When that turkey touches the table,
Say a prayer for troops in Iraq,
And that child who hasn't a father,
The cost? He cannot come back.

That phony war is so childish,
Its assaults have killed many friends,
So if our damn politicians had purpose,
Such hellish stalemates could end.

A War

Bush ain't nothing but a war beast
Lyin' all the time
Bush ain't nothing but a war beast
Lyin' all the times
He's waging a war today
And he ain't any friend of mine

Aye, you thought you could convince us
With all those nasty lies
Aye, you thought you could convince us
With all your dirty lies
You attained a jaded jihad
and ain't a friend of mine

Nowadays,
Global allies whine and disobey,
So, the campaign is in disarray,
But I persevere, anyway.

Nowadays,
Heathens denounce my thuggery,
I need somewhere to get away,
So yes, I better get a holiday.

Why they
Stay so long,
no-one knows, I refuse to say,
Dad waged
Desert Storm, and I shall have my own heyday.

Nowadays,
We need an end to the disloyalty,
I see you hate the ideology?
Your breakaway is the giveaway.

Why they
Stay so long,
no-one knows, I refuse to say,
Dad waged
Desert Storm, and I shall have my own heyday.

Self-righteously,
I herd the troops to die heroically,
Despite advice from those who counsel me,
I battle on, vehemently.

The Neighbor of the Beast.

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In my wee house, I lived in peace,
Until those jerks moved in next door, and shacked up next to me.

They smashed my fence, and kicked my cats,
Their damn kids mimicked me, those selfish, witless brats.

They sit outside and drink stale booze,
With flash fake tans and lame tattoos.

At the weekends they brawl and wail,
As that deranged jackass always ends up in jail.

--

On my grass, their dog unloads its ass,
Scrawny unwashed mutt, I want to kick it's butt.
But if I do, rebuff it with a shoe,
That caveman next door will start a crazy war.


Six six eight; the neighbor of the beast
Those trolls next door are giving me no peace.

They're always smashed, mammalian white trash,
Common criminals, and a swarm of animals.
They swear and curse, or do stuff even worse
They're just unneighborly, The ASBO Family.

Six six eight; the neighbor of the beast
Out on bail, my nemesis released.

This must now cease, time to tell the police,
Called nine nine nine, just in time.
As we guessed, another dumb arrest,
More daft fines for their ruthless crimes.

Six six eight; the neighbor of the beast
At Six six eight Midsomer Murders Street,

--

I'm fighting back, with Neighborhood Watch
I'll buy a USB webcam for my porch.
I'll be real smart, and I will survive,
I'll sit and wait and reinforcements will arrive.

Get your champagne on ice
Get your party dress on,
Don't think twice
'cause soon he'll be gone.
George W Bush is comin' out soon.

We would say he's a twit
A nutty lunatic too
Uncanny. Vastly unfit.
Frankly not got a clue.
George W Bush is comin' out soon.

Today we want to oust a tyrant,
We don't want to delay,
We want him out at this instant,
Its party time once he's away!

Get some bubbly on ice,
Stick a tacky frock on,
Don't think twice,
'cause soon he'll be gone.
George W Bush is comin' out soon.
George W Bush is comin' out soon.

Restless rabbits bounce
towards that fresh fragrant grass --
Hayfield, thought my pen.

Young crafty badgers --
Tasting fresh breaths, the woods shrubs.
Rainfall patters them.