Anagrammy Award Winners - 2015
Here are all the winners of Anagrammy Awards in 2015. All
anagrams have been checked for accuracy by the Anagrammy Checker.
[January] [February] [March]
[April] [May] [June]
[July] [August] [September]
[October] [November] [December]
January 2015
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Adie Pena with:
Dangerous obesity =
One boy's sugar diet. - 2nd place:
Christopher Sturdy with:
The religious fanatics =
Cause I fight is not real. - 3rd place:
Rosie Perera with: The religious fanatics~
fight tenacious Israel.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Jason Lofts with:
Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards =
Shrill geriatric into drugs takes no shit. - Topical Category:
Rosie Perera with:
Mitt Romney bows out =
Bye to U.S. Mormon twit. - People's Name Category:
Jason Lofts with:
Codebreaker Alan Mathison Turing =
So that rare brain unlocked Enigma. - Other Name Category:
Adie Pena with:
United States of America =
Can't our team defeat ISIS? - Medium Length Category:
Nedesto with:
AFI's list of top five greatest movies of all time:
1. Lawrence of Arabia
2. Ben-Hur
3. Schindler's List
4. Gone with the Wind
5. Spartacus
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1. That epic O'Toole war film
2. Heston wins this race
3. Neeson tends after lives
4. Civil War affair befits Gable
5. Douglas triumphs - Anagrammy Challenge Category:
Tony Crafter with:
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." - James Thurber =
I love my dog for he is one loyal pet; a finer trait that few human beings have. Cats, however, are born evil - it isn't just my view... ask any bird! - Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Fergus in a steaming rage with a packed suitcase in his hand.
"What's happened Fergus?" she asks anxiously.
"What's happened? Oi'll tell ya what's happened. Oi sent an E-mail to me wife telling her that I was comin' home today from me fishin' trip. I got back... and guess what oi found? I found your daughter, me wife Bridget, naked with Paddy O'Toole in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, it's the end of our marriage. I'm done! I'm leavin' her forever!"
"Oh, calm down, Fergus," chides his mother-in-law. "There is somethin' very odd going on here. Bridget would never do such a thing! There has to be an explanation. I'll speak to her immediately and find out what happened."
Minutes later, the mother-in-law comes back in with a big smile on her face. "Hey it's OK, Fergus, I told ya there must be a simple explanation didn't I?… She never got your E-mail!"
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After living in the same remote countryside of Ireland all his life, Liam, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin.
In one of the many shops, he picked up a wall-mirror and looked in it. Never having seen a mirror before, Liam was extremely surprised at the image he saw staring back at him. 'Wow! How about that?' he exclaimed, 'It's only a picture of me Poppa! Gee, dat's awesome!'
And so, thinking it really was a picture of his pa, he purchased the mirror. But on the way home Liam remembered his wife Mona didn't like his father, so he hung it up in the shed, and every morning before leaving to go fishing, he would have a look at it. Liam's wife began to get suspicious of his many trips to the shed. So, one day after he'd left, she went there and found the new mirror hanging up.
Mona looked into the glass and fumed with anger: 'Ha!' she exploded, 'So that's the ugly bitch he's running around with!' =
- Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place:
Jason Lofts with:
Send in the Clowns - 2nd place:
Dharam Khalsa with:
From The British Soldier by Rudyard Kipling: - 3rd place:
Adie Pena with:
POKING WITH STICKS (A POEM FOR CHARLIE HEBDO) /li>
- 1st place:
- Rude Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
Exploring a cute snatch =
Graphic sexual content. - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Maurice Goddard with:
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." - James Thurber =
Mongrel I have is this
Affable chum,
Now a joy!
SIT! Give a paw!
Bark
Ever obeys
STAY!
Tenth treat!
FIND!
RUN!
I love him
Ever! Yet trial is;
NO!!!
DOWN!!!
List of all nominated
anagrams for January 2015
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[April] [May] [June]
[July] [August] [September]
[October] [November] [December]
February 2015
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Julian Lofts with:
The cardiac surgeon =
A heart-rescuing doc! - 2nd place:
Ellie Dent with:
Rain, sleet, hail and snow =
Had all in winter season. - 3rd place:
David Bourke with:
What was life really like in Medieval England?=
All feast well, drinking heavily. Ale, wine, mead...
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Tony Crafter with:
The motion picture 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' =
Arty fetish topic might offend our eyes? - Topical Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
Caliphate doing evil =
A chilling videotape. - People's Name Category:
David Bourke with:
Late actor Leonard Simon Nimoy ('Spock' in Star Trek) =
In control, lacks emotions, trademark pointy ears! - Other Name Category:
Adie Pena with:
Neverland Ranch, California ‡
A clean nirvana for children. - Medium Length Category:
Tony Crafter with:
Woman (by bus stop with son, 5 years old):
“When the bus comes, tell the driver you are 4
"I'm five though!”
"I know; but if we say you are four
~
I won't have to pay your fare."
The bus comes in.
Driver asks: “Um... how old are you?”
Boy mutters: “4.”
“When will you be 5?”
“When I get off this bus.” - Anagrammy Challenge Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them." - William Shakespeare =
I argue some have rare prime genes, whereas some have basic rotten genes, and all make thrusts to pass them on. - Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
A group of pensioners were sitting discussing their ailments in a Starbucks cafe.
"My arms have become so shaky that I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know what you mean," observed another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee."
"Gosh, I can't even mark the X on my ballot form at an election because my twisted hands are so crippled," sighed a third.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't quite hear you," shouted one elderly lady.
"I struggle to turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said another, to which several nodded wryly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me really light-headed!" exclaimed another old soul.
"I forget who I am, where I am and where I'm going," added another.
"I guess that is the price we pay for getting old," groaned an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others quietly nodded their agreement.
"Oh well, count your blessings," said a woman cheerfully.
"Thank God we can all still drive."
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Malcolm Clarke is ninety years old and has played golf every day since retiring a quarter of a century ago.
One day he arrives home looking particularly downcast.
"Frances, I'm giving up golf," Malcolm moans to his wife. "My eyes are now so bad that once I've hit the ball I can't see where it went."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she remarks, "Look, why don't you take my brother Claude along and give it one more go."
"That's no good," groans the exasperated Malcolm, "old Claude is a hundred and three. He can't help."
"Claude may be a hundred and three," says his wife, "but his eyesight is in perfect order."
So the next day Malcolm goes to the golf course with brother-in-law Claude.
He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway.
Then he turns to Claude and asks, "Did you see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replies his brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go then?" asks Malcolm.
"Er... I don't remember." - Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place: with:
Tony Crafter
JABBERWOCKY By Lewis Carroll - 2nd place: Adie Pena with:
SHADES OF GRAY - 3rd place:Jesse Frankovich with:
A limerick with an acrostic.
- 1st place: with:
- Rude Category: (tie)
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Ivan Andonov with:
The President of Russia =
Federation's Super Shit. - David Bourke with:Fifty Shades of Grey 'Come Alive Pleasure Gel for Her' =
Gets her off very easily - a full, deep, fierce orgasm - "OH!".
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Ivan Andonov with:
Rosie Perera with:
Bathroom selfie =
This bare fool: me.
List of all nominated
anagrams for February 2015
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[July] [August] [September]
[October] [November] [December]
March 2015
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Jesse Frankovich with:
The cigar consumer = Cancer sure got him.
- 2nd place:
Tony Crafter with:
Fragrant diffuser sprays for use in the home =
Guy freshens up his room after a friend farts! - 3rd place (tie):
- Rick Rothstein with: Presidential pardon =
Depart prison in deal.
- Dharam Khalsa with: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? =
We said, "Only one, but she'll tighten it backwards." Boom!
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Tony Crafter with:
Tony Blair's autobiography 'A Journey' =
'Our Years in a Top Job' by a lying author. - Topical Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
Senate Republicans =
True incapableness - People's Name Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
Author Christopher E. Hitchens =
Atheist hero; he isn't pro-church. - Other Name Category:
Tony Crafter with:
The Presidential White House, Washington DC, America =
This residence has a man with huge power located in it. - Medium Length Category:
Tony Crafter with:
Paddy: "Oi found dis posh new Cartier pen, is it yours, Magrath?"
Magrath: "Oi don't know yet, show me it."
~
tries out the pen) "Yep, it is moin for sure."
Paddy: "How do ya know?"
Magrath: "Cos dat's moi handwriting!"
- Anagrammy Challenge Category:
Tony Crafter with:
"I think wearable technology is becoming increasingly popular these days because..."=
Designer ethics say so. Call me a puny technophobe but I like wearing only basic gear. - Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
HAVING THE LAST LAUGH
I went into a supermarket today for literally five or six minutes. When I came back out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Hey, pal, why not be reasonable and give a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing. So I called him a bigoted, pencil-necked Nazi stormtrooper. He glared at me and began writing another ticket for worn tyres!
So I asked him if his psychiatrist always makes him lie face down on the couch because he's so pug-ugly.
He finished the second ticket and slapped it on the windscreen alongside the first. Then he began to write out a third one!
This went on until he had slapped a total of five tickets on the windscreen... the more insults I fired off, the more he wrote.
But hey, I wasn't overly bothered. My car was parked around the corner.
=
HAVING THE LAST WORD
A sales rep, an administration clerk and their manager were walking to lunch when they found a discarded oil lamp in the street.
The clerk picked it up, rubbed it and a genie spirit came out in a puff of smoke. The genie said, "I'm permitted to grant you three wishes, so I will give you one choice each."
"Me first!" cried the clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Then, poof! He was gone.
"Me next!" cried the rep. "I'd like to be in Hawaii, dancing on the beach with an endless supply of cocktails, and surrounded by dozens of stunning chicks attending to my every need." Poof! He was gone.
"Ok, now it's your turn," the genie said to their manager. The man replied, "Right, I want those two back at work after lunch."
The moral of the story is: Always let your boss have the first say. - Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place:Tony Crafter with:
A STRANGE WILD SONG by Lewis Carroll - 2nd place:Adie Pena with:
PART TWO: NATURE - 3rd place:Jesse Frankovich with:
KISS ME, I'M IRISH
Gaelic Storm
- 1st place:Tony Crafter with:
- Rude Category:
Tony Crafter with:
Erections in sleep =
Penile secretions. - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Christopher Sturdy with:
Happy scorer ~
pops a cherry.
List of all nominated
anagrams for March 2015
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[April] [May] [June]
[July] [August] [September]
[October] [November] [December]
April 2015
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Jesse Frankovich with:
Fine print at the bottom =
Often the important bit! - 2nd place:
David Bourke with:
It's very plain to see ~
I.S. are violent types. - 3rd place:
Adie Pena with:
Disneyland theme park =
Damn kids a-plenty here!
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Tony Crafter with:
The Picture of Dorian Gray' by Oscar Wilde =
How incredibly your portrait's face aged! - Topical Category:
Rick Rothstein with:
Iran's nuclear program =
An alarming precursor. - People's Name Category:
Scott Gardner with:
Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch =
That much-noted romantic BBC celebrity. - Other Name Category:
Julian Lofts with:
The Shroud of Turin =
Undershirt of Thou. - Medium Length Category:
Scott Gardner with:
The top five villains of all time:
1. Dr. Hannibal Lecter
2. Norman Bates
3. Darth Vader
4. The Wicked Witch of the West
5. Nurse Ratched
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1. Silence of the Lambs
2. Tend hotel in Alfred Hitchcock film
3. Star Wars dad
4. Hero threw water vat at her
5. Punitive, bent, and evil - Anagrammy Challenge Category:
Adie Pena with:
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams
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Female College Prof: "The idiots in the room may stand up."
Tom stands up.
"Why on one's feet?" Prof mocks Tom, "I'd keep it!"
A giggling Tom comments, "I hate to see you all alone." - Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
A woman was being interviewed by a judge regarding her pending divorce.
"So, what are the grounds for this divorce?" he asked her.
She replied, "About two acres, and a nice little bungalow in the middle of the property, with a stream trickling by."
"No," he said, "I meant, what's the foundation of this case?"
"Well, I think it's made of concrete, bricks and mortar."
"No," he tutted, "I meant what are your relations like?"
"They're nice people. Matter of fact, my aunt and uncle live here in the town, as do my in-laws."
"Madam," he said, becoming somewhat frustrated, "do you have a proper grudge?"
"No," she replied. "We've got a two-car carport, so we don't really need one."
"Please," he attempted once more; "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Well, both my son and my daughter have hi-fi systems. We don't necessarily like their taste in music, but the short answer to your question is yes."
"Hmm... Tell me, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she replied, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge groaned, "Look, madam, tell me something - why do you want this divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want the divorce," she replied. "It's my husband who wants it. He says he can't communicate with me!"
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A couple in their nineties were having problems remembering. During a medical check-up, the doctor told them they were quite okay physically, but they may need to start writing things down to help them remember...
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair. 'Do you need anything while I'm out in the kitchen?' he asked.
'Yes; can I have a bowl of vanilla ice cream, please?' said his wife
'Sure.'
'Er, don't you think you should just jot it down so you can remember it?' she ventured.
'No, it's not necessary, I can remember it.'
'Can you add some strawberries too? Maybe you should write it down, so you don't forget?'
'I won't forget," he assured her, "You want vanilla ice cream and strawberries.'
'Yes, and I'd also like some whipped cream, please. I am sure you'll forget that, write it down.'
'Hey, I do not need to write it down!' he snapped testily. 'I remember everything you said! Vanilla ice cream with some strawberries and whipped cream - I've got it, for goodness sake!' Then he wandered out to the kitchen.
The old man eventually returned after half-an-hour and handed his wife a plate of sausage, bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said...
"Where's my toast". =
- Special Category:
List of all nominated anagrams for April 2015
- 1st place:Jesse Frankovich with:
A Timely Sonnet. - 2nd place:Adie Pena with:
To celebrate Earth Day (April 22, 2015), Edna St. Vincent Millay's poem THE SPRING AND THE FALL is anagrammed. - 3rd place:Tony Crafter with:
10 TRICKS TO APPEAR SMART AT BUSINESS MEETINGS
- 1st place:Jesse Frankovich with:
- Rude Category:
Scott Gardner with:
The professional courtesan =
A coitus-for-sale person, then? - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Dharam Khalsa with:
These are the Seven Deadly Sins:
1. Lust
2. Gluttony
3. Greed
4. Sloth
5. Wrath
6. Envy
7. Pride
=
1. Perverse
2. Dines unsated
3. Tight
4. Slovenly
5. Lethal hate
6. Dyed green
7. Showy strut
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May 2015
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Rob Bretveld with:
Deceptive subliminal advertising =
Tempted via crude invisible signal. - 2nd place:
Dharam Khalsa with:
1. Red
2. Orange
3. Yellow
4. Green
5. Blue
6. Indigo
7. Violet=
1. Old wine
2. Tiger
3. Gold
4. Vine
5. Our eye
6. Noble
7. Regal - 3rd place (tie):
Jesse Frankovich with:
The nuclear Armageddon=
Human race led to danger.
View with:
Police brutality =
Reality to public.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Tony Crafter with:
The Harry Potter Series of novels by JK Rowling =
The seven works really bringprofitsjoy to her! - Topical Category:
Adie Pena with:
Police brutality in America =
I ruin a place -- Baltimore City! - People's Name Category:
David Bourke with:
The U.S. singer Taylor Alison Swift=
So irritating, no style...she's awful! - Other Name Category:
Adie Pena with:
The San Andreas Fault, California=
All found it isn't a safe ranch area. - Medium Length Category:
Dharam Khalsa with:
The Seven Dwarfs:
1. Bashful
2. Doc
3. Dopey
4. Grumpy
5. Happy
6. Sleepy
7. Sneezy
=
1. Very shy
2. Wore specs
3. Dazed
4. Huffy ploy
5. Upbeat
6. Needs naps
7. Phlegmy - Anagrammy Challenge Category:
David Bourke with:
=
- Long Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
THE UNITED STATES
1. Alabama
2. Alaska
3. Arizona
4. Arkansas
5. California
6. Colorado
7. Connecticut
8. Delaware
9. Florida
10. Georgia
11. Hawaii
12. Idaho
13. Illinois
14. Indiana
15. Iowa
16. Kansas
17. Kentucky
18. Louisiana
19. Maine
20. Maryland
21. Massachusetts
22. Michigan
23. Minnesota
24. Mississippi
25. Missouri
26. Montana
27. Nebraska
28. Nevada
29. New Hampshire
30. New Jersey
31. New Mexico
32. New York
33. North Carolina
34. North Dakota
35. Ohio
36. Oklahoma
37. Oregon
38. Pennsylvania
39. Rhode Island
40. South Carolina
41. South Dakota
42. Tennessee
43. Texas
44. Utah
45. Vermont
46. Virginia
47. Washington
48. West Virginia
49. Wisconsin
50. Wyoming
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1. Christian
2. Like Canada
3. Arid, hot
4. Had Clinton
5. Irrigation
6. Skiing maniacs
7. New Haven
8. First
9. Senior citizens await death
10. Atlanta
11. Aloha
12. Gem nickname
13. Obamatown
14. Hoosiers
15. Hawkeyes
16. Jayhawks
17. Louisville
18. Bayou
19. Acadian
20. Annapolis
21. Red Sox
22. Snow in the woods
23. Vikings
24. Magnolia
25. Show-me
26. Near Canada
27. Huskers
28. Casinos
29. Granite
30. Shore
31. Santa Fe
32. Yankees
33. Initial aviation
34. Sioux
35. I saw Amish in it
36. Sooners
37. Portland
38. Keystone
39. Ocean
40. A warm coast
41. Rushmore
42. Volunteers
43. Gargantuan
44. Mormon
45. Dairy
46. Old Dominion
47. Rain
48. Appalachia
49. Milwaukee
50. Mountains - Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place:Jesse Frankovich with:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
- 2nd place:Tony Crafter with:
A man worked for the Post Office and his job was to process any mail bearing an inaccurate or illegible address.
- 3rd place: Adie Pena with:
"He's 25" A poem for Freddie Gray* by Vincent Bell a.k.a Steve
- 1st place:Jesse Frankovich with:
- Rude Category:
Jason Lofts with:
Peter violating Anna =
Vaginal penetration. - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Richard Grantham with:
Monsieur Camille Saint-Saëns = Relates animals in one's music.
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List of all nominated anagrams for June 2015
June 2015
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Mark Huffman with:
Transgenderism=
Mr. Gent-in-a-dress. - 2nd place:
Jesse Frankovich with:
Post-nasal drip syndrome =
Pardon my snot dispersal. - 3rd place:
Tony Crafter with:
When ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise =
So, it follows, being a cretin is sensible... Why?
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
The Miss USA Pageant =
Man gapes at tushies. - Topical Category:
Tony Crafter with:
Donald Trump is to run for President of the USA =
Note: I'd for sure not support this dreadful man! - People's Name Category:
Jason Lofts with:
Thomas Cruise Mapother IV =
He triumphs as movie actor. - Other Name Category:
Adie Pena with:
Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion =
He has an orgy of nubile nymphs! - Medium Length Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
Egad! So the other day I sure was surprised, beaten up by this cross and firm-bosomed woman while in the elevator. =
I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?" So I did. I don't remember very much after that. - Anagrammy Challenge Category:
Tony Crafter with:
"Beauty will save the world" (Fyodor Dostoyevsky in The Idiot)=
Holy fire! Thats twaddle, you idiot! Everybody knows it's Love. - Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
Arnold and his wife Maggie were cleaning out their attic one day when they came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamp showed it to be over eleven years old. They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might've forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade ago.
“Do you reckon the shoes will still be in the shop?” Arnold said.
“I'm guessing it would be very unlikely,” said Maggie, giggling.
“It’s worth a try though,” said Arnold.
Then, grabbing the ticket, he went downstairs, got into his car, and drove to the repair shop.
When Arnold arrived at the repairers, he went inside and, with a straight face, handed the ticket to the man behind the counter.
With an equally straight face, the man said, “Just a minute sir, I’ll have to go and look for these.” And he disappeared into the back of the shop.
A few seconds later, the man called out, “Yes, I've found them for you.”
“No! Seriously?” Arnold called back. “That is quite amazing! Who'd have guessed they’d still be here after all this time.”
But when the man returned to the counter, he was empty-handed.
"So... where are the shoes?" said Arnold.
“They’ll be ready next Thursday,” replied the man.
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CHARLES AND CAMILLA'S WEDDING NIGHT.
Camilla had bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding day, but they got tighter and tighter as the day went on.
That night, after the festivities ended, she and Charles went back to their room, where Camilla flopped onto the bed and said, 'Whew! Would you please remove these shoes darling. One's feet are killing one.'
Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales seized her right shoe and started to attack it with real gusto but, despite all his efforts, it just wouldn't budge.
'Harder!' shouted Camilla. 'Harder!'
'Yes, my sweet, I am trying!' he shouted back, 'but it's so tight!'
'Come on Charles, give it your all!' she shrieked, even louder.
When the shoe at last came off, Charles uttered a loud groan, and Camilla sighed: 'Ah, that feels so good.'
In the bedroom next door, The Queen turned to Prince Philip and remarked, 'You see - I told you she had to be a virgin, with a face like that!'
Meanwhile, back in the other room, the perspiring Charles was hard at work trying to remove the other shoe. 'Oh my god' he cried, 'this one is even tighter!'
At that point, Prince Philip turned to the Queen and said, 'Ah, that's my boy: Once a navy man, always a navy man - Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place:Tony Crafter with:
YOU ARE OLD FATHER WILLIAM by Lewis Carroll - 2nd place:Jesse Frankovich with:
As a decrepit father takes delight - 3rd place:David Bourke with:
'Black Or White' - Michael Jackson
- 1st place:Tony Crafter with:
- Rude Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
Inspect a turd =
A putrid scent! - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Rick Rothstein with:
Great breasts, ~ bra get stares.
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List of all nominated anagrams for July 2015
July 2015
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Rick Rothstein with:
The political leaders=
Replace all the idiots. - 2nd place:
Tony Crafter with:
Underappreciated =
Appear uncredited. - 3rd place:
Christopher Sturdy with:
She reveals the condom ~
and he removes clothes.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Julian Lofts with:
"Sweet Freedom: A Devotional" by Sarah Palin =
Leader of Tea Party has no enviable wisdom. - Topical Category:
Christopher Sturdy with:
Trump's position... ~
it's opportunism! - People's Name Category:
Rosie Perera with:
Business mogul Donald Trump =
Dumbass on multiple grounds. - Other Name Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
The State of California=
Noise, heat, traffic... a lot! - Medium Length Category:
Tony Crafter with:
A lone VIP tourist is coming into Athens city airport.
"Name?" says Customs Officer.
It's "Angela Merkel." ~
"Nationality?"
"I am German."
"Occupation?" Customs Officer starts to ask.
"No," she replies, "merely visiting." - Anagrammy Challenge Category:
Dharam Khalsa with:
"I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is." - Donald Trump =
Shifty Nixon, inept Ford, naive Carter, utterly smooth Reagan, elder Bush, lusty Clinton, puppet Bush-- What's left for me? The future! - Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
A Shaggy Dog Story:
A woman noticed her aged dog was becoming deaf, so she took him to the vet.
When the vet checked, he discovered the problem was hair in the ears. Once he had removed it all, the dog was happily able to hear again. The vet explained to the woman that if she wanted to keep this from happening again she should get some "Nair," and rub it well into the dog's ears once a month.
So she headed down to the drugstore to get the Nair.
While he was handing it to her, the druggist added: "Just one warning with this product - if you intend using it under your arms, don't apply deodorant for a week."
The woman said, "Thanks, I will not be using it under my arms."
The salesman said, "Well, if you'll be using it all on your legs, don't shave them for three days."
The lady said, "No, I will not be using it on my legs... Ok, if you must know, I am using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist replied, "Then stay off your bike for a week.
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A Doggy Shag Story:
A woman whose female dog was in heat, agreed to look after her neighbours' male dog while they were on holiday.
As she was dozing off on the first night, she heard terrible whining and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together in coitus. They were obviously in great pain but unable to disengage (as so often occurs when dogs mate).
Try as she may, she was unable to separate them and didn't know what to do. Although it was rather late at night, she decided to ring their family vet for advice.
"Yes, what is it!" answered the man in a very grumpy tone of voice.
She told him her problem.
The vet said, "Hang up the phone immediately and put it next to the dogs. I will phone you back and the disruption of the ringing will make the male lose its erection and slip out immediately."
"Do you think it'll work?" she asked.
"It just worked on me," he grunted and hung up. - Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place:Adie Pena with:
THE LAST TRUMP by Banjo Paterson - 2nd place:Tony Crafter with:
PHANTASMAGORIA - CANTO I (The Trystyng ) By Lewis Carroll - 3rd place:Jesse Frankovich with:
THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER
- 1st place:Adie Pena with:
- Rude Category:
Scott Gardner with:
The bordello =
Olde brothel. Tart: - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Elle Dent with:
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great, thankfully. I've made lot$ of crazy but agreeable and generous friend$ here I can rely on, turn to them even, and am presently $tudying hard. With all my possessions, I $imply can't really think of anything I need, or want right now. But lastly, if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, as I'd be pleased to hear from you. OK?
Love, your $on.
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Reply from Dad...
Dear Jimmy,
I realize that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep many a man, even an hoNOr student like yourself, incredibly busy. Incidentally, don't forget that while pursuit of kNOwledge is undue, hard graft, tho' it will always be a truly NOble task, in life you canNOt ever really study hard eNOugh.
Love, Dad.
List of all nominated
anagrams for August 2015
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[October] [November] [December]
August 2015
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Rick Rothstein with:
There is lot of pain and hate ~
at the end of a relationship. - 2nd place:
Jesse Frankovich with:
I am sensing through that set called ~
sight, hearing, taste, smell, and touch. - 3rd place:
Scott Gardner with:
Televangelist =
Elegant TV lies.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
David Bourke with:
The guitarist Peter Townshend =
Interesting...started up The Who. - Topical Category:
Scott Gardner with:
GOP presidential candidates =
A disappointing set declared. - People's Name Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
The Republican Donald Trump =
A rich, pampered, blunt old nut! - Other Name Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
The Republicans =
Buncha reptiles! - Medium Length Category:
Adie Pena with:
The Top Five Nations with the Highest Gun Ownership
5. Cyprus
4. Serbia
3. Finland
2. Switzerland
1. The United States
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5. Persons with shotguns
4. Identified 'war zone'
3. Entrusting with stupidity
2. All the chaps have
1. Benefits the NRA. - Anagrammy Challenge Category:
Dharam Khalsa with:
"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning." - Clint Eastwood =
His romantic analysis is a warning: "Never underestimate the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly!" - Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
The young female teacher asked her class of kids: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Freddy Perry was the first to answer: "Gee Miss, I wanna be a billionaire and go to the most expensive clubs. I want to take the best bitch, give her a shiny new Ferrari worth half a million bucks, and an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, her own private jet to travel through Europe and the rest of the world, give her a Platinum Mastercard, and make love to her three times every goddamn day."
The teacher was thoroughly shocked by Little Freddy's dreadful behaviour but, not knowing what to do about this, she decided to ignore his answer and continue with the rest of the class.
"And what do you want to do, Keeley?" she said to a young girl at the back of the room.
“I wanna be Little Freddy’s bitch!”
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A seven-year old boy and his five-year old little brother were in their bedroom talking. "You know what?" articulated the older child, "I think it's about time we started swearing."
The younger boy laughed excitedly in approval.
"Right, when we go down for breakfast I am gonna swear first, then you can swear right after me."
"Wow, ok!" said the five-year old.
Later, as they sat at the breakfast table, their mother came in and asked the seven-year old son what he wanted.
"Why, shit mum, I'll just have some darn Coco Pops," he said.
THWACK!! came the instant response. The lad flew out of his chair, crashed to the floor, then got up and ran upstairs sobbing.
The mother glared at the five-year old and said in her sternest voice, "And what do YOU want to eat, young man?"
"I dunno," he blubbered, "but it won't be fucking Coco Pops." - Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place:Tony Crafter with:
OH I WISH I'D LOOKED AFTER ME TEETH By Pam Ayres - 2nd place:Jesse Frankovich with:
SICK - 3rd place: Dharam Khalsa with:
The Peace of Wild Things by Wendell Berry (from Kentucky, USA)
- 1st place:Tony Crafter with:
- Rude Category:
Christopher Sturdy with:
A horse kick that finds the groin, man =
Damn! It's a hoof right in the knackers! - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Rob Bretveld with:
Televangelist =
Elegant TV lies.
List of all nominated
anagrams for August 2015
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[April] [May] [June]
[July] [August] [September]
[October] [November] [December]
September 2015
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Jesse Frankovich with:
The political system =
Mostly pathetic lies. - 2nd place:
Ellie Dent with:
True love never dies =
Lives... ever to endure. - 3rd place:
Dharam Khalsa with:
Keeping up with the Joneses =
Skip the new jeep - it's enough!
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
The top women's professional tennis player =
Serena Williams oft preys on the opponents. - Topical Category:
Ellie Dent with:
Desperate migrants
= A depressing matter. - People's Name Category:
Dharam Khalsa with:
US Presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton =
Emails and political innuendo hardly distract her. - Other Name Category:
John Ramos with:
Death Valley, California =
I fry in a lava-coated hell. - Medium Length Category:
Dharam Khalsa with:
Five Brilliant Mathematicians:
1. Sir Isaac Newton
2. Carl Friedrich Gauss
3. John von Neumann
4. Alan Turing
5. Benoit Mandelbrot.
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1. Laws of Motion
2. Overnight natural in numerals
3. Acclaim in hard subjects
4. Intervention in Enigma
5. A brain behind fractals. - Anagrammy Challenge Category:
Tony Crafter with:
"We receive three educations:
one from our parents, one from our schoolmaster, and one from the world.
The third contradicts all that the first two teach us." - Baron de Montesquieu
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Fine comment, sir, but one error:
Mum 'n' Dad teach us love; school teaches us to to read and write; the world teaches terror, fear, confrontation.
The former two equip us to handle this. - Long Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
THE PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
1. Washington
2. Adams
3. Jefferson
4. Madison
5. Monroe
6. Adams
7. Jackson
8. Van Buren
9. Harrison
10. Tyler
11. Polk
12. Taylor
13. Fillmore
14. Pierce
15. Buchanan
16. Lincoln
17. Johnson
18. Grant
19. Hayes
20. Garfield
21. Arthur
22. Cleveland
23. Harrison
24. Cleveland
25. McKinley
26. Roosevelt
27. Taft
28. Wilson
29. Harding
30. Coolidge
31. Hoover
32. Roosevelt
33. Truman
34. Eisenhower
35. Kennedy
36. Johnson
37. Nixon
38. Ford
39. Carter
40. Reagan
41. Bush
42. Clinton
43. Bush
44. Obama
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1. Mount Vernon
2. Sam's cousin
3. Monticello
4. James
5. fifth
6. John's son
7. Old Hickory
8. had sideburns
9. Tippecanoe
10. John
11. TN governor
12. hero general
13. Millard
14. Franklin
15. bachelor
16. Honest
17. Andy
18. Ulysses
19. nineteenth
20. assassinated
21. Chester
22. Grover
23. Benjamin
24. Grover again
25. Ohioan
26. Colonel
27. fat
28. Woodrow
29. Teapot Dome
30. Calvin
31. Herbert
32. New Deal
33. Harry S
34. Ike
35. shot
36. Lyndon
37. evil scum
38. Gerald
39. nut farmer
40. Ronald
41. Texan
42. intern affair
43. such a fool
44. Barack - Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place:Jesse Frankovich with:
An acrostic sonnet anagram of Shakespeare's Sonnet 73. - 2nd place:Tony Crafter with:
GOLDFINGER Sung by Shirley Bassey - 3rd place (equal)::
Christopher Sturdy with:
VI. Autumn Song - 3rd place (equal)::
Adie Pena with:
IMMIGRANT SONG by Led Zeppelin
- 1st place:Jesse Frankovich with:
- Rude Category:
Scott Gardner with:
Antiflatulence drug =
Nulled acute farting. - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
David Bourke with:
Bipolar Affective Disorder (manic depression) =
Mood variable: Perfect, fine and crisis periods.
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anagrams for September 2015
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October 2015
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Jason Lofts with:
Breast augmentation procedure =
Treated, I get an enormous bra cup. - 2nd place:
Tony Crafter with:
The case for the prosecution =
Therein’s the proof to accuse. - 3rd place:
Christopher Sturdy with:
Don't waste your breath =
Better not say a word, uh?
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Tony Crafter with:
Claude Monet, "Impression, Sunrise" =
Clouds in Seine seaport in summer. - Topical Category:
Scott Gardner with:
The Russian foreign policy =
Helping out forces in Syria. - People's Name Category:
Tony Crafter with:
The suffragette Emmeline Pankhurst =
Puts the argument: "Think free, females!" - Other Name Category:
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
The National Rifle Association =
I act as annihilator to one's life. - Medium Length Category:
Tony Crafter with:
THE SIX GREATEST PAINTERS OF ALL TIME
1. Leonardo da Vinci
2. Vincent Van Gogh
3. Rembrandt
4. Michelangelo
5. Claude Monet
6. Picasso
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1. An inventor too.
2. Painted 'Cafe Terrace at Night'.
3. Loved realism
4. Chapel ceiling man
5. Loved his garden
6. Cubism man. Got sex - lots! =
- Anagrammy Challenge Category:
Tony Crafter with:
"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages." =
A MAN'S ASCENT:
Newly-born - pees all the darn time!
A tot.
A horny teen craving sex.
Marries.
Spawns a dynasty.
High middle-age, his health's lame.
Seventy-nine - pees all the darn time! - Long Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
THE STATE CAPITALS OF THE U.S.
1. Albany
2. Annapolis
3. Atlanta
4. Augusta
5. Austin
6. Baton Rouge
7. Bismarck
8. Boise
9. Boston
10. Carson City
11. Charleston
12. Cheyenne
13. Columbia
14. Columbus
15. Concord
16. Denver
17. Des Moines
18. Dover
19. Frankfort
20. Harrisburg
21. Hartford
22. Helena
23. Honolulu
24. Indianapolis
25. Jackson
26. Jefferson City
27. Juneau
28. Lansing
29. Lincoln
30. Little Rock
31. Madison
32. Montgomery
33. Montpelier
34. Nashville
35. Oklahoma City
36. Olympia
37. Phoenix
38. Pierre
39. Providence
40. Raleigh
41. Richmond
42. Sacramento
43. Salem
44. Salt Lake City
45. Santa Fe
46. Springfield
47. St. Paul
48. Tallahassee
49. Topeka
50. Trenton
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1. Hudson
2. Maryland
3. Fulton
4. Kennebec
5. TX
6. Louisiana
7. Burleigh
8. ID
9. Massachusetts
10. Eagle Valley
11. Fort Lee
12. Laramie
13. SC
14. OH
15. NH
16. Colorado
17. Polk Co.
18. founded by Penn
19. KY
20. Pennsylvania
21. Connecticut
22. MT
23. felt Japan attack Pearl Harbor
24. NFL's Colts
25. Mississippi
26. Cole Co.
27. up in Alaska; is largest by area too
28. Michigan
29. reference to Abraham
30. La Petite Roche
31. Dane Co.
32. AL
33. little Vermont city
34. Tennessee
35. NBA's Thunder
36. Thurston
37. most populous
38. South Dakota
39. RI
40. North Carolina
41. James River
42. California
43. Oregon
44. Brigham Young
45. NM
46. Illinois
47. Minnesota
48. Florida
49. Kansas
50. NJ =
- Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place:Tony Crafter with:
This is one of the greatest stories of personal sacrifice ever told, it will bring a tear to your eyes. Only in America... - 2nd place:Tony Crafter with:
THE SOUND OF MUSIC By Rodgers and Hammerstein - 3rd place:Jesse Frankovich with:
Five little pumpkins
- 1st place:Tony Crafter with:
- Rude Category:
Christopher Sturdy with:
Using a stiff toilet brush =
Rub off ugliest shit stain. - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Ellie Dent with:
The World Beard and Moustache Championships =
Odd and incomparable hirsute chaps show them!
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November 2015
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Christopher Sturdy with:
I'm not scared =
I don't scream. - 2nd place:
Dean Mayer with:
Your worst nightmares ~
are thus most worrying. - Eq3rd place:
Jesse Frankovich with:
Completing your first marathon race?=
Train for your great accomplishment! - Eq3rd place:
Meyran Kraus with:
Cyanide pills =
Aid spy in cell.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Scott Gardner with:
The Most Valuable Player =
"Alpha male" result by vote. - Topical Category:
Ellie Dent with:
The carnage in Paris =
Heart-searing panic. - People's Name Category:
Jason Lofts with:
The retired pediatric neurosurgeon Ben S. Carson =
Here is a career doctor running to be US president. - Other Name Category:
Tony Crafter with:
The London Trainspotters Association =
Loco nerds that position near stations. - Medium Length Category:
Ellie Dent with:Mary May, a blonde, went to a store.
'I'd like to buy a TV,' she said.
'Sorry, but we don’t sell to blondes.'
She changed into a very dark wig
~
and, teary, begged earnestly:
'I'd like to buy a TV... this brand.'
'Sorry... don't sell to blondes, see.'
'How d'you know I am?'
'That's a microwave.' - Anagrammy Challenge Category:
Tony Crafter with:
"My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects." - Comedian Les Dawson =
I've many mistresses.
It's cool.
We feed; enjoy sex; feed; sex.
How?
'Cos I'm a jackrabbit! - Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
STATE TROOPERS
An old couple are traveling cross-country, with the wife driving, when they get pulled over by a state trooper.
The officer says, "Say, Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks "What did he say, Frank?"
The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING, DONNA."
"May I see your driving license, Ma'am?" the trooper says.
The woman turns to her husband again and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man bellows, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR DRIVING LICENSE."
The woman gives her license to the trooper.
The officer says, "I see you live in Minneapolis. I spent a bit of time there about nine years ago; had the worst sex that I've ever had with some two-bit female."
The old woman turns to her husband and asks "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!"
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A trooper waves down a car and tells the driver he was speeding. The irate driver says, "You've made an error, I definitely wasn't speeding!"
The driver's wife says, "Oh, come on, you old idiot, you're always driving too fast!"
The man yells back, "Hush your damned mouth, you stupid old woman."
The trooper, who is rather taken aback by this exchange, then tells the driver he's in violation of the seatbelt laws.
The man complains once more, saying that he had indeed been wearing his seatbelt.
The wife snorts, "Eh? That's nonsense! You never wear your seatbelt."
The enraged husband yells, "I'm gonna smack you so damned hard if you don't shut up!"
Not wishing to witness a messy fight the trooper asks the woman, "Does he always speak to you this way, Ma'am?"
"Only when he's drunk," the wife replies. - Special Category:
Full list of anagrams in this category.- 1st place:John Ramos with:
The Raven By Edgar Allan Poe - 2nd place:Jesse Frankovich with:
THANKSGIVING By Edgar Albert Guest - 3rd place:Tony Crafter with:
Inexplicable Halloween horror stories that are guaranteed to terrify those people with a short attention span.
- 1st place:John Ramos with:
- Rude Category:
Christopher Sturdy with:
Doctor, I've this nightmare of a dream... =
For the record, ma'am, I don't give a shit. - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Julian Lofts with:
Vigorous amatory penile thrusting =
Spurt your gel into her moist vagina.
December 2015
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Tony Crafter with:
The impulsive disorder 'trichotillomania' =
Loose-minded victims rip all their hair out. - 2nd place:
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Old wife's tale =
Told a few lies. - 3rd place:
Jesse Frankovich with:
Love and hope and charity=
Oh, they can and do prevail!
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Larry Brash with:
Crime Scene Investigation =
Nice enigmatic series on TV. - Topical Category:
Ellie Dent with:
American gun deaths =
Mind the carnage, USA! - People's Name Category:
David Bourke with:
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West with: =
A kinky Miss, and a hated wanker. - Other Name Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
The Middle Eastern region =
Religion's demented heart. - Medium Length Category:
Dharam Khalsa with:
Top Five Leonardo DiCaprio Movies (Rolling Stone):
1. Titanic
2. Inception
3. The Departed
4. Catch Me If You Can
5. Gangs of New York
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1. Tragic shipwreck
2. Control of minds
3. Desperate cop
4. Innovative youth opting to lie, cagey con-man
5. Definition of a leader. - Anagrammy Challenge Category:
David Bourke with:
"The public figure that I would have chosen as TIME's Person Of The Year is:
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The Syrian tot, his mute, lifeless figure washed-up on a hot beach cove. RIP. - Long Category (tie):
Jason Lofts with:
To Whom My Concern [sic]
I have been the personal physician of Mr. Donald J. Trump since 1980. His previous physician was my father, Dr. Jacob Bornstein. Over the past 39 years, I am pleased to report that Mr. Trump has had no significant medical problems. Mr. Trump has had a recent complete examination that showed only positive results. Actually, his blood pressure, 110/65, and his laboratory test results were astonishingly excellent.
Over the past twelve months, he has lost at least fifteen pounds. Mr. Trump takes 81 mg of aspirin daily and a low dose of statin. His PSA test score is 0.15 (very low). His physical strength and stamina are extraordinary.
Mr. Trump has suffered no form of cancer, has never had a hip, knee or shoulder replacement or any other orthopedic surgery. His only surgery was an appendectomy at age ten. His cardiovascular status is excellent. He has no history of ever using alcohol or tobacco products.
If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.
Harold N. Bornstein, M.D., F.A.C.G.
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This man is a major concern:
I recently examined Mr. Donald J. Trump aka The Donald at his personal penthouse asylum suite in the Trump Tower, Upper Manhattan, New York. To tell the truth he is completely insane. At best Trump is a very dangerous psychopath. He suffers from all sorts of mental disorders and complexes, significantly Munchausen Syndrome By Proxy, severe pseudologia fantastica (compulsive pathological lying, in particular as concerns the amount of his personal net wealth), hysteria and narcissistic personality disorder (watchword: hair).
The man is a distressed, short-tempered, asocial, psychotic extrovert who is prone to severe uncontrollable disturbances and crotchety, quarrelsome, behavior. His language is therefore observably provocative, controversial, hyperbolic and shamelessly offensive. He waffles and vociferates.
Should he ever become US president, all I can say is God help him, America and the entire world, for that matter!
Attested:
Chet H. Hogwash, PhD
Psychiatrist and hypnotist to Mr. TrumpDharam Khalsa with:
Teacher arrested at JFK
The public school teacher arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport is suspected of belonging to secret terror society. The teacher was arrested when he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, protractor, compass, calculator, text, and ancient wooden device called the "slide-rule".
At a press conference, Attorney General Loretta Lynch said she believes the man is a member of the Al-Gebra movement. She did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-Gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. " Al-Gebra has terrorized many young people for years. They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values."
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At a hasty conference Wednesday morning, she further testified that members of the barbaric combatant group Al-Gebra prefer shortened one-syllable secret code names, such as 'A', 'B', 'AB' or a transposed 'BA', 'X' or 'Y', and refer to one another as 'unknown,' but we have determined they follow a common denominator of the axis of medieval age, with coordinates in practically all countries. As the calculating Greek philosopher Isosceles always said, "There are three sides to every triangle.'"
The Attorney General went on to interject, "So, I foresee that anyone teaching our teenaged children the thought process to prepare them to effortlessly solve any difficult problem is shortsighted and stupid, a barefaced embarrassment, and certainly jeopardizes the government's stability." - Special Category:
View Special entries- 1st place:David Bourke with:
"Wasn't Expecting That" by Jamie Lawson - 2nd place:Tony Crafter with:
2 jokes - 3rd place:Tony Crafter with:
THE CHRISTMAS SONG by Nat King Cole
- 1st place:David Bourke with:
- Rude Category:
Adie Pena with:
What gives men a hard-on? =
Show me the darn vagina! - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
None awarded.
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The Anagrammy Awards