Old Devonian Carol – writer unknown (for fear of his life)
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh I love the pheasant shoot we have on Boxing Day
Shoot the buggers up the bum, watch them flap and squeak
See them plummet from the sky, fall headlong on their beak
Dashing through the snow, setting badger snares
Laughing as we go, blasting bats and hares
Oh I love that cordite smell, see the shotguns blaze
Shooting owls off their nests and squirrels in their drays
Line up troops around the wood, 20 people deep
Get some target practice, peppering a sheep
Pheasant gliding o'er the wood, carefree more or less
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Oh what a bloody mess
Feathers floating in the air, drifting like the snow
This way went a gizzard, that way went a toe
"Good shot!" said the landlord, bagged him in the brain
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Oh here we go again
End of day approaches, corpses piled high
97 pheasants and the odd magpie
87 turtledoves, woodcock 33
27 partridges and the odd pear tree
Spotted in the distance, huddled in the snow
Are 10 evicted tenants with nowhere else to go
Thrown out of their cottages, in the dead of night
To house asylum seekers because the price is right
Jingle bells, jingle bells, what a lot of fuss
We get from vegetarians and the townie wuss
You stick to your cabbage soup you bunch of townie twats
And leave us to our rural ways and elegant fox hats
Hodge-podge song - by Zoran Radisavlevic
(to please the audience and get few points, I guess)
On the end of 2003. we want the peace,
The Beatles, The Eagles, Abba, Bee Gees,
laugh, blah-blah-blah, good gag...
Be sure, we don't need "Bang! Bang! Bang!"
So, put the gun, please put the gun!
Be the guest of website with delightful fun!
Grams! Grams! Grams! Good fun has begun!
Enjoy and see what's going on!
Larry Brash begs the people with final selections,
Richard Grantham helps and shows the good intentions.
Mey Kraus plans to win 9 first places...
No doubt, he's big favorite in the most of cases!
Jesse Frankovich has 77 nominations,
David Bourke - rude jokes with the good vibrations.
The best (and only) lady Jaybur
is a noble, peaceful neighbor.
She's sweet baby and we all hope
that one day she'll be on the top!
Go to get the 'grams! Go to get the 'grams!
Don't change the plans! Go to get the 'grams!
Richard Brodie has a song, huge and extra long.
87321 letters he used for writing.
Tough stuff and exciting fighting!
Mike Keith swears on God his work is "triple true".
There are also Matjaz Pihler and Aronas Pinchas "View",
Paul Pan, Toby Gottfried "Wordminer",
Adrian Hickford and Scott Gardner.
Good fellow Hans-Peter Reich was also seen
and with all those people David A. Green.
But where is Walter Newboldt which I forgot to mention?
Is he really "World web talent"? That's a quiz question!
On the end of song, I want to call:
Good health and Happy New Year to all!