1 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 48 | Female persons = Pleasers of men. |
2 | Toby Gottfried | 33 | Unsolicited commercial emails = Mad, malicious, electronic slime. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 23 | Police cadet = Delicate cop. |
4 | Mey Kraus | 21 | The Immaculate Conception = Pathetic cult... I mean, come ON! |
5 | View | 19 | Tip for ~ profit. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 16 | Dutch elm disease = See, it's dead. Mulch! |
7 | Matjaz P | 15 | Internet protocols = Porn-store to client. |
8 | rainwalker | 13 | Keeping kosher ‡ Seeking pork, eh? |
9 | Rick | 12 | Medically-induced coma = Aim? A clouded mind-cycle. |
10 | Larry Brash | 10 | Nicotine replacement patches = I cope, since treatment can help. |
11 | David Bourke | 9 | Style, romantic? ~ Most certainly! |
12 | Hans-Peter Reich | 8 | Nicotine Replacement Therapy = Concept: I help terminate yearn. |
13 | aussie battler | 7 | Into tapas? ~ Antipasto! |
14 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 6 | A man is innocent until proven guilty = Tiny unlit prison an eventual coming. |
15 | Don Rogers | 3 | Machinery ~ may enrich. |
| | Total points: | 243 | from 42 votes (DFE factor: 0.357) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 42 | Ang Lee's film 'Brokeback Mountain' ~ about menial farm blokes necking. |
2 | Don Rogers | 41 | Captain (Admiral) James Tiberius Kirk = In Star Trek, Jim said, "I lack air! Beam up!" |
3 | View | 34 | The famous animator Walt Disney = Sweet author of tiny, mad animals. |
4 | Larry Brash | 29 | "The Producers": A Mel Brooks Musical = A dumb score? Hilter sure looks camp. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 28 | A seventies tribute band = It even tried Abba's tunes! |
6 | Rick | 22 | A star of stage and screen = Fans sensed a great actor. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 20 | Mozart's opera "The Marriage of Figaro" = Offer that groom's aria a prize or a gem! |
7 | David Bourke | 20 | The American singer Dolly Parton = Really enhanced, armpits to groin. |
9 | Adrian Hickford | 13 | The late soul singer, Wilson Pickett = Woe! (Nat King Cole is still the purest). |
10 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 0 | Marcos Baghdatis = 'A-Rod', big match ass! |
| | Total points: | 249 | from 43 votes (DFE factor: 0.233) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 72 | The West Virginia coal mine disaster = It is twelve deaths in a grim scenario. |
2 | Mey Kraus | 38 | Oscar nominations unveiled = Movies' list announced on-air. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 32 | Hamas triumphs in Palestinian elections = Oh man, this result is insane. Panic time, pal! |
4 | Rick | 29 | The Palestinian election results = Tell Israel, "Intent is to shun peace." |
5 | Rosie Perera | 27 | The coal mining disaster = Ah, men lost inside. Tragic. |
6 | Larry Brash | 23 | Hamas has won the Palestinian election = I see that nation shall wish man no peace. |
7 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 22 | Uranium Enrichment Programs = Men in Iran got much purer arms. |
8 | David Bourke | 5 | Combatting anti-social behaviour = Blair aim: "Big Tone" to caution "chavs". |
| | Total points: | 248 | from 43 votes (DFE factor: 0.186) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 55 | The Israeli PM Ariel Sharon = He's in mortal peril, as I hear. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 47 | Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti = Is a jailbird madman that disliked USA. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 35 | Canada's new Prime Minister, Stephen Harper = This deep man renews American partnership. |
4 | Don Rogers | 23 | If Anna Kournikova married Kelsey Grammer... = Make dorky fusion arrive, like "Anna Grammer". |
5 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 19 | Nicholas Andreas "Nick the Greek" Dandolos = keen on high stakes on cards and a dice roll. |
6 | Larry Brash | 17 | The Italian composer, Giacomo Puccini = Ooh... magical! Top in nice operatic music. |
7 | David Bourke | 16 | The singer Billy Idol (William Michael ... = Alright, "Idle". I am a terribly shall... |
8 | View | 15 | Actor Louis de Funes = Fatuous screen-idol. |
9 | Hans-Peter Reich | 9 | Ehud Olmert = Method: Rule! |
| | Total points: | 236 | from 40 votes (DFE factor: 0.225) |
1 | Larry Brash | 59 | United States of America = Deem it as an utter fiasco. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 35 | Southern Beirut = Is burnt-out here. |
3 | View | 30 | South American countries = He came to tour Incas ruins. |
4 | Mey Kraus | 25 | The Abu Ghraib prison = Arab-probing site, huh? |
5 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 22 | The Battered Women's Foundation = We bond on hate for men's attitude. |
6 | Don Rogers | 19 | Tourette Syndrome = Enter; utter "Sodomy." |
7 | David Bourke | 14 | The Battered Women's Foundation = Dreams of new teeth? Ain't no doubt! |
8 | Rick | 9 | Sundance Film Festival = Fans claim event's fluid. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 8 | The Master Gemologist Appraiser = So, pro estimates eight-gram pearl. |
| | Total points: | 221 | from 40 votes (DFE factor: 0.225) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 56 | Best actress nominees: 1. Dame Judi De... = 1. The erudite Mrs. Henderson 2. John... |
2 | Mey Kraus | 47 | "Do tell me", I asked president George ... = "Sorry, kid", he answered, bemused, "I... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 40 | Terror group Hamas wins at the Palestin... = Astonishing news! Israel in complete u... |
4 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 20 | Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It... = The US is evil - a state of hate. Isl... |
5 | David Bourke | 17 | Leo Blair, the youngest son of the Prime... = His nosy, eyesore mother AND tiring, co... |
6 | Larry Brash | 15 | Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me yo... = My concerned Americans, look, I'm aimi... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 12 | FDA announces approval of inhaled insul... = O! I've danced in full praise, for I c... |
8 | GOLDFERN | 10 | "Men will always be mad, and those who ... = Arouet saw a vital entelechy. Hey, thi... |
| | Total points: | 217 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.216) |
1 | Toby Gottfried | 47 | Six Jewish gentlemen were once playing poker in their condo's rec room, and one of them bet and los... |
2 | Mey Kraus | 40 | A Little Fun With Math 1. Pick any n... = The Freudian Magic Trick 1. Be tota... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 35 | A paranormal researcher was giving a ta... = A union rep, checking on a farmer thou... |
4 | Rick | 34 | Harping on, Donald Rumsfeld, while givi... = Weeping, the US president grimly yell... |
5 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 20 | America bombs countries defying every f... = US foreign policy run by George W Bus... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 2 | All Bush can do each flipping governmen... = Environmental protection? BS! My expe... |
| | Total points: | 178 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.194) |
1 | aussie battler | 31 | Fat lords = Old farts. |
2 | David Bourke | 30 | The Europeans = One up the arse. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | dupe | 25 | Anal suppository = Oral? No. Up ass. Pity. |
4 | Rick | 23 | Isn't having unprotected intercourse like... ~ uncovered penis, girl takes it into her cunt? |
4 | Larry Brash | 23 | A faulty condom = Only a tad of cum. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 20 | The International Gay Rodeo Association (IGRA) = Anal coition astride a rotating horse - i.e. Agony! |
7 | Dee4j | 15 | Brokeback Mountain = Bare? OK, mount in back! |
8 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 10 | Blokes' clothes = Bollock-sheets. |
9 | Mey Kraus | 6 | Condom hole? = Come 'on hold'. |
10 | View | 2 | With close interest = Whet teen's clitoris. |
| | Total points: | 185 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.303) |
