Arab monster is no idle threat.
2nd - Jaybur with:
The Italian artist Amedeo Modigliani =
Admiration at the detail in oil images.
3rd - Mick Tully with:
Albert DeSalvo =
Absolved later.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Jaybur with:
The Nightingale School and Home for Nurses =
Teaching and lessons here might honour Flo.
2nd - Wayne Baisley with:
International Business Machines =
Brain unessential in Macintoshes.
3rd - Adrian Hickford with:
Digital MediaSuite =
Add image utilities.
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Virginia
Woolf's suicide note to her husband Leonard
2nd - Allan Morley with:
Intimates
by D.H. Lawrence
3rd - Richard Grantham with:
[A selection of doubly-true anagrams.
Each of these is both an anagram and mathematically correct. A
variety of extra functions have been employed in order to mop
up certain letters. In most cases, the operators (+, -, X etc.)
are the same in subject and 'gram (cf. the first); in others,
they form an integral part of the anagram (e.g. 'PI' on one side,
and an extra 'plus' on the other to deal with the P). Both degrees
and radians have been used to suit individual cases.
For clarity, upper case has been used for the numbers; 'E' should
strictly speaking be written as 'e' but for conformity's sake
this convention has been ignored.]
NINETY-EIGHT plus TWELVE plus TEN minus FORTY-EIGHT =
TWENTY-FIVE plus THIRTY plus EIGHTEEN minus log(TEN)
[= 72]
TWENTY to the power of sin(ELEVEN minus TEN minus ONE) =
ln(E) to the power of (SEVENTY minus NINETEEN minus TWO)
[= 1]
SEVENTY-EIGHT plus FIFTY-FOUR minus (TWELVE times EIGHT) minus
(ONE to the power of PI) =
EIGHTY plus (EIGHTEEN times FIVE) minus FORTY minus (TEN to the
power of TWO) plus FIVE
[= 35]
EIGHTY minus SEVENTEEN plus cos(PI) =
SEVENTY-ONE minus EIGHT plus sec(PI)
[= 62]
(EIGHTY-FIVE times ONE) minus TWENTY plus TEN plus THREE minus
log(TEN) minus sin(NINETY) =
NINETY-EIGHT plus SEVENTY minus (FORTY times TWO) minus NINETEEN
plus EIGHT minus ln(E)
[= 76]
ELEVEN minus TEN plus (SIX times VI) =
(X times VII) minus L plus SEVENTEEN
[= 37]
(NINETY multiplied by TWO) plus EIGHTY-TWO minus TWO HUNDRED
AND SIXTEEN plus SEVENTY-FIVE minus SIXTY-TWO plus sin(ln(E) minus
ln(E)) =
(ONE MILLION divided by TWENTY THOUSAND) plus EIGHTEEN plus TWENTY
minus FORTY-SIX plus TWELVE minus NINE plus TWENTY minus SIX
[= 59]
(cot(PI divided by FOUR) times sin(PI divided by FOUR)) to
the power of (TWENTY plus ONE) =
(cos(PI divided by FOUR)) to the power of ((NINETY-TWO times TEN)
plus (PI divided by FOUR)
[= 1]
cot((ln(E) to the power of (EIGHTY plus SEVENTY)) times (PI
divided by (NINETEEN minus FIFTEEN))) =
sec(((PI plus NINETY-ONE) divided by (ELEVEN to the power of FIFTY-EIGHT))
times (TEN minus TEN))
[= 1]
sinh(negative SEVEN) divided by (((TWENTY divided by (FOUR
times FIVE)) to the power of (E to the power of TWO)) plus NINETY)
=
(((E to the power of negative SEVEN) minus (E to the power of
SEVEN)) divided by TWO) divided by (FIFTY-TWO plus THIRTY-NINE)
[= -6.02545...]
FIFTY-EIGHT minus ELEVEN minus ((SEVENTY-EIGHT minus FOUR)
times tan(PI)) =
EIGHTY minus EIGHTEEN minus TEN minus (FIVE times tan(FORTY plus
FIVE))
[= 47]
FORTY minus FIFTEEN plus TWO minus SEVENTEEN plus SIXTY =
(FOUR times TEN) plus FIFTY-SIX minus TWENTY-SEVEN plus ONE
[= 70]
(SIX minus V) to the power of EIGHTEEN =
(IX minus EIGHT) to the power of SEVEN
[= 1]
[ln = natural logarithm
log = logarithm to base 10
sin, cos, tan, sec, cot = sine, cosine, tangent, secant, cotangent
sinh = hyperbolic sine
e = Euler's transcendental constant (2.71828...)]
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