Joe Fathallah

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Numb
Linkin Park

I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertone, just caught in the undertone)
Every step I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertone, just caught in the undertone)

I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I've become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

Can't you see that you're smothering me
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you
(Caught in the undertone, just caught in the undertone)
Every step I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertone, just caught in the undertone)
And every second I waste is more than I can take

I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I've become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

And I know
I may end up failing too
But I know
You were just like me with someone disappointed in you

I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I've become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Is everything what you want me to be
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Is everything what you want me to be

Dumb
Stinkin Junk

I open a tuna can, I cut a finger
In sexual intercourse, I often get faint
Try to focus, dreams of you linger
If I go on a run, I plunge over, I bet
(Been in the gloomy world, just been in the gloomy world)
Whenever I eat kebab it tips on the carpet
(Been in the gloomy world, just been in the gloomy world)

I've become so dumb that I need to scream
You make me feel torn, it is how you seem
Everything I try, failure's the outcome
'Cause the thought of you sends me to the rum

On a beach I die in the noon sun
You're cute, you cause cuckoo noises up in this head
Under a car because I cannot run
I go into a bed, awake in a net
(Been in the gloomy world, just been in the gloomy world)
Whenever I eat kebab it tips on the carpet
(Been in the gloomy world, just been in the gloomy world)
As I try to rest I lie awake nude thinking of pain

I've become so dumb that I need to scream
You make me feel torn, it is how you seem
Everything I try, failure's the outcome
'Cause the thought of you sends me to the rum

Your aura
And I eat an anorak
I know it
'Cause I would untie at stout veins, invite guilt, have the sack

I've become so dumb that I need to scream
You make me feel torn, it is how you seem
Everything I try, failure's the outcome
'Cause the thought of you sends me to the rum

I've become so dumb that I need to scream
The trembling knees when I walk in this place
I've become so dumb that I need to scream
The trembling knees when I walk in this place

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Mambo No. 5
Lou Bega

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo No. 5...

One, two, three, four, five,
Everybody's in the car, so come on - let's ride,
To the liqueur store around the corner,
The boys say they want some gin and juice,
But I really don't wanna beerbust like I had last week.
I must stay deep, because talk is cheap.
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita,
And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter!

So what can I do? I really beg you my Lord,
To me flirting, it's just like sport, anything fly.
It's all good, let me dump it, please set in the trumpet!

A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side.
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see.
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long.
A little bit of Jessica here I am,
A little bit of you makes me your man!

...Mambo No.5!

Jump up and down, go and move it all around,
Shake your head to the sound, put your hand on the ground.
Take one step left, and one step right,
One to the front, and one to the side.
Clap your hands once, and clap your hands twice,
And if it looks like this, then you're doing it right!

A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side.
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see.
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long.
A little bit of Jessica here I am,
A little bit of you makes me your man!

Trumpet! The trumpet!
...Mambo No.5!

A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side.
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see.
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long.
A little bit of Jessica here I am,
A little bit of you makes me your man!

I do all to,
Fall in love with a girl like you.
You can't run, and you can't hide,
You and me gonna touch the sky!

A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side.
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see.
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long.
A little bit of Jessica here I am,
A little bit of you makes me your man!

Lambo No 5
Ewe Raider

I think this is Lambo No 5!

I am out late at night,
Have some women and a vodka then I feel all right.
I come home and you aim to at hit me.
You turn nasty so I run away,
I sit in torrential rain, salt water tears in my eyes,
I stroll on, a mountain starts to rise,
A stream is in the country and the air starts to clear,
I lie in the meadow and stare at nature near.

I was feeling blue, then suddenly I see the ewe
And my hurting is nearly through. Just think of her
Spread in jam, I yearn for her, more than any fit girl!

A little bit of Annabelle in the hay,
A little bit of Marigold made my day.
A little bit of Woolly soaked in cum,
A little bit of Dolly up the bum.
A little bit of Ernie on my dick,
A little bit of Arnie feeling sick.
A little bit of Cederic passing out,
A little bit of sheep and I'm a lout!

Lambo No 5!

Join me in this, because it's total bliss,
When a sheep gives a kiss contrast it to your Miss!
So hum out your intruding joys,
Just introduce some great nasty toys,
Elation on a toilet seat again,
And these neat fantasies send anyone insane.

A little bit of Annabelle in the hay,
A little bit of Marigold made my day.
A little bit of Woolly soaked in cum,
A little bit of Dolly up the bum.
A little bit of Ernie on my dick,
A little bit of Arnie feeling sick.
A little bit of Cederic passing out,
A little bit of sheep and I'm a lout!

Hump it! The strumpet!
Lambo No 5!

A little bit of Annabelle in the hay,
A little bit of Marigold made my day.
A little bit of Woolly soaked in cum,
A little bit of Dolly up the bum.
A little bit of Ernie on my dick,
A little bit of Arnie feeling sick.
A little bit of Cederic passing out,
A little bit of sheep and I'm a lout!

A raring ewe,
Women are artificial through.
They just say "Quiet, fun boy!"
Yet animals, they do give me joy!

A little bit of Annabelle in the hay,
A little bit of Marigold made my day.
A little bit of Woolly soaked in cum,
A little bit of Dolly up the bum.
A little bit of Ernie on my dick,
A little bit of Arnie feeling sick.
A little bit of Cederic passing out,
A little bit of sheep and I'm a lout!

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Updated: May 10, 2016


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