1 | Paul Pan | 32 | Heel claims ~ me, Achilles. |
2 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 30 | Computer viruses = Must revise our PC! |
3 | Mey Kraus | 28 | A cure for bald males = A dream for cue-balls. |
4 | Rick | 27 | Antiperspirant deodorant = Ad ran: "No pit stain reported." |
4 | aussie battler | 27 | An interest ~ entertains. |
6 | David Bourke | 23 | Taking a driving lesson for the first time = "So, it's left again...first right...OK, never mind!" |
7 | Toby Gottfried | 16 | Actions speak louder than words = Don't our 'Do's answer "Talk is cheap" ? |
8 | Larry Brash | 10 | Silicone implants = Small incision, pet. |
9 | View | 8 | I barely add ~ daily bread. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Favorite charitableness = The Blairs' free vacations! |
| | Total points: | 207 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.278) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 51 | 'On the Origin of Species' by author Ch... = Big theory which infers our ancestor i... |
2 | Scott Gardner | 38 | Venus de Milo (Aphrodite of Melos) = Model of maid poses in the Louvre. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | View | 27 | 'The Simpsons' cartoons = Spastic Homer, snot son... |
4 | Larry Brash | 25 | The Russian composer Dmitri Shostakovich = Top-rank, his modish, Soviet orchestra music. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 22 | The childrens' fairy story Sleeping Beauty = Yes, the prince arouses the lady by flirting! |
6 | Rick | 21 | The actress Nicole Kidman = I'm a stilted hack on screen. |
7 | Dee4j | 12 | "Crash", so you win the Best Picture Oscar! = Cowboys out, race-hate script rushes in! |
8 | David Bourke | 5 | Natalie Gulbis = It's a nubile gal! |
9 | Paul Pan | 3 | Natalie Gulbis = "I use giant ball!" |
10 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Halle Orchestra of Manchester cancels USA trip = Fun rehearsals & practices at home concert halls. |
| | Total points: | 206 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.278) |
1 | David Bourke | 45 | Gary Glitter gets three years in a Vietn... = "I try some very tight pre-teenage Eas... |
2 | Mey Kraus | 36 | Media report on avian flu cases = Paranoid tales of virus menace. |
3 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 34 | Milosevic's funeral = Fine. All is over, scum! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 31 | Tony Blair says that God will judge him... = A war inquiry? Devil's joy! Bastard mi... |
5 | Rick | 22 | The Slobodan Milosevic funeral = An evil clod, entomb his foul arse. |
6 | View | 19 | Michael Jackson ordered to close Neverland = Cancel, then! No more cajoled kids or lads, ever! |
7 | Larry Brash | 18 | Portia Simpson Miller = Rare optimism in polls. |
| | Total points: | 205 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.194) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 51 | The former president Slobodan Milosevic = Don't sob over him, after prison-cell demise. |
2 | Rick | 35 | Maureen Stapleton = A supreme talent, no? |
3 | Megan R | 27 | Ahmadinejad = A damn Jehadi. |
4 | Larry Brash | 24 | Former Yugoslavian President Slobodan M... = Evil ogre died in prison cell. Most of... |
5 | David Bourke | 19 | The Secretary of State for Education an... = One notes Ruth Kelly's a feared, fascis... |
5 | View | 19 | Actress Maureen Stapleton = Late top US screen star. Amen. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Ms Olive Marie Osmond = Me? I live as Mormons do. |
8 | Paul Pan | 3 | Carla Del Ponte = Placed on alert. |
| | Total points: | 192 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.235) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 51 | Microsoft Help and Support Website = Stupid patch! Problem is often worse! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 34 | The Labour Party Prime Minister = I'm that super Premier Tony Blair! |
3 | View | 27 | CIA man = Maniac. |
4 | Larry Brash | 21 | Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy = Drum up hoax by my nonsense cry. |
5 | David Bourke | 18 | The Apple iTunes download service = Now I never use CD / tape piles! Old hat! |
6 | Rick | 17 | The President of the Russian Federation = Hopes are for friend in the United States. |
7 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 16 | Arundel and Brighton Lourdes Pilgrimage Ltd = Help ill, disabled grandma in rug return to God. |
8 | aussie battler | 13 | Herders of ~ Herefords. |
9 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 3 | The Tay-Sachs disease = Yes, it has death cases... |
| | Total points: | 200 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.265) |
