The Heir to the Crown's a high horse bloke,
Fancy upper class ponce, he's not as folk!
Dull fella erred, and horror, by gad!
To chic dear Di was one horrid cad!
Rare flannel gaffer he is now,
Since wed to a rather frightful cow!
Proper charlie's one stiff high nerd;
Lesser HRH rank: an HRH turd.

Dour end sounds not odd you'd say?
Mourned some moons ago in May.
Odd in his urban coffin Grundy lay,
And in our hero, worms drilled their way
And Grundy's only bones today!
Skeleton nod is; rotten story eh?

Heir to the Throne's a high horse bloke,
Fancy upper class ponce is not as folk!
Nerd looks corny in a tartan kilt,
In sporran regalia to the hilt!

Dull fella erred, and horror, by gad!
To dear chic Di, was one horrid cad!
Rare flannel gaffer he is now,
Since wed to a rather common cow!

He's a puffed up nerd to boo,
One right proper charlie too!
The jerk could just be King? A toff!
That's if Mammy does pop off!

Mammy's toffee-nosed, birthright bore,
Is no commoner, that's for sure!
Grand, effeminate , VERY correct,
Remember man, quite elect!

My! Charlie's one stiff loon,
HRH rank: The HRH Goon!
Forevermore, here to do;
Go! To class, let's BOO!!

I HATE Marmite, and O! its pooh!
I HATE Coca Cola, and gum to chew!
I REJECT Coca Cola that made me spew!
I LOVE cachous, Jaffas, and stew!

I CAN'T stand pot, or a fag puff!
I LOVE a cute vulva, and vamps to stuff!
I LOVE a stuff! WOW! Oh! Gee!
I LOVE sugar, jam and fudge! Whoopee!!

I ADORE a venue, and a jovial jaunt!
I LOVE a jaunt! A jaunt! A jaunt!
I DON'T care tuppence for pop or pomp!
I LOVE vol-au-vents and a duet romp!

I WELCOME all ale to pep me up!
I LOVE a hiccup! A hiccup! Hiccup!!!
I VALUE free fun! A pee! A pee!
I LOVE ice cream, ale, and ME!

"MY BONNIER LOT"

O! Let me call you "Sweetheart" now, Belle of mine.
Like a song I whisper "Lil"...
Love worthy is of Heaven on high.
Name "Lil" is music in my ears
Like one virgin sweet white flower
Your twinkling name fills me with tears.

Of constant truth, Light and Love fill Heaven above
Attentive... chosen fondly...
O! Better half Lil, I want thee! And love is FREE!
Lil Lil, my Dove, I DO LOVE THEE.