Allan Morley

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Two very different versions of Death of a Whale by John Blight.

Death of a Whale

When the mouse died, there was a sort of pity;
The tiny, delicate creature made for grief.
Yesterday, instead, the dead whale on the reef
Drew an excited multitude to the jetty.
How must a whale die to wring a tear?
Lugubrious death of a whale; the big
Feast for the gulls and sharks; the tug
Of the tide simulating life still there,
Until the air, polluted, swings this way
Like a door ajar from a slaughterhouse.
Pooh! pooh! spare us, give us the death of a mouse
By its tiny hole; not this in our lovely bay.
-- Sorry, we are, too, when a child dies:
But at the immolation of a race, who cries?

Hidden away by the fighting of a World War, a hateful, audacious attempt by the Turks to subdue some Armenians faithful to Jesus who were in the area resulted in a huge, horrific slaughter - at least a million that were shot, impaled, flayed, asphyxiated or starved to death. Yet the wider world totally forgot this ugly, egregious episode with incautious haste - unlike the Jewish Shoah that echoed it, it yielded few memorials; few history lectures are taught; few Hollywood features have hitherto been filmed...

There are no Armenian Holocaust apologists. There do not need to be.

A true tale. (Allegedly.)

There was a wee mouse in the stove of a dilapidated old share house. It used to emerge from a hole daily at much the same time for food. The guys threw their knives at it when they were bored, and as a joke tried asphyxiating it with gas. Finally they tried the usual. But their hardware shop just had a great huge rat trap, which a wee mouse won't usually release. So they filed it down to a hair-trigger... when it went off, with a huge, loud noise, it pounded the animal so forcefully that both of its little eyeballs shot out of their orifices and bounced across the room.

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