Anagrammy Placegetters for July 2008
All the highly-placed anagrams from the July 2008 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Macro lens =
Closer, man!
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Actors and actresses =
Consecrated as stars.
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Rat bites in arms =
Transmit rabies.
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
John Keats 'Ode On A Grecian Urn' ~
hooks reader on an ancient jug!
2nd - Ellie Dent with:
Claude Monet's 'Sunrise' =
Created luminousness.
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The novel "Treasure Island" =
One sea adventure thrills!
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Scott Gardner with:
American Independence Day =
Many earned a needed picnic
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The administration of George W. Bush =
No other ideas but "fighting some war"...
Eq3rd - Adrian Hickford with:
Blasphemies of ~
female bishops.
Eq3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Those Iranian missiles =
Israeli's name is on this
THE PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Lead singer Kurt D. Cobain =
Rocker died in a gun blast.
2nd - David Bourke with:
The tennis player Rafael Nadal =
A really neat Spain left-hander!
3rd - Scott Gardner with:
Italian Renaissance painter Michelangelo =
Ornamental ceiling area in a Sistine Chapel
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Rosie Perera with:
The National Candida Society =
A client had a yeast condition.
2nd - Ed Pegg Jr with:
Gravitational Lens =
Stellar navigation.
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
The Canon EOS Digital Camera =
And isn't each image clear, too!
THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The Democrat Senator Barack H. Obama versus the Republican Senator John McCain =
So the American voters must hand a Bush job to a black charmer or an ancient creep.
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI celebrates Mass in Australia =
His plan is: praise, console, and liberate the sex abuse victims.
3rd - Dharam Khalsa with:
The woman told her husband, "I'm like a fine wine or cheddar cheese...I'll get better with age."
=
He thought, deliberated the marriage, locked his wife down in the basement wine cellar.
THE ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
As a courtesy to the next customer, may we suggest that you use your towel to wipe off the wash basin. Thank you.
=
To that fat guy by the exit: We must ask you not to use the WCs, as your unwelcome arse is way too huge for the pans!
2nd - Larry Brash with:
As a courtesy to the next customer, may we suggest that you use your towel to wipe off the wash basin. Thank you. =
Next, we want you to wipe the bowl that you use of any faeces marks you cause as they might gross others out. Tut!
3rd - Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
As a courtesy to the next customer, may we suggest that you use your towel to wipe off the wash basin. Thank you. =
So as you may go when the potty feels extra wet, fussy woman, use without your buttocks area touching the seat
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
When I went to lunch today, I noticed a little old lady sitting on a bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked what was the matter. She said, "I have a 25 year-old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, toast, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Well! Now, why are you crying?"
She said, "He does me homemade soup for lunch and my favourite brownies and then makes love to me all the afternoon.
I said, "Then, just why are you crying?"
She said, "For dinner he cooks me a gourmet meal with red wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2 a.m."
I said, "Well, why on earth would you be crying?"
She said, "I can't remember where I live!"=
Two elderly widows had been friends for many years. Over the years they had shared all kinds of adventures, reminiscences and hardships. But recently, their activities had diminished to meeting up once a week to play cards.
One day, they were commencing a game of whist when one woman looked at the other and said sheepishly, "Now look, don't get mad at me... we have been chums for a long time - some 52 years I believe - but no way can I think of your name! I've thought and I've thought, and it's useless - I just cannot remember. I know I am a dummy, but please tell me what your name is."
Her friend glared at her. For a full 2 minutes she stared and glared. Finally she said, "How soon do you have to know?"
2nd - Dharam Khalsa with:
Fear of Flying
A plane took off from an airport in New York and steadily climbed. After it had reached its comfortably high cruising altitude, the captain made a typical announcement out over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 93, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. I see the weather ahead is good and we should have a fairly smooth and uneventful flight. Now lean back and re..."
"OH MY GOD!" he yelled.
~
A shivery silence followed, a child bawled, and after a long time that seemed like forever, the captain came back over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm so sorry if I frightened you earlier. During the time I was talking, Donna, a new on-board flight attendant, accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A grumpy man using the phone far away in row 39 groaned, "No, that's nothing. You should look at the back of mine!"
3rd - Adie Pena with:
The Musee du Louvre in Paris, France is one of the world's most visited art museums, a historic monument, and a national symbol. The collection has some 34 thousand priceless pieces.
On the Right Bank and between the Seine River and the Rue de Rivoli, the Louvre is slightly askew of a long architectural straightaway that cuts through the heart of Paris.
=
The merciless French villain passes the museum security, steals their 4 terrific art pieces, and gets to his van.
But he is captured 3 short corners away when he runs out of vital millilitres of value-added petrol.
How can one make a blatant, childish error?
"Monsieur, that is the reason. I had nothing Toulouse with no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
An anagram crossword puzzle.
2nd - Adie Pena with:
The New Colossus
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
I want her tits ~
in a wet t-shirt.
2nd - Adie Pena with:
Stretch teats to win ~
a wet t-shirt contest!
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Braless teenagers =
Large breasts seen.
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