Mike Keith

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A poem found on the Internet.

Where Lost Things Go
Brett B.

I found myself
strolling through
the Kingdom Lost.
It was one of those summer days
from your youth.

Through looming holes
in the sky
tumbled
piles of keys,
singleton white socks
and riches of spare change.

Chalk letters
from all the blackboards erased
cluttered the landscape.

In dugouts sat weeping men on benches
living an eternity
of just having lost the World Series.

Square houses with triangle roofs
lined the dead-end street that nobody ever turns down;
gardens of cartoon flowers
lost in the attic
grew in primary crayolas.

I met an old professor
with shocks of white hair
trying to escape from his head.
Today's stacks of lost papers cluttered his desk,
and yesterday's on the floor
and last year's in a mountain behind
his old, forgotten office.

I asked him, but he said,
"We don't have any memories here."

On Forlornness
Mike K.

I was skulking along, unrobed
when I noticed
it was missing again.
'Twas one of the cheerless
evenings of winter.

In the soft grass outside lay
old unbought hotdogs,
pairs of scissors,
and other horrors,
like men speaking in falsettos.

Flocks of ravens
looked downstream from forest perches
to scare me with their dull symbology.

In hotels the lithe lasses aroused
the old fathers,
their patronymic stature inflated ten-fold.

Mammoth statues with broken hearts
plotted my end - or so it appeared;
Covertly they watched the
last onslaught of urbanity,
the sad wreckage of the motherland.

I noted John Wayne nearby,
on a dusty steed,
still bloody from his latest scuffle.
Between horse grooming
and saddle greasing,
he adeptly scratched his itchy crotch.

I inquired of him, but he shrugged,
"Sorry, I don't have your penis."

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A poem in which each line (including the title) is an anagram.

    APT, NOT HIDDEN, TALE
      (FOR A MINOR)
                      -- LEWIS C.

The main trip of Alice's to Wonderland,
 from the water-side capital (in London),
  started one mid-April, twice half-noon.

Her mind floated on, went pictorial, as
 ironic animals now plotted her fated
  end: to now inspire a flat-mate, or child!

First a tall Hare pointed, "Come! Down! In!"
 She followed it, in a tacit manner. "Drop!
  Fall in! Now come!", he said. "Ditto, partner!"

The food said, in Cornwall print, EAT ME,
 and it made her so tall! In poetic frown,
  she panted, "Lord, I'm faint! Lower! A tonic!"

Now the normal Alice drifts on a tepid
 thermal wind. A "pool of tears" incident
  ends with Alice on pet Mr. Rat, in a flood.

Left on Northampton, Alice said "Weird!",
 and "Weird!" once more. "If that soil-plant
  can do that, I'll opt (weird Me) for insane!"

"I'm not stoned!", whined a Caterpillar of
 few inches. "I'm rational, not pot-larded!"
  "To rise more, find a plant. Now eat, child!"

At Tea Time - pin on collar - she did frown,
 and wish for a nice lemon tart. "I, old pet,"
  Alice oft said to the Worm, "plan dinner!"

"Opinion? Trifles!", clowned a Mad Hatter.
 "Rip, winds!", flamed one Cottontail Hare.
  "Down in front! The meal police!", said Rat.

After this lampoon, an idle, Crown-tied
 Detail, relocated from a township inn
  to front lawn, opined: "Trim Alice's head!"

After the trial, Alice (on dim ponds now)
 fled to town, her April antics done. I'm a
  topic-wielder no more. And that's final!

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The first poem, by the current U.S. poet laureate, is about rain in the state I grew up in and lived in for many years. The anagram attempts to capture the somewhat less upbeat flavor of the rain in the state I currently live in.

Jersey Rain
  Robert Pinsky

Now near the end of the middle stretch of road
What have I learned? Some earthly wiles. An art.
That often I cannot tell good fortune from bad,
That once had seemed so easy to tell apart.

The source of art and woe aslant in the wind
Dissolves or nourishes everything it touches.
What roadbank gullies and ruts it doesn't mend
It carves the deeper, boiling tawny in ditches.

It spends itself regardless into the ocean.
It stains and scours and makes things dark or bright:
Sweat of the moon, a shroud of benediction,
The chilly liquefaction of day to night,

The Jersey rain, my rain, soaks all as one:
It smites Metuchen, Rahway, Saddle River,
Fair Haven, Newark, Little Silver, Bayonne.
I feel it churning even in fair weather

To craze distinction, dry the same as wet.
In ripples of heat the August drought still feeds
Vapors in the sky that swell to drench my state -
The Jersey rain, my rain, in streams and beads

Of indissoluble grudge and aspiration:
Original milk, replenisher of grief,
Descending destroyer, arrowed source of passion,
Silver and black, executioner, source of life.

Oregon Rain
  Mike Keith

Here I sit, on a Friday, contemplating this life;
What have I gained? Few valid skills, in fine.
An inability to separate tenderness from strife,
A tendency to spend too much time on-line.

Yet sure I see it falling downward in the yard;
It scars and distresses as it pelts our land.
With transverse force the rocks break into shards,
And reshape or destroy, as if by unseen hand.

It crosses o'er the rivers to the sea,
Drives and flies and scars the golden field:
Gall of hyssop, that rivulet of self-pity,
The gradual coalescence of hot to cold.

The Oregon rain, their rain, squashes us all;
It buries Portland, Medford, Beaverton, Bend,
Sweet Home, King City, Oakridge, Klamath Falls.
I hear it still scurrying, even after it ends,

To depress us more, in January just like June.
With ungentle intent, a cloudy zenith's mood,
The rain pours again at the dawn-attended moon -
The Oregon rain, their rain, in bowers and woods

Of cheerless vacancy and overhydration:
The ultimate wet dream, the besotter of souls;
Wretched dowser, shadowy harbinger of extinction,
Mythical scythe-bearer, man's final goal.

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Updated: May 10, 2016


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