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A poem by Mark Kenny. |
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The Ode to the Amoeba
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The Ode to George W. Bush
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A poem by D.H. Lawrence. |
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PIANO
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Since I left home, the thing I've found myself missing the most is the piano: today I possess neither the space nor the spare moolah for a piano, and this is taking its toll. As a young kid I used to loathe practising lots of scales and endless arpeggios on the thing, obviously, but this has somehow bloomed into a fierce passion for that wonderful instrument. It can boom and yet twinkle, bite or sing, now glinting, now glowing.
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Shakespeare's 135th sonnet, anagrammed into a text that contains even more 'Will's than the original. Each of the 19 Ws in the text is attached to a 'Will': some appear plainly, some are split over words, and one is backwards. There is also a 20th 'Will' - can you find it? |
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Whoever hath her wish, thou hast thy will,
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Will Shakespeare will not, I reckon, be honored for hatching that tacky, no-good, 'Will'-studded sonnet a hundred and thirty-five. I have a hunch that an author that will exhibit a willingness to contrive to pun on one's Christian name so willfully - thirteen times, if you will! - thinking as he will that this will somehow illuminate one's rhyme, will instead nauseate the hearer. Looking as though one has a one-milliwatt cerebrum will only brew ill-will: it's cheap, common, and - now I'll be candid - will give the audience the willies too. Leave this damned trashy swill to others! |
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