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In a People House
The Eye Book
The Tooth Book
The Foot Book
Would You Rather Be a Bull-frog?
The Cat in the Hat
The Cat in the Hat Comes Back
The Cat in the Hat Beginner Book Dictionary in French
The Cat in the Hat's Great Big Flap Book
The Cat in the Hat Songbook
The Cat's Quizzer
Daisy-Head Mayzie
Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?
Dr Seuss's ABC
Dr Seuss's Book of Bedtime Stories
Fox in Socks
A Great Day for Up
Green Eggs and Ham
Huevos Verdes Con Jamon
Hop on Pop
Horton Catches the Egg
Horton Hears a Who
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Quomodo Invidiosulus nomine GRINCHUS Christi natalem Abrogaverit
I Can Add Upside Down
I Can Read with My Eyes Shut!
I Had Trouble Getting to Solla Sollew
I Wish That I Had Duck Feet
I'm Not Going to Get Up Today
I'm Not Going to Read Any Words Today!
If I Ran the Zoo
The Lorax
Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now
McEllicot's Pool
Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
My Book About Me
Oh Say Can You Say?
Scrambled Eggs Super!
Song of the Zubble-Wump
Oh, the Things You Can Count from 1-10
Oh, the Things You Can Say from A-Z
Oh, the Thinks You Can Think!
On Beyond Zebra
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
Please Try to Remember the First of Octember
Seuss-isms
Shape of Me and Other Stuff
The Sleep Book
The Sneetches and Other Stories
Gerald McBoing Boing
Ten Apples Up on Top!
Ten Tall Tales
There's a Wocket in My Pocket!
Thidwick, the Big-hearted Moose
Wacky Wednesday
Yertle the Tertle
The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins
Los 500 Sombreros De Bartolome Cubbins
Bartholomew and the Oobleck
The Big Brag (Little Dipper Book)
Boom Boom Boom
The Butter Battle Book
Can You Speak Gink?
Happy Birthday to You
Hunches in Bunches
Jingle Day Jingle
The King's Beard
The King's Stilts
My Many Colored Days
Oh Baby, the Places You'll Go!
Wet Foot Dry Foot
You're Only Old Once!
And to Think I Saw It on Mulberry Street
The Ballad of Yertle the King
Care and Feeding of a Grinch
Grinch and Bear It
Happy Who-Liday, Mr Grinch!
I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today
Who's Who in Who-Ville?
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Make word puzzles in the car.
Tell folks bunches by the bar.
I will not make them in the car,
I will not tell them by the bar.
Barkeeps find it too bizarre.
I do not like those anagrams --
The hot post you should cram.
Shake and bake one of thy name,
We find a bunch by that good game.
Try it, goof on the best friend
(think before you choose to send).
Chop my good name? Keep it right!
My friends I wish not to excite.
I won't make them in the car
I'd never ply one by the bar.
I don't like these anagrams
Don't bitch to me about the scam.
You could use the Scrabble game,
you play that -- it's both the same
Or you could use the internet,
you'd make a good one there I'll bet.
I will not ply the wooden tiles --
the game's too grand to thus defile.
I will not use my CPU --
these anagrams I won't do!
Chop not my name, chop no friend's --
I beseech this sadist thing to end
I will not in the car or bar.
Words should be left like they are
I'll never make an anagram --
You won't force me, nobody can
To get a laugh pick your boss
quick relief when you are cross.
Try one maybe on the wife --
be highly cool though, skip the strife.
Oh, not the bitch, not the boss.
It's you, not letters I should toss.
Not I, not friends, no pub, no car.
You crazy eggheads. Oh-ho! You are!
We often create on the fly,
catching phrases which go by.
Grab pen or pencil, what you need.
Bunches of chuckles -- guaranteed.
Scratch passing phrase, no chick or boss,
I could not, would not It's a loss
Scratch me, chums, car and bar too.
Before I have to scratch -- SCRATCH YOU!
Oh, banish ghastly anagrams,
Gosh, frankly I don't give a damn!
Hey! Maybe try the big cool book,
by Mr. W. T-P, take a look.
The place we school, where we reside --
It's often good, have you tried?
To skip this bad pox I'd go far
Gosh, somewhere odd -- like Zanzibar!
No bitch, car, pub, boss or book
No, I beg not to get hooked
Gosh I don't like to anagram,
it hogs bandwidth, just like spam.
Perhaps you've got a filthy rhyme?
Bag end-of-month prize every time.
Dirty ones? OK!! Oh Boy!!
But I SHALL anagram! Oh, Joy!
Fags, quim, BJ, d-cup boobs,
golden flows, gobs, got the tube.
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