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A poem by Sylvia Plath. |
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STILLBORN These poems do not live: it's a sad diagnosis. O I cannot explain what happened to them! They are not pigs, they are not even fish, |
MISCARRIAGE My opuses have perished: it's an ominous truth. Oh, I will never know how it finished thus! They are not hogs, and nor are they trout, |
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A simultaneous anagram and approximate translation of a poem by Rainer Maria Rilke. |
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ABEND Der Abend wechselt langsam die Gewänder, und lassen dich, zu keinem ganz gehörend, und lassen dich (unsäglich zu entwirrn) |
DUSK SCENE Sunset crawled in and changed his usual dress we finished firm denizens in neither, we were left (indescribable in entanglement) |
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The song used in the film Watership Down. |
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BRIGHT EYES Is it a kind of dream, There's a fog along the horizon, Bright eyes, Is it a kind of shadow, There's a high wind in the trees, Bright eyes, Bright eyes, |
RABBIT PIE One dewy-eyed wiggly-eared bunny (how adorable) First catch your rabbit. Horribly slaughter the tiny bastard with a great big huge hammer, skin and wash her gory dead body. Soak the bunny (without her head) under brine in the fridge all night. Dry, stew with highly diced celery/onion (a good two or three hours), before hewing the soggy meat from her smashed bones and laying it on your thirty-centimetre dish, while lightly salting. Add gravy*, top with the bikkies then bake (I suggest three hundred and fifty degrees Fahrenheit, one whole hour in duration). *GRAVY needs: Yield: eight good helpings.
Afterwards, why not try a good haunch of venison? |
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A 1944 poem by e.e.cummings, imitating a New Yorker at a bar explaining why WWII is being fought. |
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ygUDuh ydoan ydoan o yunnuhstan
dem doidee LISN bud LISN dem lidl
yelluh bas duhSIVILEYEzum |
you, hiding you, huddled down under the house you, dazed by the guns' inhuman dins but even you, my manly lad
did you die humanely? |
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PREAMBLE TO THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. |
ONLY IN THE U.S.... ...do people shoot the butts off tons of the most sweet creatures
to stuff, but feel that to require a permit is evil. God bless America. |
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Updated: May 10, 2016
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