Anagrammy Placegetters for August 2007

All the highly-placed anagrams from the August 2007 Anagrammy Awards.

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THE TOPICAL CATEGORY

1st - Meyran Kraus with:
George W. Bush, The President of the USA =
The pig! He refuses to end the bogus war!

2nd - Tony Crafter with:
The late Princess Diana's memorial service =
A horse merits a presence - Camilla's invited!

3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Heathrow protesters =
Ooh, arrest the twerps

THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY

1st - Ellie Dent with:
The World Beard and Moustache Championships =
Shows and compares the odd, but ample chin hair.

2nd - Rosie Perera with:
The University of Notre Dame =
A home in it for every student.

3rd - Dan Fortier with:
Space Shuttle Endeavour =
Leaves Cape, thunders out!

THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY

1st - Tony Crafter with:
"Oh, why did you make woman so beautiful?" the man says to God.
God says, "So you would love her." =
"Ay true," the man says, "but God, why did you make a woman so foolish?"
God: "So she would love you."

2nd - Paul Pan with:
Republican Larry Edwin Craig, the United States Senator from Idaho=
He lewdly stared at urinating cop's terrific nude arse in a bathroom

3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for youÑask what you can do for your country. =
Famous Kennedy shouts out a corny (or cocky) outcry for loyalty to charm a wayward and worn US of A union.

THE ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY

1st - Ellie Dent with:
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
=
Now I'm an old-fashioned girl, utterly astute,
that needs a settled chap: quiet, cute,
whatever, he must've teeth and hair,
even better, a real old-fashioned millionaire!

2nd - Tony Crafter with:
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
=
Eloquent tutors told me a tale;
Seventeen beautiful virgins waited in Heaven,
So I crashed the plane on a city;
Died for The Dream.
The truth?
Hell.
That Dream was a lie.

Eq3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
=

My ideal future: we see peace in the Middle East and Iraq with that ass Blair not to have even a little amount of undue credit resolving the hell on earth he started.

Eq3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
=
Gollum dreamt.

"Bad liars and thieves stole it.
We need to have it.
The Wilderness.
The Unrequited Love.
The Eternal Heartache.
The Fatal Infatuation.
and...
My Precious."

THE LONG CATEGORY

1st - Tony Crafter with:
A seven-year old boy and his four-year old brother were upstairs in their bedroom talking. "You know what?" said the older child, "I think it's about time that we started swearing."

The four-year old tot smiled, rascal-like, and nodded his head in approval.

"Right then, when we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, and then you can swear right after me, ok?"

"Ok!" agreed the little four-year old enthusiastically.

Downstairs, when the two kids were at their seats, the mother came into the kitchen and asked the seven-year old son what he wanted to have for breakfast.

"Why, shit mom, I guess I'll have some of those Coco Pops," he said.

WHACK!! came the immediate response. The lad instantly flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, then got up and dashed upstairs to his room crying his eyes out.

The mother looked at the four-year old child and said to him in her sternest voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast then, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbered, "but it won't be fucking Coco Pops."

=

Bored young Rick was doing very badly in maths. His parents had tried everything to egg him on and, as a last resort, sent him to a Catholic school.

On the first day, Rick came home with a very serious look on his face and went straight off to his room.

Later, the mom went up and was shocked to see books spread about everywhere and Rick hard at work!

Later, Rick came down for a meal, but as soon as he'd eaten, went back and studied even harder than before. This went on every day while his folks tried to figure what'd made the difference.

Finally, Rick brought home a report card, laid it on the table and went off to study. His mom looked at it with trepidation, but to her surprise he'd got an 'A' for maths! Unable to stem her curiosity, she went up to his room and asked, "What was it? The nuns?"

He shook his head.

"Was it the books, the discipline, the structure? Tell me, please."

The boy looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign; I knew they weren't fooling around."

2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Boromir quote: "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly." =
Bush: "OK Tony, here's the tactical plan. We send our soldiers to war over in Iraq. I must finish what Daddy started. You also must lie, shoulder the blame for destabilising the region, starting a rotten jihad and the bloodshed and terrorism. When your inept outfit fire you, we send you back over to them as our latest middle-east peace envoy."

3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
ace of clubs, two of clubs, three of clubs, four of clubs, five of clubs, six of clubs, seven of clubs, eight of clubs, nine of clubs, ten of clubs, jack of clubs, queen of clubs, king of clubs
ace of diamonds, two of diamonds, three of diamonds, four of diamonds, five of diamonds, six of diamonds, seven of diamonds, eight of diamonds, nine of diamonds, ten of diamonds, jack of diamonds, queen of diamonds, king of diamonds
ace of hearts, two of hearts, three of hearts, four of hearts, five of hearts, six of hearts, seven of hearts, eight of hearts, nine of hearts, ten of hearts, jack of hearts, queen of hearts, king of hearts
ace of spades, two of spades, three of spades, four of spades, five of spades, six of spades, seven of spades, eight of spades, nine of spades, ten of spades, jack of spades, queen of spades, king of spades

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THE SPECIAL CATEGORY

1st - Mike Keith with:
Some Shakespeareana

2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Venus Verticordia

3rd - Tony Crafter with:
Memphis Tennessee

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