Andrew Brehaut

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Waltzing Matilda

Once a jolly swagman
Camped by a billabong
Under the shade of a coolabah tree
And he sang as he watched
And waited 'til his billy boiled
You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me.

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda
Who'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled
Who'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me.

An alleged bandit made his hideaway
reasonably close to mythological channel
by a glade.
Meanwhile, he made his waltz poem to act a jig to
and saw caldron bubble with fluid.

Waltz with aging madam, waltz with a dame
Will any come to waltz with this old woman?
He coined his ballad gazing at his mild made tea
Will all men bid a little dance with gal?

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The opening lines from Moby Dick by Herman Melville

"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago--never mind how long precisely--having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me."

Now honestly prized as a consummate piece of literature and one of the greatest books through all of time, Moby-Dick was published to unforgiving opinion, and the writer, Herman Melville, was unable to make a proper living. He wrote few novels after this. Retiring from a full time literary life, he wrote poems and some short stories. Only through the 1920s were many qualities of his epic novel fully questioned. It is the gripping story of a whaling ship trip as seen eerily by the eyes of emotive Ishmael, the narrator, and his pursuit of the white whale. However, the novel frankly concerns itself primarily with many potent issues of 19th century American thought too. The relationship between land and sea epitomize the grave struggle between adventure and domesticity. AhabÍs monomania, as implied in his thrilling pursuit of the mighty whale, thereby graphs a comment on the implicit feelings of crippling disillusionment in 19th century America psyche and on the convincing mythology that the rigorous single-minded pursuit of ideals are vain, wrong and harshly self-destructive.

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The devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came upon this young man
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped
Up on a hickory stump
And said boy let me tell you what

Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold
Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you

The boy said my name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been

The devil opened up his case
And he said I'll start this show
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow

Then he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

[Instrumental]

When the devil finished
Johnny said well you're pretty good old son
Just sit right in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done

He played Fire on the Mountain
Run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan picken' out dough
Granny does your dog bite
No child, no

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground and Johnny's feet

Johnny said, Devil just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the best there's ever been

And he played Fire on the Mountain
Run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan picken' out dough
Granny does your dog bite
No child, no

Dubya went to the Mid East
Looking for a scapegoat to slay
He was in a flap
'cause of all the crap
From the nine eleven day.

When he came upon an Islamic
Teachin' Jihad and teachin' it hot
And Dubya dived
Into his plane
And jibed "So, Osama, let me tell you what."

Now you've got good religion, child
But give the president his due
I'll bet US forces against your Jihad
Because the US is better than you.

The bloke claimed "Hallo, I am Osama
And this Jihad's not a sin.
You naive heathen whore
You're gonna be sore
I'm the most insipid that's ever been"

Childish Dubya opened up his den
And spoke of his intended plan
Of dinnin' where Jihadi followers lived
And injurin' Taliban.

He sung "Crush the Taliban one by one"
Ol' Dubya's on the shore of Bin Laden
Hunt him down fervidly, hunt down the shit.
Guided rocket strikes
Hit by hit.

When George's finessed guns were shooting
Osama lipped "You're pretty good old son,
But we fell both your towers
With planes, not your cannons."

Dubya sung "Kill the Jihadis one by one"
Ol' Dubya's on the shore of Bin Laden
Hunt him down fervidly, hunt down the shit.
Guided rocket strikes
Hit by hit.

The Taliban panicked and lay down their guns
They knew that they were beat
And kneeled the Afghan nation
On the ground at George's feet.

A dejected George said "Laden, give up
You're drivin' me insane
If you don't give in, you dim Muslim
I'll apprehend your dad, Saddam Hussein."

He vowed "Crush innocent Mid Easterns one by one"
Ol' Dubya's on the shore of Bin Laden
Hunt 'em down fervidly, hunt down the shiite.
Guided cannon strikes
Hit by hit. ade tea
Will all men bid a little dance with gal?

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Updated: May 10, 2016


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