Anagrammy Placegetters for October 2011
All the highly-placed anagrams from the October 2011 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Laughter is the best medicine =
In this bad time, glee's the cure.
2nd - nedesto with:
Children tug on ~
underclothing.
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
The psychiatrist's couch =
Chat... it cures this psycho.
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The Disney animated movie version of 'Snow White' =
I'm inside a home with seven tiny one-foot dwarves!
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Michelangelo Buonarroti's 'The Creation of Eve'. =
A theme to honorable virtue on a ceiling fresco.
3rd - Harshal M. with:
"And now for something completely different" =
So, I reflected wit of Python men from England.
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Apple founder Steve Jobs has died =
Dad's leftover iPhone just shed a beep.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Libyan leader Gaddafi =
Failed Arab lying dead.
3rd - Adie Pena with:
Lots of the best beer, I reckon, at ~
the Oktoberfest celebrations.
THE PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY
1st - David Bourke with:
The former Libyan dictator, Colonel Gaddafi =
Cold, methodical...a great friend of Tony Blair.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Ed Pegg Jr with:
iPhones ~
in E-shop.
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
National Fitness Day ~
is not an idle fantasy.
3rd - Ivan Andonov with:
The Potsdam Conference =
Second pact of three men.
THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Women before going out:
- Wear dress.
- Find shoes that match it.
- Tease hair for hours.
- Change dress.
- Change shoes.
- Apply lipstick. =
Men getting ready:
- Fish a good shirt or socks out of a hamper and scrape the stains, where possible.
- Change clothes.
- Rush wife.
2nd - Harshal M. with:
Ten whole years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope with us. =
But the shady deaths swing - now we have no enjoyable jobs, cash, or hope.
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
There are two types of lawyer - those who know the law and those who know the judge. =
What a joke!
Whether wealthy or honest pay fee, we shouldn't kowtow to greed shown.
THE ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
"Since we are intelligent human beings living in the twenty first century ~
we must invent renewable things, recycling until that energy is infinite."
2nd - nedesto with:
"Since we are intelligent human beings living in the twenty first century ~
we tweet inanely trifling cliches but, in sum, never anything interesting."
3rd - Ellie Dent with:
"Since we are intelligent human beings living in the twenty first century ~
we believe in ancient truth... yet see cunning men still fight in trying wars."
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
A bunch of cinematic citations taken from AFI's list of the top one-hundred and presented in random order:
1. "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."
2. "We'll always have Paris."
3. "I see dead people."
4. "I am big! It's the pictures that got small."
5. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
6. "Stella! Stella!"
7. "E.T. phone home."
8. "You can't handle the truth!"
9. "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."
10. "Rosebud."
11. "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
12. "I'll have what she's having."
13. "Bond. James Bond."
14. "After all, tomorrow is another day!"
15. "I feel the need - the need for speed!"
16. "What we've got here is failure to communicate."
17. "If you build it, he will come."
18. "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
19. "Show me the money!"
20. "Well, nobody's perfect."
=
The movies they are from, along with notes:
1. Bette Davis, "All About Eve".
2. Humphrey Bogart, "Casablanca".
3. Whispered to Bruce Willis in "The Sixth Sense"
4. 'Norma Desmond', "Sunset Blvd."
5. From the Coppola feature film "Apocalypse Now".
6. A name shouted in "A Streetcar Named Desire".
7. A toy puppet says that to a boy in "E.T."
8. Screamed at Tom Cruise in "A Few Good Men".
9. Robin Williams, "Dead Poets Society".
10. Orson Welles, "Citizen Kane".
11. The mafia team motto in "The Godfather".
12. The line of a female diner in "When Harry Met Sally".
13. First uttered in "Dr. No".
14. Vivien Leigh, "Gone With the Wind".
15. 'Goose' and 'Maverick', "Top Gun".
16. The line of the abusive guy in "Cool Hand Luke".
17. The idea obeyed in "Field of Dreams".
18. 'Hannibal Lecter', "The Silence of the Lambs".
19. The famous "Jerry Maguire" catchphrase.
20. The last line of "Some Like It Hot".
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
My wife Keeley discovered that our dog Bobby (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took him to the vet.
The vet examined him and found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both Bobby's ears, and he could then hear just fine.
The vet then advised Keeley that, if she wanted to keep this from ever happening again, she should go to up the town's chemist and buy some "Nair" hair remover and rub this in Bobby's ears twice a month.
Keeley then went to the store and bought the "Nair" hair remover. At the cash register, the pharmacist advised her, "Now, if you intend using this under your arms, do not use deodorants for two days or so."
Keeley said, "I will not be using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "Well, if you intend putting it on your legs, do not use any skin lotions for a couple of days."
Keeley replied, "Well, I'm not using it on the legs either. If you must know, I'm going to use it on my Schnauzer."
"Oh..." The pharmacist said, "Well in that case stay off your bicycle for a week."
=
A convict broke into a house to look for money and to procure a gun. Instead, he found a couple upstairs in bed.
He ordered the guy out of bed and tied him to a chair.
Whilst tying the wife to the bed the convict straddled her and nuzzled her neck, then arose and promptly went to the bathroom.
While he was in there, the husband whispered to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, probably a murderer. Look at his clothes! He's no doubt spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a female for years. I saw him kiss your neck. If he attempts sex, don't resist or complain - do as he tells you, whatever. Satisfy him, no matter if it nauseates you. The guy is obviously very dangerous," he added. "If the big brute gets angry, he'll murder us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'
The wife retorted: "He wasn't kissing my neck; he was murmuring something in my ear. He told me he's gay, thinks you are rather cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom... Be strong honey, I love you."
3rd - Adie Pena with:
AMERICA'S MOST GLUTTONOUS CITIES*
20. San Bernardino, CA
19. Riverside, CA
18. Oakland
17. Santa Clara, CA
16. San Francisco
15. Los Angeles
14. Austin, TX
13. Orlando, FL
12. San Antonio
11. Sacramento, CA
10. Philadelphia
9. San Diego
8. Chicago
7. Columbus, OH
6. Las Vegas
5. Miami
4. Houston
3. Dallas
2. Detroit
1. New York City
=
OUR NATION'S TRADITIONAL DAILY DIET
20. Pancake
19. Waffle
18. Oat Bran Mix
17. English Scones
16. Doughnuts
15. Avocado
14. Mango
13. Corn
12. Onion Rings
11. Bottled Sauerkraut
10. Italian Ragout
9. Hash
8. Spam
7. Consomme
6. Asian Salad
5. Lay's
4. Chocolate Raisins
3. Desserts
2. Vanilla Ice Cream
1. Classic Coca-Cola
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Harshal M. with:
Clair de Lune
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Email On Behalf Of The Queen
3rd - nedesto with:
All Along The Watchtower
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
His huge dong =
God, he is HUNG!
2nd - View with:
Emasculation =
Cut one salami.
eq3rd - David Bourke with:
Cheap flat-packed furniture =
A "carpenter" half fucked it up!
eq3rd - Tony Crafter with:
"Yes, solo wanking in musty elevators ~
is wrong on so many levels," I state. "Yuk!"
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