Richard Grantham

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A selection of poems by Wendy Cope.

THE UNCERTAINTY OF THE POET

I am a poet,
I am very fond of bananas.

I am bananas,
I am very fond of a poet.

I am a poet of bananas.
I am very fond.

A fond poet of 'I am, I am' -
Very bananas.

Fond of Am I bananas?
Am I? - a very poet.

Bananas of a poet!
Am I fond? Am I very?

Poet bananas! I am
I am fond of a 'very'.

I am of very fond bananas.
Am I a poet?

BANANA POEM

I maintain my brave fantasia of metonymy,
Anapaest, spondee and onomatopoeia,
And feed and vivify my favorite ambition:
A soft fanfare and phantasm of fruit -
Maybe an aroma of papaya, an avocado before
One fine sapote, and moonbeams above: an affinity
For a vitamin-heavy panorama of ambrosia.

EMILY DICKINSON

Higgledy-piggledy
Emily Dickinson
Liked to use dashes
Instead of full stops.

Nowadays, faced with such
Idiosyncrasy,
Critics and editors
Send for the cops.

I occupy -- I know I do --
Secluded lodgings odd --
I ask myself -- for honesty --
Ingest -- and talk to God --

I didn't -- necessarily --
Dismiss society --
His circles hush'd -- perhaps we can
Defy -- finality --

AN UNUSUAL CAT POEM

My cat is dead
But I have decided not to make a big tragedy out of it.

EATING POEM

A dubious attitude
But mitigated, 'cause fat old Dave
Choked on my canary.

A NURSERY RHYME
as it might have been written by T.S. Eliot

Because time will not run backwards
Because time
Because time will not run
                                     Hickory dickory

In the last minute of the first hour
I saw the mouse ascend the ancient timepiece,
Claws whispering like wind in dry hyacinths.

One o'clock,
The street lamp said,
'Remark the mouse that races towards the carpet.'

And the unstilled wheel still turning
                                                   Hickory dickory
                                                   Hickory dickory
dock

A NURSERY RHYME
as it might have been written by e.e. cummings

                    )choi
           cest r
                    ry
                      rye [pocket]bread smea(red
                     w
                   wi
                wit
            with stic(
                           ky honeY)for
                 miladi, tooth
less

                  there at the manywhiskered
desk with imperial treasure
               to
            countcountcountcountcount it
                                         Mister Monarch

                      and
the shrilly chir
                              ping(that or siL
                                              ence)
k
 ck
  ack
   lack
    black
              )birds
       those tweN(
ty-four suchlikewise delicious dainty-taloned
                           baked in a pie
                                             ie
                                              e

 
(while their laundress can't smell)

KINDNESS TO ANIMALS

If I went vegetarian
And didn't eat lambs for dinner,
I think I'd be a better person
And also thinner.

But the lamb is not endangered
And at least I can truthfully say
I have never, ever eaten a barn owl,
So perhaps I'm OK.

MEAT DENIER

I shan't eat spaniel salad,
And lashings of tasty flea.
I've never bitten a red setter,
Not even when one bit me.

No feline hash, no rat dessert,
No panda, terrier and chipmunk.
I'll admit to nibbling an aardvark,
But boy, was I drunk.

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Updated: May 10, 2016


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