Anagrammy Placegetters for January 1999

All the highly-placed anagrams from the January 1999 Anagrammy Awards.

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THE GENERAL CATEGORY

1st - Art Day with:
Gin and Vermouth =
Hung over, damn it!

2nd - Earle Jones with:
Compulsive anagrammer =
Man's opium - a clever 'gram.

3rd - Wayne Baisley with:
It ain't so, Joe. =
It is too, Jane.

THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY

1st - Paul Lusch with:
I Can't Get No Satisfaction =
A fantastic song - notice it!

2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca" =
Canny hero, trim gal, a Casbah pub...

3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Police, Camera, Action! =
Ace Race Compilation!

THE TOPICAL CATEGORY

1st - Tom Myers with:
Bosnian War Crimes =
Serbian racism won.

2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Ministry of Agriculture =
Guilty farmer is in court.

eq.3rd - Stephen Crossland with:
Dougie Walker =
I leak, drug woe.

eq.3rd - Jon Gearhart with:
Circumstantial Evidence =
Cum-stained tail 'n' crevice!

THE RUDE CATEGORY

1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"The brain? It's my second favorite organ" =
A ragin' hardon's my first bet. I covet one.

eq.2nd - Tom Myers with:
Vaginal secretions =
Increases at loving.

eq.2nd - Mick Tully with:
Disappointment =
'I'd tampons in, pet.'

THE SPAM CATEGORY

1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"Hello, I would like to take this chance to tell you how you can get to heaven, and live with God for all eternity." =
Know the theological novelty? Hinted how to levitate, arsehole? We all laughed, fuckin' idiot! O, runty acolyte!

2nd - Larry Brash with:
For your copy please send an email to =
Your spam is crap! Fool anyone? Delete!

3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
test don't bother reading =
Do better - hoard in Test NG.

THE LONG CATEGORY

1st - Richard Brodie with:
A Scout is: Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, and Reverent. =
Lie! The boy of terror: Rotten, False, Berserk, Truculent, Rude, Uncivil, Elfish, Nasty, Cheap, Cowardly, Filthy, and Undevout.

2nd - Larry Brash with:
Awardsmaster's Choice Award for Best Anagrammatist of the Year =
We fete Richard A. Brodie, as cast as a most worthy, fast anagrammer.

3rd - Rodley with:
"Pop! Goes The Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games" =
High wattage morphs comatose rodent. A perverse game!

THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY

1st - Wayne Baisley with:
Chairman Mao =
I am on a march.

2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Charles and Camilla =
Hell, a rascal - Di 'n' Cam.

eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
US President William Jefferson Clinton =
Fondle up, fellatio, screw. Jism in interns.

eq.3rd - Richard Peers with:
Sophie Rhys-Jones =
His joy - she's prone!

eq.3rd - Roger Taylor with:
Courtney Love =
Clever? Not you.

eq.3rd - William Tunstall-Pedoe with:
Archimedes Plutonium =
Humdrum. i.e. I clean pots.

THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY

1st - Richard Brodie with:
Minced Lamb Veg Hotpot =
Belch, vomit and get mop.

eq.2nd - Wayne Baisley with:
The monkeys write... =
The New York Times.

eq.2nd - Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Bombay Sapphire Gin =
I may be hopping bars!

2nd - Richard Brodie with:
When thou goest, thy steps shall not be straitened, and when thou runnest, thou shalt not stumble. =
Plan on steel sinews, but strong as hell, that when thou rusheth, thou needst not stub thy damn toe.
Shalt not thy sinews be most strong? When thou hasteneth, all abustle, thou needst not end up hurt.

3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
A recipe for spaghetti bolognese =
Beef grot or pig loin, cheese, pasta.
Cheaper beef sirloin, potato, eggs.
I grate pool of cheese, spit banger.
Pleb chef agog at rotisserie? Nope!
O, I blanch tiger pee pesto for ages.
e.g. heat casserole, bite frog, pop in.

THE SPECIAL CATEGORY

1st - Richard Brodie with:
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; blessed art thou among women, and blessed be the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.
=
Numerous Rosary's: by them we let earth fondly honor a noble, beautiful matriarch, wife of Joseph, and daughter of Israel, by whom and through whom the goodness of the Master is fully demonstrated.
=
The Holy Mom would be horrified at this folly. What a bad and enormous waste of human energy. When men repeat formula to honor Christ, God refuses. Beads debase. Just thoroughly transform thy life!

2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Alanis Morissette: Thank You

3rd - Mathijs Panhuijsen with:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?