Anagrammy Placegetters for December 2007
All the highly-placed anagrams from the December 2007 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Breast implant surgery ~
puts my set in larger bra.
2nd - Adie Pena with:
Kissing under the mistletoe =
Men sure do like this setting.
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
A personal identification number =
I slip card in an ATM unit before one!
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Adie Pena with:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... =
Images of winter amid this charm.
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
The Charles Dickens novel Oliver Twist =
Child larcenist loves thieves' network!
3rd - View with:
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" =
The children each try a lot of cacao!
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
Born on a Christmas Day =
Mary's son had not a crib.
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Ms Bhutto's ~
tomb shuts.
3rd - Adie Pena with:
Bhutto assassinated =
Sadness is about that.
THE PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Adie Pena with:
The surrealist painter Salvador Dali =
This Spaniard altered visual art lore.
2nd - Galen Fott with:
Charles Lutwidge Dodgson =
L.C. was odd; he got girls nude.
3rd - View with:
President Omar Al-Bashir =
P.S. Arab is a modern Hitler
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
Princess Cruises =
Scenic surprises!
2nd - Ellie Dent with:
United Nations Climate Change Conference =
It meets, and can Gore influence it? No chance.
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Canary Islands ~
certainly has sand!
THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
The fool hath said in his heart, "There is no God." (The Psalms) =
Ah, The Good Lord is not harsh; He pities the faithless man.
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
Vladimir Putin is named Time Magazine's "Person of the Year" =
Media lionized him: repugnant, fearsome, impassive tyrant.
3rd - Adie Pena with:
But why are you still running everyday? A handful of experts say that sex and laughter are perfectly good for your heart. ~
Except when your lady partner's found laughing at your severe fat body during sex. Hey, that's really fatal for your heart!
THE ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY
1st - Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Were there nails in the wood of the manger?
Did a thorn put the baby in danger?
Take your peace while you can,
Who is born Son of Man.
Sleep for now, the betrayal comes later
=
Aria on a pure rose
O, peace! Once a woman so mild
Who by gentlemen kept undefiled
With no inn for a rent
To a rear stable went
Where, they say, she brought forth a boy child!
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Were there nails in the wood of the manger?
Did a thorn put the baby in danger?
Take your peace while you can,
Who is born Son of Man.
Sleep for now, the betrayal comes later.
=
Ah, now is the time for feeling good cheer!
Eat a turkey, alone, had with one pint of beer,
No Bush and no Brown
To let a soul down;
Celebrate! Merry Christmas - a Happy New Year!
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Were there nails in the wood of the manger?
Did a thorn put the baby in danger?
Take your peace while you can,
Who is born Son of Man.
Sleep for now, the betrayal comes later.
=
On the twenty fifth day in December,
We Europeans should all try to remember,
That poor boy who was born,
A genuine wee capricorn,
Had one holiest king alone as a father.
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
The matron at a large hospital answered a phone call in her office.
"Would you tell me how Seamus O'Burns is getting on in ward two?" asked the caller.
"Seamus O'Burns?" repeated the matron, consulting her notes. "Yes, he had his operation yesterday, but I believe it all went very well and that he will probably be coming out in two days or so. Who is this speaking?"
"It's Seamus O'Burns in ward two. They don't tell you anything down here!"
=
Two Indian doctors were having a heated argument in a hospital lobby. "Well, I say it's W-H-O-O-M," said one.
"Well, I say it's W-H-O-O-M-B," challenged the other one.
A passing nurse heard them. "Sorry, but you're both completely wrong," she said. "It's actually spelt W-O-M-B."
"Thanks, nurse," said one, "but we will settle the argument ourselves; anyhow, we really don't think you're in a position to describe the sound of an elephant farting under water!"
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
Confirm Facebook Account Deactivation: Please let us know why you are deactivating. (required)
* I don't find Facebook useful.
* I need to fix something in my account.
* I have another Facebook account.
* I receive too many emails from Facebook.
* I don't feel safe on the site.
* I spend too much time using Facebook.
* This is temporary. I'll be back.
* Facebook is resulting in social drama for me.
* Other
=
Please let us know why you are taking a break from the Anagrammy Forum:
* I am too addicted.
* I need to spend time doing other things.
* I like choice. (Click? No!)
* I cannot beat Mey. I'm a novice.
* The office computer is broken.
* I can't stand the effect of rude curses on me. ("You fuck off!")
* I have a social life, a beau.
* Serious coercion from Vatican officials.
(Booo! Boooo!)
* It's Advent! Next Question?
I'll be back!
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Happy, happy Christmas
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Night Before Christmas
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Death Is Nothing At All
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Hope is the thing...
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Having a sex-change operation =
Oh, a penis-to-vagina exchanger.
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Vaginal smells threaten ~
the travelling salesman!
3rd - Adie Pena with:
Shaved her pubic hair =
Ah! Deprive a rich bush!
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