Anagrammy Awards Results - June, 1998
The Academy of Anagramming Arts wishes to announce:
Here are the long awaited results of the June Anagrammy Awards.
And the winners are.....................
In the General Category, we have a 3 way tie:
With 3 votes each:
Richard Brodie with
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES =
THE JEWISH SON SAVES
Ernesto Guiraldes with
Sinners under fierce wrath of God Almighty =
Ernesto Guiraldes offending which martyr?
Meyran Kraus with
Beauty and the Beast =
Be nauseated by that.
In the Rude Category:
With 10 votes:
Larry Brash with:
Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum =
A virgo intacta and a mum? Presume a lie!
In the Spam Category:
The only nominee, with all 16 votes
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Acne, Dandruff, Acne Rosacea, Psoriasis, Seborrhea, Eczema, Dry Skin or Dry Hair" =
PARANOIA/SCHIZOID DISORDER, AMENORRHEA, CANKER SUFFERERS, DECAY, ANY CRABS.
In the Long Category:
With 11 votes:
Larry Brash =
To be or not to be: that is the question; whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them. =
Is a befitting quote from one of Shakespeare's greatest tragedies. But why won't Hamlet's inspiring motto toss our stubborn hero's tortuous battle for life, on one hand, and death, on another?
In the Name Category:
Another tie. With 4 votes each:
Mick Tully with:
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland =
HRH to Blair: Entertaining, drinking under daft dome, Tone?
Larry Brash with:
Diana The Princess of Wales =
Elton's idea is crap. He fawns.
Updated: May 10, 2016
