Anagrammy Placegetters for July 2007
All the highly-placed anagrams from the July 2007 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
A man-eating lion =
One giant animal!
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Please do not disturb =
Don't be a loud pest, sir.
3rd - Paul Pan with:
Firework displays =
Risky if spread low.
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
A Passage to India by E.M. Forster =
Saga of Britons' tea-empire days.
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Heartless actor Clark Gable eyed ~
the adorable actress Grace Kelly.
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
Oscar Wilde's novel The Picture of Dorian Gray ~
showed a very old caricature reposing in loft!
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Inebriated astronauts =
Nausea started in orbit.
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Middle Eastern countries =
Elections? Murder instead!
3rd - Matthew O'Dempsey with:
Doctor Mohamed Haneef =
Man forced to head home.
THE PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor =
Lost, abnormal Prince with the huge protruding ears!
2nd - Adie Pena with:
U.S. Senator David Bruce Vitter from Louisiana =
Conservative? No, sir! But adulterous, I'm afraid.
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3rd - sundogg99 with:
Rolling Stones lead guitarist Keith Richards =
Arthritic old skeleton: ring, sash, slide guitar.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
West Holland =
The lowlands.
2nd - View with:
Federal Republic of Germany =
Friendly place for a beer-mug.
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
The Basilica di Santa Maria del Fiore, at Florence =
Fine Italian cathedral. I so adore its marble face.
THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
'Chariots of the Gods?: Unsolved Mysteries of the Past' by Erich Von Daniken =
This buffoon thinks modern-style space voyagers once visited Earth? Doh!
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
A quote from Mao Tse-Tung:
"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed" =
Could someone show that pious, bigoted, pitiless twit called Bush how to withdraw from Iraqi soil.
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change one light bulb?" =
"One, but this sick light has to want to embody change!" is a reply.
THE ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The New Seven Wonders of the World
1. Brazil's Statue of Christ Redeemer
2. Peru's Machu Picchu
3. Mexico's Chichen Itza pyramid
4. The Great Wall of China
5. Jordan's Petra
6. The Colosseum in Rome
7. India's Taj Mahal
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Meet Seven Famous Heads
1. Exotic Mahatma Ghandi
2. Sacred Jesus Christ
3. Compact Friedrich Nietzsche
4. War-wooer Adolf Hitler
5. Armoured Winston Churchill
6. Smart Albert Einstein
7. Wheezy Pope John Paul
2nd - View with:
The New Seven Wonders of the World
1. Brazil's Statue of Christ Redeemer
2. Peru's Machu Picchu
3. Mexico's Chichen Itza pyramid
4. The Great Wall of China
5. Jordan's Petra
6. The Colosseum in Rome
7. India's Taj Mahal
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1. Mammoth-sized sculpture of Savior
2. Town Inca citizens had
3. Mayan temple
4. Asia's huge curled cordon-border
5. Pantheon which's there in the Mid East
6. Cruel sports circle
7. Maharajah's 'jewel' for the ex-wife
3rd - Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
The New Seven Wonders of the World
1. Brazil' s Statue of Christ Redeemer
2. Peru' s Machu Picchu
3. Mexico' s Chichen Itza pyramid
4. The Great Wall of China
5. Jordan' s Petra
6. The Colosseum in Rome
7. India' s Taj Mahal
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Seven Items of What Corrupts America
1. The president, G. W. Bush
2. That a Mr. Cheney is wealthier
3. Condoleezza Rice
4. Donald H. Rumsfeld
5. The O. J. Simpson escape act
6. Richard Milhous Nixon
7. A hateful Jim Crow era
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
As the man left court in his invalid-chair with his million-pound compensation award, the two insurance detectives stalked him down the road.
"You won't get away with this fraud," they hissed. "We shall be watching you for the rest of your life."
"That's no problem," he replied. "Watch all you like. You can watch as I go on my world trip and you can watch me go to Lourdes and then you can watch as, before your eyes, one hell of a miracle happens."
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Paddy O'Neal came through the customs area at Shannon Airport in a fancy Hawaiian shirt, clutching at two large bottles.
"Whoa now! What have we here?" said a suspicious officer.
"Why, 'tis Lourdes holy water I've brought on home with me," Paddy announced innocently.
The officer eyed him cynically, took one of the bottles and swallowed a mouthful. "Ow! It's neat Irish whisky!" he spluttered.
"Well, upon my soul!" cried Paddy. "Another miracle!"
2nd - Ellie Dent with:
O, what a tangled web we weave
3rd - Adie Pena with:
A Day In The Life
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Inauguration Speech by George Bush
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
An Irish Airman Forsees His Death
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Scotland the Brave
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - sundogg99 with:
Silicone breast implants =
In some aspects, brilliant
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
A morning fart =
I'm fragrant, no?
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
Underwear-stain? =
Answer, "Urinated."
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