1 | Rosie Perera | 35 | A marble statue = Mute alabaster. |
2 | David Bourke | 23 | She has a nice personality = Any acne? Halitosis? Herpes? |
3 | Scott Gardner | 21 | Confederate general = Grant faced one R. E. Lee. |
4 | Adrian Hickford | 20 | Computer generated images = Pictures managed to emerge. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 18 | And God said, "Let there be light," and... = Great Being lit this shaded earth. The... |
5 | Ellie | 18 | Earliest man = Tree animals? |
7 | View | 15 | After nine months pregnancy = Perfect son... nightmare nanny. |
8 | Larry Brash | 10 | A fistula ~ is a fault. |
8 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 10 | In-flight movies ~ give no hit films. |
10 | aussie battler | 8 | Tea-time hour = I'm outta here! |
10 | Toby Gottfried | 8 | The leopard cannot change its spots = Ah! Patches - not stripes - on golden cat. |
12 | Rick | 7 | A state-licensed chiropractor ~ isn't a real doctor's practice, eh? |
12 | Richard G | 7 | To damn with faint praise = A pain from that snide wit. |
14 | Mey Kraus | 4 | The fumigation business = Oh, it's bug-safe in minutes! |
15 | Deano | 2 | Die a slow and painful death = I fall, pause and then I add "Ow!" |
| | Total points: | 206 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 36 | The Rolling Stones perform a gig in China = Oriental spot for rich, aging Englishmen. |
2 | Larry Brash | 29 | Chaconne from Bach's Partita No 2 in D ... = An epic solo, rich of notion, vibrant ... |
3 | David Bourke | 27 | The vocalist Celine Marie Claudette Dion = Canadians love the mediocre little cutie! |
4 | Rosie Perera | 23 | Herman Melville's masterpiece ... = "Call me Ishmael"; men embark; they di... |
4 | Richard G | 23 | Cleveland Orchestra = Served a concert hall. |
6 | Mey Kraus | 20 | 'Raging Bull' by Martin Scorsese = Male star clobbers guys in ring. |
7 | Ellie | 16 | Legendary Frank Sinatra = A serenading Rat, frankly. |
8 | View | 8 | Actress Sienna Rose Miller = Star in lesser cinema roles. |
8 | Deano | 8 | Nadine Coyle = One nice lady. |
8 | Rick | 8 | The acclaimed singer Gene Pitney = Citing legend; may he rest in peace. |
11 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 6 | Sugababes = Guess? ABBA! |
| | Total points: | 204 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.314) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 41 | The American president George Walker Bush = Gee, the liar's rating numbers drop each week! |
2 | Ellie | 32 | The Christian Festival of Easter = It's fantastic, for He's there, alive! (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Rick | 24 | Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes = Loco mates name the kid Suri. |
4 | Amir | 23 | The Immigration Laws = We maim Latino rights. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 18 | The Pentagon considers a nuclear strike on Iran = A process seen uncorking international hatred |
6 | Larry Brash | 17 | Iran's President, Mahoud Ahmadinejad = I'd ensure an atom-mad jihad... and perish. |
6 | David Bourke | 17 | American self-interest = Militant carefreeness. |
8 | Paul Pan | 13 | Gospel of Judas = Pal of Jesus? God! |
9 | Rosie Perera | 10 | It's the anniversary of Kurt Cobain's death = Story of that Nirvana suicide breaks then. |
10 | View | 3 | Eight men found slain in Canadian farmland = Maniac and ill gunman affair in Shedden,Ont. |
| | Total points: | 198 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.294) |
1 | View | 30 | William Henry Gates = Get a share in my will! |
2 | Paul Pan | 22 | Alan Dershowitz ~ hates Nazi world. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 21 | The Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte = No mean peon -- a proper battle hero! |
4 | Richard G | 20 | The tenor Luciano Pavarotti = Vocal tune in that opera trio. |
5 | Larry Brash | 19 | Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade = I adored lessons of the cane and pain. |
6 | Ellie | 17 | General Robert E. Lee = Greet one real rebel! |
7 | Rick | 16 | The disciple Judas Iscariot ~ is paid to seduce, jail Christ. |
7 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 16 | Vivien Leigh as Scarlett O'Hara = Savage Rhett as heroic villain. |
9 | David Bourke | 15 | Thomas Cruise = "Suri hast come!" |
10 | Tony Crafter | 12 | The 'treacherous' disciple Judas Iscariot = Heroic ideal to aid Jesus Christ's capture? |
11 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 7 | Tony and Cherie Blair = 'No-celebrity' and 'hair'. |
12 | Amir | 6 | General John Abizaid = Ban, raze Jihad legion! |
13 | Mey Kraus | 0 | Norma Rae (Sally Field) = Lead many for rallies. |
| | Total points: | 201 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.382) |
1 | Toby Gottfried | 34 | The United States Postal Service = Cost put aside, I have sent letters. |
2 | View | 31 | Heathrow Airport, London = Rain? Hop to another world! |
3 | Larry Brash | 22 | Apple iTunes Music Store = Sale is set-up in computer. |
3 | Mey Kraus | 22 | 'Big Cat Rescue' in Tampa, Florida = It's an ideal camp for a tiger cub! |
5 | aussie battler | 20 | Easter Island = Need atlas, sir? |
6 | Rosie Perera | 19 | Arctic National Wildlife Refuge = We fear acute oil drilling, in fact. |
7 | Rick | 18 | The Islamic Jihads: ~ "Jail them Hasidics!" |
8 | Tony Crafter | 16 | The Folsom State Prison, California = So, to that final repose of criminals. |
9 | Paul Pan | 14 | Master of Business Administration = Immodest snob infuriates artisans. |
| | Total points: | 196 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.265) |
1 | View | 35 | The president of the United States of Am... = A gangster from the White House undert... |
2 | Mey Kraus | 31 | Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes name their b... = Maybe I should interject (as I speak H... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 25 | Yes, Las Vegas has many varieties of ga... = Alf married Melissa in Vegas. He decid... |
3 | Toby Gottfried | 25 | "No one ever went broke ... = If I entertain to prove H.L. Mencken, ... |
5 | Larry Brash | 22 | Benny Andersson, Bjorn Ulvaeus, Anni-Fri... = Funny dress, arranges bad songs, and fa... |
6 | David A Green | 21 | Pierre Auguste Renoir's 'The Luncheon o... = Hey, an elite bourgeois group in the t... |
7 | David Bourke | 14 | The Manchester United and England footba... = Not wisely, gambled a fortune...and Co... |
8 | Rosie Perera | 12 | "Greater love hath no man than this, th... = If that high Heavenly Father's Son die... |
| | Total points: | 185 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 41 | An elderly couple are attending a churc... = An old couple are in a grannie- home.... |
2 | Rosie Perera | 38 | A rabbi is on a plane with a Korean guy... = A while later, after a brief nap, a b... |
3 | Larry Brash | 37 | An Australian guy goes into a bar in th... = This young Australian guy, Steve, is ... |
4 | Mey Kraus | 35 | 'Spoiler' summarized (quoted clip taken... = Seeing that plenty of people noted mo... |
5 | David Bourke | 5 | Cherie Blair spent thousands of pounds o... ~ Yet she still appeared an absolutely ... |
| | Total points: | 156 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.192) |
1 | Rick | 41 | Homosexual partners = Poor me... anal-sex hurts. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 29 | Straining to fart = It is not fragrant. |
3 | Mey Kraus | 26 | Dominants = Into S-and-M. |
4 | View | 23 | She's performing fellatio = Male offers girl hot penis. |
5 | Larry Brash | 20 | I shout: "You heartless prick! ~ Stick this up your arsehole!" |
6 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 11 | The Pussycat Dolls = Play those sluts' CD! |
7 | David Bourke | 9 | Having erotic dreams = Night, as come arrived. |
7 | Paul Pan | 9 | Premature ejaculation = I jet cream up anal route. |
| | Total points: | 168 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.267) |
