Three authors' versions of the same text.

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The original text -

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; blessed art thou among
women, and blessed be the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, mother
of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

Richard Grantham -

Mighty Lord of heinous foulness, may the horror of damnation's shaded depths go forth to our world; may thy cruel, unjust wrath be suffered by all men. We bow in homage before thee, Master.
HAIL SATAN!

Richard Brodie -

Numerous Rosary's: by them we let earth fondly honor a noble, beautiful matriarch, wife of Joseph, and daughter of Israel, by whom and through whom the goodness of the Master is fully demonstrated.

Richard Brodie -

The Holy Mom would be horrified at this folly. What a bad and enormous waste of human energy. When men repeat formula to honor Christ, God refuses. Beads debase. Just thoroughly transform thy life!

David Bourke -

Praise Allah, for he, not Christ, is god,
Offer thyself to Mohammed, the grand holy man.
If we anger, burdened at the hour of need,
May we use just words, not bombs,
Shout for Islam - truly, the honourable way.

David Bourke -

Hail Dubya, how high! Full of alcohol abuse!
Destroyer of Freedom,
The 'First Dummy'...an utter moron amongst morons!
How merry was the seed, The sweet fruit of thy loins, Jenna and Barbara?
- God help the U.S.!

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