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Rude gram and set -- Mattias Inghe, 01:11:55 07/10/02 Wed

Anal intercourse = I allure an escort

more:
Allocate, rise, run!
All neurotic arse.
Rear? Cue stallion!
Senorita cure all.
Senatorial lucre. (Takes some thinking, but I like it.)
Irresolute canal.

also the slightly off topic (or not?)
Alert cousin Earl.
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[> Re: Rude gram and set AND SOME MORE RUDE ONES, using BOTH "N's". -- Larry Brash, 23:18:12 07/10/02 Wed

>Anal intercourse = I allure an escort
>also the slightly off topic (or not?)
>Alert cousin Earl.

Strangely funny.

Great letters, esp if you use ALL of them:.

Anal intercourse =
Near-ulcerations.
Laceration? NURSE!
Caution - Learners!
Laurence or Saint?
One lunatic's rear!
An oriental's cure.
A neurotic learns.
ROT! Real nuisance.
Clue: insert an oar.
Alone? Insert a cur.
Renunciates oral.
An ulcer, Senorita.
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[> [> Oops, I did it again.... Here are some correct ones (I hope) -- Mattias Inghe, 00:21:42 07/11/02 Thu

Anal intercourse =

Earl in courtesan
Nor I enter casual
I corral teen anus
Rectal arse-union
A tension curer, Al

This one is a pretty cute story:
UCLA: Tenor in arse
UCLA: Rear tension
UCLA: Intense roar
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[> [> Rude nom -- Richard G, 14:24:08 07/11/02 Thu

>Anal intercourse =
>One lunatic's rear!

The best one, though "Laceration? NURSE!" is right up there too. So to speak. ;)

RG
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[> Re: Rude gram and set MORE!!! -- Paul Pan, 00:14:39 07/11/02 Thu

Anal intercourse =

- Unions are rectal
- Rectal arse union
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[> [> Oops! The first one has been previously NOMmed :( -- Paul Pan, 00:40:46 07/11/02 Thu

>Anal intercourse =
>
>- Unions are rectal
>- Rectal arse union
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P. Loftus & Son, Funeral Directors ~ is full of rotted corpses & an urn! -- David A. Green, 09:46:09 07/10/02 Wed

P. Loftus & Son are a firm of undertakers in Manchester.
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[> OTHER NAMES NOM, but you will be hearing from their solicitors. -- Larry Brash, 22:33:43 07/10/02 Wed
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[> Seconded! No point running anything in Other Names now. -- Richard G, 14:16:18 07/11/02 Thu
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Confessional = So clean of sin. -- Richard G, 18:09:35 07/09/02 Tue
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[> Re: Confessional = So clean of sin. Indeed! *NOM* -- Jaybur, 03:07:18 07/10/02 Wed
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[> [> Re: Confessional = So clean of sin. Indeed! *NOM* Seconded! Very neat -- Mey K., 09:19:40 07/10/02 Wed
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[> [> [> Thirded. Sorry, I was going to NOM this earlier but I forgot. Great work. -- Joe F., 09:29:37 07/10/02 Wed
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[> [> [> [> Falling in line... -- Mattias Inghe, 21:04:45 07/10/02 Wed

...with the praise-choir. This is a neat gram indeed.
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[> [> [> [> [> Thanks everyone! :) -- Richard G, 14:12:49 07/11/02 Thu
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A streaker at Wimbledon -- Hampton Large, 06:21:14 07/11/02 Thu

A streaker at Wimbledon = Bare male twink arse, Tod!
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The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms -- Mey K., 10:22:09 07/10/02 Wed


The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms
=
Out a mafia of Hootch, Cancer & Double Barrels.

Later!,
Mey K.
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[> Hilarious! NOM :) -- Paul Pan, 18:19:40 07/10/02 Wed

>
>The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms
>=
>Out a mafia of Hootch, Cancer & Double Barrels.
>
>Later!,
>Mey K.
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[> [> Re: Hilarious! NOM :) Just aMEYzing, as usual! Seconded! -- Jaybur, 00:13:35 07/11/02 Thu
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The Office for National Statistics = So, the art of fantastic fiction, lies! -- Jaybur, 06:43:35 07/10/02 Wed
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[> Re: The Office for National Statistics = So, the art of fantastic fiction, lies! ** NOM ** -- David A. Green, 09:16:36 07/10/02 Wed

A splendid anagram, Janet - and that's not a lie. OTHER NAMES NOM
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[> Oi, Janet! That's my style! Beaten at my own game ;-) Nah, great work NOM seconded. -- Joe F., 09:27:56 07/10/02 Wed
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[> NOM thirded :) -- Paul Pan, 18:11:51 07/10/02 Wed
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[> [> Re: NOM thirded :) Thank you all! -- Jaybur, 00:10:54 07/11/02 Thu
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Garden water features = We saturated far green. -- Jaybur, 00:08:32 07/11/02 Thu
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Another Stephanie Seymour (very rude) -- Yugoguy, 02:19:41 07/10/02 Wed


Stephanie Seymour
=
O,meet her in a pussy !
Oh,sure,eat my penis !
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[> Re: Another Stephanie Seymour (very rude) Very RUDE NOM for... -- Paul Pan, 02:56:09 07/10/02 Wed


>Stephanie Seymour

>Oh,sure,eat my penis !
:)
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[> [> Re: Another Stephanie Seymour (very rude) Very RUDE NOM for...THANKS,Paul,she has good letters for filthy anagrams ! -- Yugoguy, 21:33:59 07/10/02 Wed
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[> Re: Another Stephanie Seymour (very rude) ...more... -- Paul Pan, 03:17:38 07/10/02 Wed

=
Eye hot anus, I sperm
Amuse her toy penis
A serious hymen pet

P.S.
please excuse all the...

Tiresome anus hype ;)
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The arsenic trioxide = Here : intoxicated sir ! -- Zoran R., 20:02:10 07/10/02 Wed
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*La Cigale et la Fourmi* (Take II) -- Paul Pan, 09:46:16 07/08/02 Mon

*La Cigale et la Fourmi*

La cigale , ayant chante
Tout l'ete,
Se trouva fort depourvue
Quand la bise fut venue.
Pas un seul petit morceau
De mouche ou de vermisseau
Elle alla crier famine
Chez la fourmi sa voisine,
La priant de lui preter
Quelque grain pour subsister
Jusqu'a la saison nouvelle
"Je vous paierai, lui dit-elle,
Avant l'out , foi d'animal,
Interet et principal ."
La fourmi n'est pas preteuse ;
C'est la son moindre defaut.
"Que faisiez-vous au temps chaud ?
Dit-elle a cette emprunteuse.
Nuit et jour a tout venant
Je chantais, ne vous deplaise.
- Vous chantiez ? j'en suis fort aise.
Eh bien : dansez maintenant."
=

A Cigada partied on,
Sumptuous luau summerlong!
As the frost and chill ensue,
Breezes faze, tea abates too!
Not a plate of pest cutlet,
In his jejune cave dinette,
" Ave, I salute ant, saviour,
Ullulant, I supplicate a favour:
Pleadin' a eupeptic meal,
Levee eateries , Sire, avail,
Vital signs, 'till June,
Hand us rescue, sluice fortune!
IOU, esteemed animal,
Quote Interest and principal!"
" 'fore I finance supper,
Revenue queue from vest,
Equivoque, I do inquest:
Toiled-thou not in Summer ?"
"I 'm a jazz ballad-muse, hear dear?
Voicin' ethereal audio toccatas"
"Untuneful ululatin' my arse!
Start valsin', O rueful peon, as I jeer!"
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[> Yikes, I goofed! *La Cigale et la Fourmi* (Take III) -- Paul Pan, 20:25:11 07/08/02 Mon

I just realised that the correct spelling is Cicada, (*not* Cigada). So here is my last shot at LaFontaine's version of Aesop's fable:

*La Cigale et la Fourmi*

La cigale , ayant chante
Tout l'ete,
Se trouva fort depourvue
Quand la bise fut venue.
Pas un seul petit morceau
De mouche ou de vermisseau
Elle alla crier famine
Chez la fourmi sa voisine,
La priant de lui preter
Quelque grain pour subsister
Jusqu'a la saison nouvelle
"Je vous paierai, lui dit-elle,
Avant l'out , foi d'animal,
Interet et principal ."
La fourmi n'est pas preteuse ;
C'est la son moindre defaut.
"Que faisiez-vous au temps chaud ?
Dit-elle a cette emprunteuse.
Nuit et jour a tout venant
Je chantais, ne vous deplaise.
- Vous chantiez ? j'en suis fort aise.
Eh bien : dansez maintenant."
=



=

A Cicada partied on,
Sumptuous luau summerlong
As the frost and chill ensue
Breezes faze, tea abates too
Not a plate of pest cutlet
In his jejune cavedinette
" Ave, I salute Ant, Saviour
Ullulant, I supplicate a favour:
Pleadin' a eupeptic meal
Levee eateries, Sire, I avail
Vital signs, 'till June
Hand us rescue, slue fortune
IOU, esteemed animal
Quote interest and principal!"

"Fore I finance supper,
Revenue queue from vest,
Equivoque, I do inquest:
Toiled-thou not in Summer ?"

"I'm a jazz ballad-muse, hear dear?
Voicin' ethereal audio toccatas"

"Untuneful ululatin' my arse!
Start valsing, O rueful peon, as I jeer!"
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[> [> *Blushing* I goofed once more! *La Cigale et la Fourmi* (Take IV) -- Paul Pan, 23:29:36 07/08/02 Mon

I apologise for the repeated reposting, I think I got it right this time (Version III had a typo, ullulant)

*La Cigale et la Fourmi*

La cigale , ayant chante
Tout l'ete,
Se trouva fort depourvue
Quand la bise fut venue.
Pas un seul petit morceau
De mouche ou de vermisseau
Elle alla crier famine
Chez la fourmi sa voisine,
La priant de lui preter
Quelque grain pour subsister
Jusqu'a la saison nouvelle
"Je vous paierai, lui dit-elle,
Avant l'out , foi d'animal,
Interet et principal ."
La fourmi n'est pas preteuse ;
C'est la son moindre defaut.
"Que faisiez-vous au temps chaud ?
Dit-elle a cette emprunteuse.
Nuit et jour a tout venant
Je chantais, ne vous deplaise.
- Vous chantiez ? j'en suis fort aise.
Eh bien : dansez maintenant."

=

A Cicada partied on,
Sumptuous luau summer-long
As the frost and chill ensue
Breezes faze, tea abates too
Not a plate of pest cutlet
In his jejune cave dinette

"I salute Ant, lil saviour
Ululant, I supplicate a favour:
Pleadin' a eupeptic meal
I asseverate: reveal veal!
Give rescue 'till June
Hand us asset, slue-in fortune
IOU, esteemed animal
I quote interest and principal!"

"Fore I finance supper
Revenue I queue from vest
Equivoque, I do inquest:
Toiled-thou not in Summer ?"

"I'm a ballad-jazz muse, hear dear?
Voicin' ethereal audio toccatas"

"Untuneful ululatin' my arse
Start valsing, O rueful peon, as I jeer!"
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[> [> [> SPECIAL NOM now that you've definitely got the better of that nasty constraint, Paul. Great work! -- Richard G, 23:03:06 07/09/02 Tue
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[> [> [> [> Once again, thanks Richard :) -- Paul Pan, 00:30:54 07/10/02 Wed
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[> [> [> [> Re: SPECIAL NOM Great work! Seconded, Paul! -- Jaybur, 03:22:48 07/10/02 Wed
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[> [> [> [> [> Thanks, Jaybur :) -- Paul Pan, 18:10:04 07/10/02 Wed
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THE JUNE 2002 ANAGRAMMY WINNERS -- Larry Brash, 01:16:08 07/10/02 Wed

The winners of the latest Anagrammy Awards can be found here:

CLICK HERE

Congratulations to all the winners!

Larry.
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[> Re: THE JUNE 2002 ANAGRAMMY WINNERS: Well done, everyone - and thanks! -- Jaybur, 03:09:09 07/10/02 Wed
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[> Congrats to all winners and esp. to the awardholders - the new pages are terrific! -- Mey K., 09:27:47 07/10/02 Wed
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Twin Enigmas -- Mey K., 02:23:09 07/09/02 Tue


Below is a poem by Edgar Allan Poe, which is dedicated to Sarah Anna Lewis, his supporter. In fact, it spells out her name if you follow the 1st letter of the 1st line, the 2nd letter of the 2nd line etc. until the 14th of the 14th line.
The anagram uses the same trick, but to highlight the name of another great and macabre poet, Dante Alighieri, who influences its content; his name also hides somewhere else in the anagram...
Both names are upper-cased for easy spotting (and the spaces will work in Google, but apparently not in the forum). Enjoy!


An Enigma

"Seldom we find," says Solomon Don Dunce,
"HAlf an idea in the profoundest sonnet.
ThRough all the flimsy things we see at once
As eAsily as through a Naples bonnet
TrasH of all trash! How can a lady don it?
Yet heAvier far than your Petrarchan stuff
Owl-dowNy nonsense that the faintest puff
Twirls iNto trunk-paper the while you con it."
And, veritAbly, Sol is right enough.
The generaL tuckermanities are arrant
Bubbles- ephEmeral and so transparent
But this is, noW you may depend upon it,
Stable, opaque, Immortal all by dint
Of the dear nameS that he concealed within 't.

=

An Anagram

Down, under woeful face of Earth, my dear
HAs put my heart she's nonchalantly stolen -
BeNeath the towns and oceans of the Sphere,
In uTmost binding prison to the Fallen...
UnstEadily, I tread this quite bad way -
UnpleAsant walk into Inferno's center,
Where oLd knaves hang and fearsome pythons play;
A seedy pIt which none but fools dare enter.
I hover in, Go by hot, haunted pools,
A labyrintH of phantoms from the past;
At Sea of Rot I battle unseen ghouls,
To duel a hailEd igniter, Satan, last...
I can't stand fiRm against her sultry lure
Till I climb up wIth my own heart secure.


Later!,
Mey K.
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[> Re: Twin Enigmas *SPECIAL NOM* and solution -- Richard G, 02:48:42 07/09/02 Tue

>The anagram uses the same trick, but to highlight the
>name of another great and macabre poet, Dante
>Alighieri, who influences its content; his name also
>hides somewhere else in the anagram...

Found it!
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He's anagrammed in the 3rd-last line:

> To duel A HAILED IGNITER, Satan, last...

RG
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[> [> NOM seconded..... If Mey keeps on like this I really don't see the point of writing any poems cos they aint gonna win! -- Joe F., 05:06:38 07/09/02 Tue
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[> [> [> Au contraire, it feels like playing tennis with Bjorn Borg in his prime! Lets just he he doesnt get bored and leave us :P -- Paul Pan, 20:13:20 07/09/02 Tue
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[> [> [> [> Re: Au contraire, ... Inspirational! -- Jaybur, 03:25:49 07/10/02 Wed
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[> [> [> [> [> Inspiration here is a two-way street, of course! Thank you all! -- Mey K., 09:23:25 07/10/02 Wed
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Ice storm -- Mey K., 02:18:55 07/09/02 Tue


A storm with freezing rain:

An ice storm = Rain-comets.

Later!,
Mey K.
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[> Re: Ice storm *NOM* -- Jaybur, 02:57:40 07/10/02 Wed

>
>A storm with freezing rain:
>
>An ice storm = Rain-comets.
>

Perhaps as Rain-comets = An ice storm?

*NOM* either way!

Janet
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[> [> Re: Ice storm *NOM* -- Mey K., 09:14:51 07/10/02 Wed

>>
>>A storm with freezing rain:
>>
>>An ice storm = Rain-comets.
>>
>
>Perhaps as Rain-comets = An ice storm?

Mick suggested the same, with an '~'. Either way would be fine, I guess.

>*NOM* either way!

Thanks!

Later,
Mey K.
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His intact anagram=I can't anagram this (NT) -- Scott C., 07:41:53 07/10/02 Wed
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No laughing matter -- Jaybur, 07:07:46 07/10/02 Wed

No laughing matter = Loathing argument.

Mourn that gag line!

Janet
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A motherly sort = Or mostly heart. -- Jaybur, 03:20:10 07/10/02 Wed
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( Wimbledon champion) Lleyton Hewitt = Yowl title then! Hotly new title! Newly hot title! -- Jaybur, 03:02:11 07/08/02 Mon
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[> A Name\Ent *NOM* for Lleyton Hewitt = Newly hot title! Nice one, Janet -- Mey K., 08:02:45 07/08/02 Mon
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[> [> Re: A Name\Ent *NOM* for Lleyton Hewitt = Newly hot title! Nice one, Janet. Thanks, Mey! -- Jaybur, 02:54:23 07/10/02 Wed
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[> A Name\Ent *NOM* for Lleyton Hewitt = Newly hot title! Nice one, Janet -- Mey K., 08:04:00 07/08/02 Mon
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The Kelly Family = Filthy, make yell. :-) -- Hans-Peter, 01:58:25 07/10/02 Wed

Running around unkempt and wearing potato sacks made it a running gag describing their appearance. Donīt know how it is in other countries though.


Cheers
Hans-Peter
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[> Re: The Kelly Family = Filthy, make yell. :-) -- Zoran R., 02:26:27 07/10/02 Wed

Groops like "The Kelly Family" are shame for music.
Good discovery,Hans-Peter!

>Running around unkempt and wearing potato sacks made
>it a running gag describing their appearance. Donīt
>know how it is in other countries though.
>
>
>Cheers
>Hans-Peter
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Michael and Tommy = Lame, myth-mad icon -- Mattias Inghe, 02:01:48 07/10/02 Wed

Michael Jackson and Tommy Mottola, that is.
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Monty Python and The Holy Grail = Play on another old myth thingy. -- Richard G, 02:39:58 07/09/02 Tue
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[> = Thy horny play: old men that go ni! :) -- Paul Pan, 18:54:42 07/09/02 Tue
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Iain Duncan Smith (rude) -- Joe F., 06:13:23 07/09/02 Tue

I.D. Smith = Dim shit
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Frontispiece = Tip for Scene I -- Richard G, 02:36:14 07/09/02 Tue
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Prying eyes = I-spy energy! -- Jaybur, 16:46:47 07/01/02 Mon
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[> Re: Prying eyes = I-spy energy! Just spotted this, very good. General NOM -- Mike Ruane-Torr, 02:22:09 07/03/02 Wed
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[> [> Intro : mr.Eureka -- Zoran, 08:21:15 07/03/02 Wed

It is tradition here to make anagrams
from name of anagrammers

Mike Ruane-Torr
=
Intro:mr.Eureka
I am nuke-terror
I make error.Nut !
Routine remark
Remarker in out

Cheers,
Zoran





Cheers,
Zoran
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[> [> [> Re: Intro : mr.Eureka -- Mike Ruane-Torr, 10:55:39 07/03/02 Wed

>It is tradition here to make anagrams
>from name of anagrammers
>
>Mike Ruane-Torr
>=
>Intro:mr.Eureka
>I am nuke-terror
>I make error.Nut !
>Routine remark
>Remarker in out

Thanks Zoran! I already knew about "Routine Remark", but "I am nuke-terror" is new to me, and excellent :-)
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[> [> [> Michael Ruane-Torr -- Allan Morley, 15:26:46 07/03/02 Wed

Welcome, Mike!

Michael Ruane-Torr =
Natural crime hero.
Thermonuclear air.
Certain, real humor.
Mortal hernia cure.
Rhetorical manure!

Very rude...
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Real hair on rectum!

;-)
Allan
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[> [> [> [> Re: Michael Ruane-Torr -- Mike Ruane-Torr, 18:15:56 07/03/02 Wed

>Natural crime hero.
>Thermonuclear air.
>Mortal hernia cure.
>Rhetorical manure!
>Real hair on rectum!

Very good. I already had Thermonuclear air. The last one is extremely funny, though I have to say that the one that best describes me is probably the one above it - at least, according to my wife... :-)
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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Michael Ruane-Torr WELCOME -- Larry Brash, 08:42:10 07/04/02 Thu


>>Rhetorical manure!
>>Real hair on rectum!
>
>Very good. I already had Thermonuclear air. The last
>one is extremely funny, though I have to say that the
>one that best describes me is probably the one above
>it - at least, according to my wife... :-)

Also:
Mike Ruane-Torr =
Ukraine tremor.

Michael Ruane-Torr =
Curtail menorrhea. [a gynaecologist?]
Another mercurial.... [got a temper?]
Ultramarine, ochre, .. [an artist?]

Some aliases:

Arthur Ceremonial
Elinore MacArthur
Ermaline Harcourt
Carmelo Arthurine
Louren Marcherita

Welcome, Mike.

Larry
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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Michael Ruane-Torr WELCOME -- Mike Ruane-Torr, 09:06:23 07/04/02 Thu

I must say, I'm totally overwhelmed by such a wonderful array of anagrams of my name. Thanks for such a warm welcome, everyone! Needless to say, I'm going to make a list of them and keep them somewhere safe.

However, excellent though they are, they will find it hard to beat the best name anagram I ever found. My wife's full maiden name before our marriage came out as:

"I'm disturbed marriage annoyance"

I married her anyway!
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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Keep forgetting to post these -- Richard G, 02:33:15 07/09/02 Tue

Welcome, Mike. I found these 'grams a while back but never got around to sending them in:

Michael Ruane-Torr =
Learn Curie or math.
I am rather cruel, no?
O, rather numerical.
Unethical armorer.

and, bizarrely:
Remote rural China.

>My wife's full maiden name before our marriage came out as:
>"I'm disturbed marriage annoyance"

Anna-Marie Isadore Berg-McNudity? ;)

RG
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[> [> [> Re: Intro : mr.Eureka -- Paul Pan, 22:49:35 07/03/02 Wed

Here are some name 'gram aliases:

- Claire-Ruth Moaner
- Marilene Harcourt
- Harriote McLauren
- Lucretia Roehrman
- Laurencia Thormer
- Moncerrat Haulier
- Hercule Martirano
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[> [> Re: [Prying eyes = I-spy energy! Just spotted this, very good. General NOM] Thanks, Mike, and Welcome! -- Jaybur, 17:24:13 07/03/02 Wed
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MMR vaccine (UK topical) -- Mike Ruane-Torr, 02:10:43 07/09/02 Tue

Look on this as an anagram or an antigram, depending on your viewpoint!

The Measles, Mumps and Rubella vaccine
=
Plasma element saved incurable chums.
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Love at first sight = If starlight votes... -- Hans-Peter, 04:48:03 07/08/02 Mon

A bit of melancholy....



;-)
Cheers
Hans-Peter
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[> :-) This is nice, HP! (I once found "Fetish to vast girl"!) -- Joe F., 04:54:59 07/08/02 Mon
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[> [> I know, Joe. I found it during my search for anticipation! Nice one,too! -- Hans-Peter, 06:19:44 07/08/02 Mon
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[> [> [> A crude ones! -- Paul Pan, 18:51:23 07/08/02 Mon

Flash tits, vertigo, ~ love at first site!
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[> [> [> [> Re: A crude ones! -- Hans-Peter, 00:32:49 07/09/02 Tue

>Flash tits, vertigo, ~ love at first site!

That has already been found by Rick Rothstein (April I think).
I would have written it that way:
Tits! Flash! Vertigo!

(I found it but refused to publish it because of Ricks
newsgroup post back then...)
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[> Re: Love at first sight = If starlight votes... Very romantic NOM (much unlike mine, see below :P) n/t -- Paul Pan, 19:14:46 07/08/02 Mon

>A bit of melancholy....
>
>
>
>;-)
>Cheers
>Hans-Peter
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[> [> Re: Love at first sight = If starlight votes... Very romantic NOM Thanks Paul. -- Hans-Peter, 00:33:54 07/09/02 Tue

>>A bit of melancholy....
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The wimbeldon final = Find ball, o white men! -- Mattias Inghe, 23:44:09 07/08/02 Mon
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Voting closes in 24 hours -- Larry Brash, 22:44:25 07/08/02 Mon

Voting will close in approximately 24 hours.

The URL direct to the Anagrammy Voting Page is:
../vote.html

Vote now, before it is too late.

Thank you
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Millionaire = Limo, airline -- Joe F., 08:18:15 07/08/02 Mon
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[> Re: Millionaire = Limo, airline Great :) NOM -- Paul Pan, 09:48:20 07/08/02 Mon
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[> [> Thanks Paul! -- Joe F., 10:59:17 07/08/02 Mon
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The Gaming Tables = Gambling at these. -- Mey K., 08:09:15 07/08/02 Mon
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[> Re: The Gaming Tables = Gambling at these. Excellent Mey, Gen NOM! -- Joe F., 08:16:38 07/08/02 Mon
[1152]
Official Statements = One fat lie mists fact -- Joe F., 10:14:24 07/07/02 Sun
[1139]

[> What, just the one? GEN NOM -- Richard G, 17:43:26 07/07/02 Sun
[1142]

[> [> Thanks for this and the Long Nom, RG! -- Joe F., 23:06:38 07/07/02 Sun
[1144]
Roots, Rock, Reggae ;) -- Paul Pan, 05:34:32 07/06/02 Sat

Bob Marley, *War*
Until the philosophy which holds one race Superior and another inferior Is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned Everywhere is war, me say war That until there is no longer first class And second class citizens of any nation Until the colour of a man's skin Is of no more significance than the colour of his eyes Me say war That until the basic human rights are equally Guaranteed to all, without regard to race Dis a war That until that day The dream of lasting peace, world citizenship Rule of international morality Will remain in but a fleeting illusion To be pursued, but never attained Now everywhere is war, war And until the ignoble and unhappy regimes That hold our brothers in Angola, in Mozambique, South Africa sub-human bondage Have been toppled, utterly destroyed Well, everywhere is war, me say war War in the east, war in the west War up north, war down south War, war, rumours of war And until that day, the African continent Will not know peace, we Africans will fight We find it necessary and we know we shall win As we are confident in the victory Of good over evil, good over evil, good over evil Good over evil, good over evil, good over evil

=

The Rastafarianism movement originated in Kingston and won crowds of followers world wide. It worships overthrown Ethiopian ruler, Haile Selassie I, as an utter living God.
When a delegation of elated Rastas wandered up to Ethiopia to honour Haile -- who was a Christian, and no saint! -- an uncivil ninny official sent them away. Wow, what uncanny irony! However, this made their reverence stronger. Besides, God is not supposed to know he is God. Haile is remembered for land reform , the worthy emancipation of slaves, and for universal suffrage.

Rasta culture is revolutionary, witty, colorful. They proudly wear waving, uncut, wiry-woven wool "natty dreadlocks", idolize Zion, downthrow the evil wrathful vain white cutthroat whore of Babylon, inhale on a certain illicit herb ("... to eat every herb of the land " (Genesis)" , shun alcohol and only eat natural "vital I-Tal" lunch.
Marley popularized Reggae culture everywhere. He drew from Rastafarian ritual drumming, chanting, and dance beat.
In his renowned opus titled *War*, Bob Marley delicately binds a dynamic speech written by Selassie with a buoyant reggae tune: A noble quest for world peace and equal rights, more vital now than ever.
[1135]

[> Excellent, Paul! Long nom. -- Richard G, 17:38:49 07/07/02 Sun
[1140]

[> [> Re: Excellent, Paul! Long nom. Merci, RG :) -- Paul Pan, 20:32:32 07/07/02 Sun
[1143]
UK electoral race -- Joe F., 06:44:29 07/06/02 Sat

Labour's lead over the Conservatives is down to three per cent
=
Both are ancient, worn-out, perverted, voteless cash-lovers! DIE!!!
[1136]

[> Ha! Long nom, Joe. -- Richard G, 17:40:20 07/07/02 Sun
[1141]
Topical tennis -- Jaybur, 01:40:33 07/07/02 Sun

Serena Williams has beaten her sister Venus to take the Womens'Singles Title at Wimbledon.

Serena Williams = A win! Real smiles!
[1138]
[Tennis] Tim Henman loses = The man is solemn -- Jaybur, 19:12:55 07/06/02 Sat
[1137]
THE LEADER BOARD IS OPEN -- Larry Brash, 22:01:10 07/05/02 Fri

11 votes in and the Leader Board is now open:

Click Here

You will need the password to enter. You will get the password after you have voted.

BTW, the Awardsmaster's Challenge was reduced to one entry per member, because of the large number of entries (23). 13 made the final list.

Larry
[1126]

[> Re: THE LEADER BOARD IS OPEN -- Larry Brash, 22:03:15 07/05/02 Fri

BTW, the Awardsmaster's Challenge was reduced to one entry per member, because of the large number of
entries (23). 13 made the final list and they are all very high standard.

Larry
[1127]

[> [> Re: THE LEADER BOARD IS OPEN :-( -- Hans-Peter, 01:42:35 07/06/02 Sat

>BTW, the Awardsmaster's Challenge was reduced to one
>entry per member, because of the large number of
>entries (23). 13 made the final list and they are all
>very high standard.

Hi Larry,
(I just sent a mail, forget it!)
I donīt want to moan (itīs just a fun contest, isnīt it?),
but I find it a bad idea to change the rules AFTER the
closing date (or have I missed something?!?!). Donīt know
what the voters think, but I personally think the better of my two entries has not been considered. Bad luck?
Well, itīs too late now Iīm afraid, the voting has begun.
I think 23 entries isnīt that much, so I am not really sure if that would really is a reason to cut the numbers short.
Just my two cents.
Hans-Peter
[1132]

[> [> [> Sorry for typos -- Hans-Peter, 01:46:02 07/06/02 Sat

Here is the correct sentence :

I think 23 entries isnīt that much, so I am not really
sure if that really is a reason to cut the
numbers of entries short.
[1133]

[> [> [> Sorry about that, Hans-Peter -- Richard G, 02:15:53 07/06/02 Sat

>I donīt want to moan (itīs just a fun contest, isnīt
>it?), but I find it a bad idea to change the rules
>AFTER the closing date (or have I missed something?!?!).

Yeah, sorry about the last-minute change. But 23 would IIRC have been the biggest field we'd ever run, with a proportional number of voters choosing to skip the category as a result.

BTW the details of each Awardsmaster's Challenge have always been tailored to suit the response it gets. On the first occasion I believe we initially allowed three to be run per person but cut that down to two by the end, and we've had at least one previous Challenge with single entries. Sorry if we didn't make this aspect of the rules clear.

>Donīt know what the voters think, but I personally think
>the better of my two entries has not been considered.
>Bad luck?

Larry and I picked what we thought was marginally the better of two very good efforts. Our apologies if we chose the one you'd have dropped.

RG
[1134]
The Eminem Show = New "Em" hits home -- Mattias Inghe, 23:25:27 07/05/02 Fri

Just wanted

Also:
Theme: His women.
Women? He IS them!
Theme: His men. Ow!
Most, he whine "me"
Swine: "Me!" Them: "Oh!"
"Me, me!" He own shit.

And for the desperate fan:
Him + Me = We. Honest!


Mattias Inghe
(Intimate shag)
[1130]

[> Re: The Eminem Show = New "Em" hits home -- Mattias Inghe, 23:27:23 07/05/02 Fri

>Just wanted

"Just wanted to post this while I was on a roll" was what I wanted to say. :)



Mattias Inghe
(Intimate shag)
[1131]
Rude! -- Paul Pan, 20:34:33 07/05/02 Fri

G-spot stimulation =
Pulsating, to moist
Nip got a slut moist
Not a moist slut, pig! (response from offended feminist)
Smug! Tits, optional
Aim piston: got slut!
[1121]

[> Rude NOM - see text -- Mike Ruane-Torr, 21:04:19 07/05/02 Fri

>G-spot stimulation =
>Smug! Tits, optional

I like this one best, and am nominating it: However, I think it would work better without the comma.

G-spot stimulation =
Smug! Tits optional.
[1122]

[> [> Re: Rude NOM - see text Thanks :) I agree with your grammatical corrcetion. n/t -- Paul Pan, 23:14:04 07/05/02 Fri

>>G-spot stimulation =
>>Smug! Tits, optional
>
>I like this one best, and am nominating it: However, I
>think it would work better without the comma.
>
>G-spot stimulation =
>Smug! Tits optional.
[1129]
The British Educational System = I echo Blair's state myths in duet. -- Joe F., 22:17:54 07/05/02 Fri
[1128]
Awardsmaster's Challenge -- Larry Brash, 09:51:44 06/19/02 Wed

2 people have suggested that we use Armstrong's famous quote for a long-overdue Awardsmaster's Challenge.

So be it!

We have 4 brilliant versions already, so see what you can do with it:

"That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind." Neil Armstrong

So far we have:

Richard Grantham with
Gentleman made first moon trip, thanks again to all personnel from NASA.

Adrian Hickford with:
"Eagle" flips open antenna; transmits landmark signal from Moon to Earth.

Allan Morley with:
After little hops, gentleman skips an 'a' and mangles narration from Moon.

Paul Pan with:
NASA pranks planet! Terrestrial men shot a film montage of "Moon Landing."


I will allow 2 versions per member.

This will leave Long Category vacant at present.

Larry
[847]

[> Re: Awardsmaster's Challenge -- Matjaz P, 10:59:26 06/19/02 Wed

The last mark in annals :
"Moon's a damn fine golf terrain.Let me.. [a strong POP!]"
[848]

[> [> Re: Awardsmaster's Challenge -- Mattias Inghe, 18:57:05 07/05/02 Fri

>The last mark in annals :
>"Moon's a damn fine golf terrain.Let me.. [a strong
>POP!]"

I donīt know why, but I found this one hilarious.

Mattias Inghe
(Hint: I am Gates)
[1117]

[> [> [> Re: Awardsmaster's Challenge -- Matjaz P., 19:10:34 07/05/02 Fri

>>The last mark in annals :
>>"Moon's a damn fine golf terrain.Let me.. [a strong
>>POP!]"
>
>I donīt know why, but I found this one hilarious.
>
>Mattias Inghe
>(Hint: I am Gates)

Probably because of the Moon Hill.

Matjaz.
[1119]

[> Re: Awardsmaster's Challenge -- Matjaz P., 20:34:03 06/19/02 Wed


"That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind." Neil Armstrong

=
"Fearless, rampant small men link in on a giant moon? Not a step farther!" God.
[849]

[> Re: Awardsmaster's Challenge -- Joe F., 23:08:36 06/19/02 Wed

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil Armstrong
=
Poor folk ate dirt as NASA management men spent ransom on ill-ran flight.
[851]

[> Rude! -- Paul Pan, 00:27:40 06/20/02 Thu

That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for
mankind." Neil Armstrong
=
Moon-signal ran a plan to Mme Gorski:
"Strip fast, fellate an enthroned man".

To see what I'm talking about, check out: http://www.beyondreversespeech.com.au/wn-0008.asp
[852]

[> [> Imroved (rude) variation -- Paul Pan, 05:01:10 06/20/02 Thu

That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for
mankind." Neil Armstrong
=
Moon-Land antenna signal to Mme Gorski:
"Strip apron fast, fellate her man"..

(please disregard previous version)
[853]

[> [> Re: Rude! -- Larry, 15:00:08 06/20/02 Thu

>That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for
>mankind." Neil Armstrong
>=
>Moon-signal ran a plan to Mme Gorski:
>"Strip fast, fellate an enthroned man".
>
>To see what I'm talking about, check out:
>http://www.beyondreversespeech.com.au/wn-0008.asp

A great story, but many sources say it is a myth.

Larry
[859]

[> [> [> Re: Rude! -- Paul Pan, 19:20:33 06/20/02 Thu

>A great story, but many sources say it is a myth.
>

...its quite an 'urban legend' (=Blend 'n' argue) ;)
[862]

[> [> [> Re: VERY Rude! -- Allan Morley, 00:42:18 06/22/02 Sat

>>That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for
>>mankind." Neil Armstrong
>>=
>>Moon-signal ran a plan to Mme Gorski:
>>"Strip fast, fellate an enthroned man".
>>
>>To see what I'm talking about, check out:
>>http://www.beyondreversespeech.com.au/wn-0008.asp
>
>A great story, but many sources say it is a myth.

Good luck, Mister Gorsky =
Look, sod, suck my trigger! ;-)

Allan
[876]

[> Re: Awardsmaster's Challenge -- Larry Brash, 14:40:54 06/20/02 Thu

"That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for Mankind", Neil Armstrong.
=
An "Eagle" lands on Earth's moon, making a first small permanent footprint.
[855]

[> [> Beautiful! NOM -- PaulPan, 14:49:30 06/20/02 Thu

>"That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for
>Mankind", Neil Armstrong.
>=
>An "Eagle" lands on Earth's moon, making a first small
>permanent footprint.
[858]

[> [> [> Thanks, Paul. Entries to the Challenge are automatically nommed. Best 2 make the final list. -- Larry, 23:04:23 06/20/02 Thu
[866]

[> Re: Awardsmaster's Challenge -- Adrian H, 00:17:10 06/21/02 Fri

"That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind." Neil Armstrong
=
Anagram: "First spoken on Planet Earth's satellite from moon-landing man."

---
Adrian
[867]

[> [> Re: Awardsmaster's Challenge. VERY NEAT, ADRIAN! -- Larry, 23:45:06 06/21/02 Fri
[874]

[> My 2nd go -- Allan Morley, 00:39:14 06/22/02 Sat

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil Armstrong
=
An Aldrin's on fresh Moon gangplank one moment later... as if it matters, pal.

;-)

Allan
[875]

[> [> Re: My 2nd go -- Mike Ruane-Torr, 21:14:38 07/05/02 Fri

>"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for
>mankind." Neil Armstrong
>=
>An Aldrin's on fresh Moon gangplank one moment
>later... as if it matters, pal.
>
>;-)
>
>Allan

I'd like to know why this one wasn't on the voting page! I would have given it first place.

Weren't there supposed to be two entries from each person?
[1125]

[> Re: Awardsmaster's Challenge -- Jaybur, 03:19:42 06/22/02 Sat

"That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for
mankind." Neil Armstrong
=
Report meant an Apollo man's first then, at making fearless moon-landing.


Janet
[878]

[> [> Re: Awardsmaster's Challenge: Another attempt -- Jaybur, 04:19:19 06/23/02 Sun

"That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for
mankind." Neil Armstrong
=
An earthman landing on Moon speaks; meaning all profit later from tests.


Janet
[889]

[> My contribution -- Mey K., 08:49:37 06/22/02 Sat



"That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for Mankind", Neil Armstrong
=
Most poignant line from moon-landing sparks an eternal flame at hearts.


Later,
Mey K.
[885]

[> My little contribution -- Hans-Peter Reich, 22:34:36 06/22/02 Sat

That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind." Neil Armstrong

=

Apollo mission marks a milestone. Fanfare that grand long-term pennant.



Cheers
Hans-Peter
[886]

[> and the second one.... -- Hans-Peter Reich, 01:03:14 06/23/02 Sun

"That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind." Neil Armstrong

=

Gentleman sprang off a starship and sent an emotional moral to Kremlin.


Cheers
Hans-Peter
[887]

[> Re: Awardsmaster's Challenge -- David A. Green, 06:56:34 06/27/02 Thu

"That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for
mankind." Neil Armstrong =

NASA sent married man along to Moon: talks, left prominent flag near ship.
[941]

[> An iambic tetrameter couplet -- Richard Brodie, 18:33:59 06/30/02 Sun

"That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind." Neil Armstrong
=
On moon, mile long paths feet attain;
Men's arms park flag on land's terrain.
[1007]

[> [> Impressive, Richard. -- Richard G, 14:48:20 07/01/02 Mon
[1020]
Civility costs nothing = Civil! It's no-cost thingy! -- Ellie, 21:11:37 07/05/02 Fri
[1124]
Toilet humour = Oh, I'm true lout! -- Ellie, 21:08:21 07/05/02 Fri
[1123]
Rude enough for ya? -- Mattias Inghe, 18:38:34 07/05/02 Fri

Fellatio and Cunnilingus = I find no cunt. Anus illegal?

cherrs!
Mattias Inghe
(Iīm a neat sight)
[1116]

[> And yet another one -- Mattias Inghe, 19:02:13 07/05/02 Fri

Sado-masochistic men =
So a chic ms dominates.

They just keep on coming. :)


Mattias Inghe
[1118]

[> Re: Rude enough for ya? Yes! rude NOM :) -- Pavlos, 19:26:11 07/05/02 Fri

>Fellatio and Cunnilingus = I find no cunt. Anus
>illegal?
>
>cherrs!
>Mattias Inghe
>(Iīm a neat sight)
[1120]
What a dog does... (RUDE) -- Mike Ruane-Torr, 01:54:26 07/05/02 Fri

What a dog does to your leg...

masturbation
=
Mutt abrasion

:-)
[1110]

[> LOL, LOL and LOL :) Rude NOM! -- Paul Pan, 03:08:48 07/05/02 Fri

>What a dog does to your leg...
>
>masturbation
>=
>Mutt abrasion
>
>:-)
[1112]

[> [> More (rude) -- Paul Pan, 03:29:43 07/05/02 Fri

An aunt of mine has this damn poodle which performs...

turbo-stamina ~ masturbation

...on people's legs...
[1113]

[> [> [> Re: More (rude) This also deserves a rude NOM, Paul! -- Joe F., 09:29:56 07/05/02 Fri

>turbo-stamina ~ masturbation
[1115]
God Bless America (highly satirical and sarcastic) -- Joe F., 09:23:57 07/05/02 Fri

God Bless America
=
I'd massacre Globe
Slice 'em Arab dogs!
As ego bled racism
[1114]
VOTING IS NOW OPEN -- Larry Brash, 02:33:30 07/05/02 Fri

Voting is now open for this month's Anagrammy Awards.

Voting will be open for approximately 5 days. I will also send a final reminder in the final 24 hours.

Everyone is welcome to vote.

The URL direct to the Anagrammy Voting Page is:
HERE

Larry
[1111]
A British atheist = This satire habit -- Mike Ruane-Torr, 20:07:49 07/04/02 Thu
[1109]
Stephanie Seymour -- Zoran, 10:51:13 07/03/02 Wed

In my heart-espouse !
It's a supreme honey !

Zoran
(It's me,shy European)
[1076]

[> Re: Stephanie Seymour - NAME NOM -- Mike Ruane-Torr, 22:38:29 07/03/02 Wed

>It's a supreme honey !
This one is great! Name NOM
[1091]

[> [> Re: Stephanie Seymour - NAME NOM * Thanks, Mike ! (Think,ask me !) -- Zoran, 10:52:48 07/04/02 Thu
[1108]

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