COME OUT, MR. TWO-TIME- LOSER TERRORIST!
Lot of words totally remembered by George W. Bush.

Where is he?
Where can old Bin Laden be?
Is he in a cave or down a well,
Or up some olive tree?

Where's that man?
Is he in Afghanistan?
In some gloomy valley in a tent,
Amongst the Taliban?

Who can know where he may hide,
Is he on some camel ride?
Is he like a feline with nine lives?
Does he have twenty wives?
Where, where is he?

No-one knows if he lives still
Wow! Are those videos for real?
Or some tatty family home-movie
Edited effectively;
Where, where is he?

SO WISELY, I BUY THE GIRL DIAMONDS
Wrinkly Mick

I sing with the Stones yet this tune is by Lennon,
A writer for whom I've a healthy respect,
Now he is dead, yes, yet I am still rollin',
A wrinkly rock-god of sex.

Girls still lust for me, yet not for the wealth,
Leastwise it's what they all say,
So what happens when I lose my wow-appeal,
When it goes ...?

{REFRAIN}
Lucky I can buy the girl diamonds
Lucky I can buy the girl diamonds
Lucky I can buy the girl diamonds
Hee...He...

Follow her down to the Tiffany counter
To fish out the dosh while she picks out a stone
Everyone smiles as you pass the display stands
With prices that cause you to groan.
Newspaper writers appear in the store
Eager to eye your new maiden,
Dash out the back-door and into a car
And you're gone.

{REFRAIN}
Lucky I can buy the girl diamonds...
Hee... He...

Followed and worshipped in towns that I visit
I bed any young girl when I so require
Someone says, "Hey, take a look in the mirror,"
Aw shit, I look wrinkled and tired.

{REFRAIN}
Lucky I can buy the girl diamonds...
Hee... He...

Life is nature! Nature's soul!
Vital; restless; passing;
And if its wonder thee forget,
Look out the door at that sunset!

Having hatched Caesar's past murder, the guilt-filled Roman, Antony, voices the horrible foreboding that war shall follow.

CONNECT WITH ME!
A boogie by
Gordon 'Honesty' Brown

If you feel some doubt, thinking I lack clout,
Take it from a Scot,
I'm the best you've got,
If you need me then you must help me fight the fight,
Tell me if I'm doin' wrong, if I'm doin' right.
If I feel alone when voters all have flown,
Here's a humble plea
Take a chance on me;
Gonna do my very best to obtain your trust,
Keep you on your feet, aye aye, not let you go bust.

Take a chance on me
(Gee, be thankful I am not oily A.Blair)
Aye, take a chance on me.

We can go far and we can gain power, between us, if together,
Gain a new image, treasure the hour, aye things can get better!
'Cause you know I've got
So much I wanna do, pay off loans overdue,
Like magic,
Don't make me flee, I'm bound
To turn my nation around,
Aye, I think you know,
Ye can't let me go.

If you change your mind, I'm the man in line,
Take it from a Scot,
I'm the best you've got,
If you need me then you must help me fight the fight,
Tell me if I'm doin' wrong, if I'm doin' right.
If I feel alone when voters all have flown,
Here's a humble plea,
Take a chance on me,
Gonna do my very best to obtain your trust,
Keep you on your feet, aye aye, not let you go bust.

Take a chance on me
(Gee, be thankful I am not idiot A.Blair)
Aye, take a chance on me.

You can take your time, show me
That you want to know me, yes see I am bubbly,
See I'm not broody, weak, mean or moody, agree I am lovely,
I wanna tell you that
My nerve is strong enough, to abide when things get tough,
I'm magic;
You say I'm a waste of space but baby it ain't the case,
Aye, I think you know,
Ye won't let me go.

I may be a Jock, but I really rock,
And at least I care,
Not like Tony Blair,
I'm agile as hell, tho' I look flabby
I am neat as well, tho' I look shabby.
If I feel alone, and my voters all have flown,
Here's a humble plea,
Take a chance on me,
Gonna do my very best, with efficiency
If you take a chance and connect with me.
(Aye connect, aye connect, aye connect to me).

A-ba na na na naa, a-ba na na na naa,
Choose efficiency
And connect with me,
Gonna do my very best to unite my flock,
To go forth again, not turnin' back the clock.
(Aye connect, aye connect, aye connect to me)

A-ba ba na na naa, a-ba na na na naa,
ba-ba.
Let your heart beat free
And connect to me