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Original text in yellow, anagram in pink.

An extension of the Monty Python Parrot Sketch.

Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

Owner: No no! 'E's pining!

Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

'E's suffering disembodiment, poppies and lilies are strewn about 'is domicile! The Grim Reaper's paid a visit and put 'im on the wormfood buffet! The great kickoff is in fifteen minutes and 'e's the ball! 'E's a fossil in the making! 'E's gone on excursion to the Elysian Fields whilst conspirin' to remain under the offices thereof and perhaps be reborn ephemerally in passionate lionhood! This beautious necrotic Dickybird is expired! 'E's soujourned over the rainbow! 'E's schlepped down the unschooled mile to the vet's! Vim? I motor to rest.

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Updated: May 10, 2016


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