GENERAL CATEGORY, August 1998: [GRAND]
Religion is the opium of the masses =
Sometimes, if theologian is pusher.
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2002:
Tetrahydrocannabinol =
Inhaled, contrary to ban.
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2002:
Electro-Convulsive Therapy =
Pray the volts cure violence.
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2004:
An appointment diary =/=
Pop in at any darn time.
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2004:
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome =
Enter and thus find my son dead.
GENERAL CATEGORY, November 2005:
Driving under the influence of alcohol =
On tour in a vehicle drenched full of gin.
GENERAL CATEGORY, November 2009:
Laughter is the best medicine =
The genial side is much better.
GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2010: [GRAND]
Our golden wedding anniversary =
We're old, gray and on nine IV drugs.
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2012:
Actions speak louder than words =
Useless pair chat and do not work.
GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2016 [GRAND]
A five star restaurant =
Starve at unfair rates.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, August 1998:
The Complete Works of William Shakespeare =
Hamlet, Othello, Caesar irk. We skip few poems.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, October 1998:
And they lived happily ever after =
Help end the very vapid fairy tale.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, August 1999: [GRAND]
The Three Stooges: Larry, Curly and Moe =
Actors? Lord, they're an ugly threesome!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 2001:
The Impressionist painter, Claude Monet =
He attempts intense colour. I am inspired.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, May 2004:
"It's been a Hard Day's Night" =
And, hey, this band is great!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 2009:
Daniel Radcliffe , Emma Watson, Rupert Grint ~
as Mr Potter, nice girlfriend and awful mate.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, June 2011:
Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush star in "The Kings Speech" =
S.. s.. sorry.. ar.. it.. its.. er.. not.. f.. f.. f.. uc.. cking he.. he.. he.. helping!
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TOPICAL CATEGORY, September 1999:
Medicinal marijuana =
A cure? I'm in a damn jail.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2006:
The Queen's Annual Christmas Day Broadcasts =
She's quite a lady, but transcends as a monarch.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 2011: [GRAND]
Australian Floods =
Our island's afloat!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, May 1998:
President Suharto =
Disaster up throne.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, May 1999:
Florence Nightingale =
Angel of the reclining.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, June 1999:
Milosevic =
'Cos I'm evil.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, January 2000: [GRAND]
Thomas Alva Edison =
Aha! Ions made volts!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, September 2000:
The Bronte Sisters, Anne, Charlotte and Emily =
Celebrate many stories set in the North land.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, February 2001:
Antonio Stradivarius of Cremona, Italy =
Famous or rare violins in an attic today?
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, September 2001:
Osama bin Laden =
A bad man (no lies).
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, December 2001:
The late George Harrison =
Singer: Altogether a hero.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, April 2002:
The actress Mae West =
Cast me, sweethearts.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, December 2005:
Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone =
He began on an experiment: A "Hello?" travelled forth.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, September 2009:
Rene Descartes, French philosopher/mathematician =
Men chant the classic phrase: "I ponder, therefore I am".
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, September 2013:
Professor Stephen Hawking =
He gets known for his papers.
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OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, June 2000: [GRAND]
Harley Davidson Motorcycles =
Very costly old road machines.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 2001:
United States of America =
Mac and Fries Eat-out Site.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, February 2002:
International Space Station =
It is not a pleasant container.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 2002:
Detoxification and Rehabilitation Centre =
I coax another infantile beer addict into it.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 2006:
United States of America =
Deem it as an utter fiasco.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, December 2006:
The Anagram Artist Windows Software =
Ah, it was so swift at word arrangement!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 2009:
Prostate Specific Antigen =
Test if cancer is eating Pop.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 2010:
Society for the Protection of Unborn Children =
Pro-life bunch is too concerned for her tiny tot.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 2011:
The Periodic Table of Elements =
Al, Be, C, Ds, Fe, He, I, Mo, Ne, Po, Re, Te, Ti, Tl.....
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, March 2012: [GRAND]
Old Spice Aftershave =
Splashed it over face.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, November 2013:
Google Earth =
Goal? Go there!
RUDE CATEGORY, June 1998:
Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum =
A virgo intacta and a mum? Presume a lie!
RUDE CATEGORY, November 2000:
The Missionary Position =
Say, I insist I'm on top o' her.
RUDE CATEGORY, June 2001:
Ladies' underpanties =
Splendid arse, Auntie!
RUDE CATEGORY, March 2002:
Oral stimulation of the penis =
Fellatio's proteins in a mouth.
RUDE CATEGORY, August 2003:
The Psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud =
Halt fancying Mother's pussy, Dude.
RUDE CATEGORY, March 2007:
The silicone breast forms =
Chosen for miserable tits.
RUDE CATEGORY, October 2009:
Praise genitals =
"It's a large penis!"
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